tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84339242024-03-07T21:24:08.546-10:00Blog Me No BlogsAll The Secrets Of The Universe Revealed, At Last!Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.comBlogger776125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-39722898103469088052009-09-26T00:01:00.002-10:002009-09-30T00:23:17.454-10:00JERSEY GIRLS.<br /><b>REMEMBERING SISTERS, FRIENDS, ENEMIES & LOVERS FROM THE GARDEN STATE</b><br /><br /><b><i>DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH, REAL WOMEN IN AN UNREAL WORLD</i></b><br /><br /><i>Funny How The Oddest Things Will Trigger Memories, Click</i><br /><br />We were watching a show on the teevee called "In Plain Sight," taped some weeks ago. We like the show because it stars Mary Catherine McCormack, of Plainfield, New Jersey. Plainfield, the "Queen City," was a neighboring town to the one in which we first attempted to grow up, in "Central" Jersey. New Jersey is a small State, too small to be divided more than once and still leave something worth mentioning, so no one outside of Central Jersey ever mentions it. You can inhale in Philly and exhale in Manhattan without breathing any Jersey air, hardly. Sometimes it's hard for New Jerseyans to breathe, sandwiched in between all that greatness and history, corruption and filth. They manage, in part because they have a history of their own and in part by always supporting a fellow Jersey girl or boy. So I watch Mary's show.<br /><br />Plus, OK, Mary is beautiful in that unaffected Central Jersey way. You know, the minimal make-up and the simply brushed hair, the blue jeans and the girlie "top," the pretty mouth and the sarcastic things that come out of it. Even if Central Jersey is just a geographical fiction which exists only in the minds of Central Jerseyans, some of the ladies there do have their own way of doing things. You might even call it a "style," but they would make fun of you if you did. Because there's no there there, therefore no style. The folk of NJ's post-industrial midlands know they're not from South Jersey, with its' scary Pine Barrens, Jersey Devils and "Phully" refugees, and they don't want to be from North Jersey with it's overly creative accountants, mobbed-up garbage men and Crooklyn escapees. So they have created this mental safe zone that lies somewhere West of Newark, South of Lake Hopatcong, North of Trenton and East of the Delaware River. It's a diamond shape, maybe twenty-five or thirty miles to a side, with the northern tip pointing at Morristown and the Southern tip pointing at Princeton, with the West point at Flemington and the East at Westfield. <i>(Most of Morris, Hunterdon, Somerset, Middlesex and parts of Union, Monmouth, and Mercer Counties.)</i> It's cozy. It's where Mary is from, right in the middle.<br /><br />We know this because we recognized her accent and mannerisms, her facial expressions and ways of holding herself, and because we looked her up on IMDB. Turns out she was one of those private school girls, probably from Sleepy Hollow, in what was left of Plainfield after the riots in the 1960's some years before she was born. She would have been much younger than ourselves, a child of the 70's. But she would have worn the same snotty blazer and maybe a tartan skirt on special days at school. She would have been wickedly smart and funny, terribly studious and wild at parties, a genuine heartbreaker, tall and blonde and pretty as Hell. She would have left poor old Jersey behind for the theater and never looked back. But she would have always been a Jersey girl.<br /><br />To our delight, Mary did a couple of scenes with another Central Jersey girl on the episode we watched. Laura Prepon, of Watchung, NJ, just up the hill from Plainfield, played her long-lost and unbeknownst sister. Laura's hair is blonde now, and she is tall and beautiful in that Bambergers' way. Seeing her interact with Mary was like going home for Christmas back in the days when we were all students or soldiers or wanderers on the various roads of life, magical moments when everyone was thrown together for what might be the last time, and girls we used to know as gawky in grammar school had become angelically beautiful, with wings upon which they flew away, leaving us in the snowy mud beside an over-decorated tree on the front lawn, staring up at stars we can never touch. <br /><br />We could not begin to list all the Jersey girls we knew, or wished we knew, and loved over the years. Stolen first kisses and last desperate hugs, weddings and Christenings, wakes and funerals, brief dances in the Delaware moonlight and long talks on the sunburned Jersey Shore, hours and hours in cars wandering aimlessly around the Kittatinny Mountains and the New Brunswick alleys, trying to get to the heart of a girl.<br /><br />OK, one girl. Suzanne. Like the song, which had just come out four years before we met her. It really was her song. We even sang it with her. Suzanne with her Guild guitar and her long blonde hair, her beautiful, intelligent, amused and unaffected face, turning towards us and then turning away. She could have been the third sister to Mary and Laura, a rare and special Jersey girl, rare and special because she was so real and normal, in that Raritanian way. She died in car crash in California at the age of twenty-one, three years after we sang her song, thirty five years ago this week. Mary reminded me of her. I could never forget my Jersey girl, Suzanne.<br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-50811365279862430802009-09-25T00:01:00.006-10:002009-09-27T23:52:16.162-10:00ANGELINA JOLIE SUNBATHING NUDE.<br /><b>NAKED STAR GLORIFIES THE SUN</b><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZ8moZ7Q-x8Ge31apkYzQ5nQrFYi_65krYhg659dzBmrqj7fm2H8NsjT1pn91hBEO7d61DcE2erCSbYIGIWpR9WIonLnV68WDBzNSKubVY1g8r5W6aoH0f8rlPhkcTKixwoEUsKw/s1600-h/ANGELINAjolieSUNBATHING.gif"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 287px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386451153172831042" border="0" alt="ANGELINAjolieSUNBATHING Copyright 2009 Cosanostradamus blog me no blogs" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZ8moZ7Q-x8Ge31apkYzQ5nQrFYi_65krYhg659dzBmrqj7fm2H8NsjT1pn91hBEO7d61DcE2erCSbYIGIWpR9WIonLnV68WDBzNSKubVY1g8r5W6aoH0f8rlPhkcTKixwoEUsKw/s400/.gif" /></a><br /><br /><b><i>SUPER-HEROINE RADIATES POWER & BEAUTY</i></b><br /><br />YOUTUBE: TOMB RAIDER<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Cyth4L8Pw">"Angelina Jolie - Lara Croft"</a><br /><i>Superman, meet super woman.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w6Cyth4L8Pw&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w6Cyth4L8Pw&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><i>OK, So Her Dad Is Nuts. Maybe That's Why She Adopts.</i><br /><br />Thanks for not peeing in our gene pool, Angie. We're glad your father did, though.<br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-4849035982548934062009-09-24T00:01:00.003-10:002009-09-24T01:20:38.122-10:00LET THE LYNCHINGS BEGIN!.<br /><b>REPUBLICAN ATTACKS BEAR STRANGE FRUIT, AS INTENDED</b><br /><br /><b><i>ANTI-AMERICAN "CONSERVATIVES" MURDER INNOCENT CENSUS WORKER</i></b><br /><br />YOUTUBE: FOX NEWS<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZS9UW0okY4">"Bachmann Rails Against Census On Beck"</a><br /><i>Great minds stink alike.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0ZS9UW0okY4&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0ZS9UW0okY4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><i>Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Michael Savage Win Another Round, Kill Another American</i><br /><br />First they objected to a liberal female Presidential candidate. Then they freaked out over an African-American President. Next they targeted an African-American energy expert with the Federal Government. Now they have executed a man for helping with the dreaded "Big Gummint" census, and carved the word "FED" in his chest.<br /><br />Is it time to round up the leaders of this "movement" yet? They have killed abortion doctors and guards in the Holocaust museum. They have shown up at town hall meetings with assault weapons. The have conspired to kill Federal judges. They have threatened to kill the President of the United States of America. They have declared a "Christian" jihad against Muslims, gays, blacks, women, liberals, etc. Should we wait until the day after Kristallnacht, or maybe sometime after the next Holocaust?<br /><br />How long would it take those same "Feds" to come down on those of us in the true center of American politics, the democratic Left, if we organized to fight these people? Can we expect the Go-Along-To-Get-Along White House to act any differently, or to stand up to the Nazi's themselves? So, what is going to happen?<br /><br />Don't expect the cavalry any time soon. In fact, they're riddled with Nazi's themselves, literally. The rank and file are fertile grounds for hate groups. There have been mutinous stirrings ever since Obama was elected, all the way up to the highest echelons. They're not happy with the idea of a black Commander-In-Chief, even a barely liberal one, and they do NOT want their wars against non-Christians to end, ever. And a lot of their victims, er, veterans are coming home hurt, disillusioned, mentally ill and pissed off. Only the Right is offering them any answers: Kill, kill, kill.<br /><br /><br />TIMES WEST VIRGINIAN<br /><a href="http://www.timeswv.com/headlinenews/local_story_267023315.html">"Hanged Census worker had ‘fed’ on chest"</a><br /><i>Bowie knife?</i><br /><blockquote><i>' A U.S. Census worker found hanged from a tree near a Kentucky cemetery had the word “fed” scrawled on his chest, a law enforcement official said Wednesday, and the FBI is investigating whether he was a victim of anti-government sentiment. Bill Sparkman, a 51-year-old part-time Census field worker and teacher, was found Sept. 12 in a remote patch of the Daniel Boone National Forest in rural southeast Kentucky. The law enforcement official, who was not authorized to discuss the case and requested anonymity, did not say what type of instrument was used to write “fed” on his chest. Sparkman’s mother, Henrie Sparkman of Inverness, Fla., told The Associated Press her son was an Eagle scout who moved to the area to be a local director for the Boy Scouts of America. She said he later became a substitute teacher in Laurel County and supplemented that income as a Census worker. She said investigators have given her few details about her son’s death — they told her the body was decomposed — and haven’t yet released his body for burial. “I was told it would be better for him to be cremated,” she said. Gilbert Acciardo, a retired Kentucky state trooper who directs an after-school program at the elementary school where Sparkman was a frequent substitute teacher, said he had warned Sparkman to be careful when he did his Census work. “Even though he was with the Census Bureau, sometimes people can view someone with any government agency as ‘the government.’ I just was afraid that he might meet the wrong character along the way up there,” Acciardo said. “He was such an innocent person,” Acciardo said. “I hate to say that he was naive, but he saw the world as all good, and there’s a lot of bad in the world.” A private group called PEER, Public Employees for Environmental Responsibility, tracks violence against employees who enforce environmental regulations, but the group’s executive director, Jeff Ruch, said it’s hard to know about all of the cases because some agencies don’t share data on instances of violence against employees. From 1996 to 2006, according to the group’s most recent data, violent incidents against federal Bureau of Land Management and Forest Service workers soared from 55 to 290. “Even as illustrated in town hall meetings today, there is a distinct hostility in a large segment of the population toward people who work for their government,” Ruch said. '</i></blockquote><br />YAHOO NEWS<br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090923/ap_on_re_us/us_ammo_shortage">"America armed, but guns not necessarily loaded"</a><br /><i>The "Obama Effect"? How's the supply of black targets?</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Bullet-makers are working around the clock, seven days a week, and still can't keep up with the nation's demand for ammunition. Shooting ranges, gun dealers and bullet manufacturers say they have never seen such shortages. Bullets, especially for handguns, have been scarce for months because gun enthusiasts are stocking up on ammo, in part because they fear President Barack Obama and the Democratic-controlled Congress will pass antigun legislation — even though nothing specific has been proposed and the president last month signed a law allowing people to carry loaded guns in national parks. "We are working overtime and still can't keep up with the demand," said Al Russo, spokesman for North Carolina-based Remington Arms Company, which makes bullets for rifles, handguns and shotguns. "We've had to add a fourth shift and go 24-7. It's a phenomenon that I have not seen before in my 30 years in the business." Americans usually buy about 7 billion rounds of ammunition a year, according to the National Rifle Association. In the past year, that figure has jumped to about 9 billion rounds, said NRA spokeswoman Vickie Cieplak. Jason Gregory, who manages Gretna Gun Works just outside of New Orleans, has been building his personal supply of ammunition for months. His goal is to have at least 1,000 rounds for each of his 25 weapons. "I call it the Obama effect," said Gregory, 37, of Terrytown, La. "It always happens when the Democrats get in office. It happened with Clinton and Obama is even stronger for gun control. Ammunition will be the first step, so I'm stocking up while I can." With demand, prices have also risen. "Used to be gold, but now lead is the most expensive metal," said Donald Richards, 37, who was stocking up at the Jefferson store. "And worth every penny." '</i></blockquote><br />THE CHRISTIAN SCIENCE MONITOR<br /><a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0711/p20s01-usmi.html">"Civil rights group warns of neo-Nazis in the US military"</a><br /><i>Guess we know which way the Army's prejudices run, eh?</i><br /><blockquote><i>' The appearance of 40 active-duty US soldiers on a social networking site known as the "fascist Facebook" appears to add credibility to a controversial government report released in April about extremism in the military. Presented to congressional committees Friday, the revelations by the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) – covered in depth by the military-oriented newspaper, Stars and Stripes – also raises new questions about how serious the Army is about rooting out rank-and-file neo-Nazis – and their potential impact on morale and military discipline. In contrast to the 12,500 gay service members discharged in the last 15 years because of potential impact on unit morale, SPLC spokeswoman Heidi Beirich says: "There are many people in the military using new technology to put up racist profiles, racist music and ... books that they love that are racist, and as the regulations stand today that's not grounds for being tossed out of the military." The SPLC, a civil rights organization based in Montgomery, Ala., delivered its report to the House and Senate Armed Services and Homeland Security Committees today. The organization says it found 40 profiles on NewSaxon.org, a white supremacist site, that could be confirmed as active-duty military members. "I love and will do anything to keep our master race marching," writes "WhitePride85," who claims on the site to be a 24-year-old staff sergeant from Madison, Wis. Army policy states that commanders can take disciplinary actions, including reclassification of soldiers who are active white supremacists. They cannot, however, dismiss them. The heaviest penalty a commander could impose is to bar reenlistment. The new report comes amid growing concerns about returning soldiers, especially those disaffected by the war and combat, being recruited by white supremacist organizations. Such groups hope to utilize their combat skills in "a coming race war," says former marine TJ Leyden, an ex-white supremacist and author of "Skinhead Confessions." But unit cohesion and morale – the mainstays of an effective Army – are also at stake if the Army allows skinheads to stay in the service, critics say. (The racial makeup of the Army is 62.7 percent white, 19.8 percent black, 10.9 percent Hispanic, and 3.4 percent Asian.) '</i></blockquote>.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-48538657878045473602009-09-17T00:01:00.003-10:002009-09-27T20:43:07.331-10:00THE END OF THE WHITE MAN!.<br /><b>CAUCASIAN MALE RULE IN AMERICA IS OVER</b><br /><br /><b><i>BLACKS, PUERTO RICANS, WOMEN TAKE OVER</i></b><br /><br /><i>Soon, It May Be Illegal To Be a White Guy!!!!!!</i><br /><br />That's right, Hoss, you are now an official endangered species. The Chinese take-over of Budweiser has rendered you impotent and sterile thanks to the ancient Asian herbs now added to the brew. In many parts of the United States, you are already a minority. Special employment preferences, mandated by ACORN, now require that the best person for the job be hired, not the best white man. Soon all your bosses, landlords, lenders and public officials may be black, brown, red, yellow or purple. That's right, purple. Who did you think was behind all this? Those secret Chinese bases on the Moon were not built by the Chinese. They are alien outposts of an intergalactic interracial empire whose Death Stars are already on their way to Earth to force diversity on the entire population. In a few years, your children will be rappers.<br /><br />That's right. Rappers.<br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-91113164028844893872009-09-16T00:01:00.003-10:002009-09-27T19:40:06.513-10:00THE WRITTEN TEST FOR KLANSMEN.<br /><b>TWO POINTS FOR VOTING REPUBLICAN</b><br /><br /><b><i>PLUS TWO MORE POINTS FOR DOING WHATEVER GLENN BECK SAYS</i></b><br /><br /><i>Yawl Got You A Ink-Pin?</i><br /><br /><b>1. What is the correct answer to this question:</b><br /><i>"Say whut? Dew whut?"</i><br /><br /><b>2. Where do you put the engine of a 1976 Ford pick-up truck?</b><br /><i>a. In the front.<br />b. In the back.<br />c. On a tree in your yard.</i><br /><br /><b>3. The "Stars & Bars" refers to:</b><br /><i>a. One a them snooty Hollywood taverns.<br />b. Officers in the army.<br />c. The flag in the back window of your 1976 Ford pick-up truck.</i><br /><br /><b>4. "Miscegenation" is:</b><br /><i>a. Some sorta Greek food.<br />b. Illegal in the South.<br />c. Legal but still carries the death penalty.<br />d. A bad dream you wake up sticky from.</i><br /><br /><b>5. Texas is:</b><br /><i>a. A State.<br />b. A country.<br />c. A part of Mexico.<br />d. An oil company.</i><br /><br /><b>6. The Constitution is written in:</b><br /><i>a. Blood.<br />b. Invisible ink.<br />c. Pencil.<br />d. Socialism.</i><br /><br /><b>7. The Second Amendment:</b><br /><i>a. Is a Sixties rock band.<br />b. Guarantees freedom of armed religion.<br />c. Authorizes religious armies.<br />d. All of the above.</i><br /><br /><b>8. A Negro President is:</b><br /><i>a. A sign of the Apocalypse.<br />b. UnConstitutional, since it says they're only 3/5ths human.<br />c. Going to rename the White House the Black House.<br />d. Target practice.<br />e. The Republicans' best recruiting tool.</i><br /><br /><b>9. The White Race is:</b><br /><i>a. Doomed<br />b. Destined to lead.<br />c. A marathon in Sweden<br />d. The Klan's target market<br />e. Just me & you, cuzzin. Huh-huh.</i><br /><br /><b>10. Southern culture is:</b><br /><i>a. Yoghurt in Antarctica.<br />b. Athlete's foot.<br />c. The heritage of all rednecks.<br />d. Cotton, sorghum and sugar beets.</i><br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-10025386816922138232009-09-15T00:01:00.002-10:002009-09-27T19:07:18.506-10:00FAMOUS CANADIAN MUSLIMS.<br /><b>ANOTHER LONG-OVERLOOKED MINORITY</b><br /><br /><b><i>WHAT HAVE THESE ISLAMITES GOT TO HIDE, EH?</i></b><br /><br /><i>Is It Not Just Possible That These Canadians Are Part Of A Vast Conspiracy?</i><br /><br />NOW can we have an Orange Alert??? PLEASE!!! We need the Vitamin C.<br /><br />1. Lorne Hussein Greene<br />2. William Hussein Shatner<br />3. Seth Hussein Rogen<br />4. Mort Hussein Sahl<br />5. Corey Hussein Haim<br />6. Eugene Hussein Levy<br />7. Rick Hussein Moranis<br />8. Kiefer Hussein Sutherland<br />9. Richard Hussein Dreyfus<br />10. Monty Hussein Hall<br /><br />Hm. I'm starting to see a PATTERN here!<br /><br /><br />And, take note: NONE of these "Canadians" was in the WTC on 9/11! I rest my case. It's heavy.<br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-19760859343407399252009-09-14T00:01:00.002-10:002009-09-27T18:24:06.835-10:00THINGS HAVE NOT BEEN GOING WELL.<br /><b>MEDICALLY, FINANCIALLY, IT HAS NOT BEEN A GOOD YEAR</b><br /><br /><b><i>IT'S BEEN HARD TO MAINTAIN THINGS HERE</i></b><br /><br /><i>Apologies To Those Whose Time We've Wasted</i><br /><br />We'll try to make it up to those to whom it matters.<br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-35935080841874809742009-09-13T00:02:00.001-10:002009-09-21T15:34:05.834-10:00NEW YORK, NEW YORK, NEW YORK SONGS.<br /><b>THE PLACE SO NYCE THEY NAMED IT THRICE</b><br /><br /><b><i>NOT TALKIN' BOUT F**KIN' BROOKLYN, QUEENS, STATEN ISLAND OR THE BRONX, HERE, YO</i></b><br /><br /><i>Just Manhattan, The Center Of The Known Universe</i><br /><br />From Spuyten Duyvil to Battery Park, from Loisaida to Hell's Kitchen, the 12-mile-long 2.5-mile-wide island of Mannahata is the container of the hopes, the dreams, the failures and the disappointments of the whole history of the entire human race. In Yonah Schimmel's spinach knishes, you can taste ancient Galilee on a hot summer day. From the cafe con leche at La Taza de Oro, you may inhale the bitter defeat of the Arawaks. "The Persistence of Memory" remains a moment frozen in time at MoMA, and that last note from "Figaro" will echo forever at the Met. The Yankees will often disappoint you, and the Mets will sometimes amaze you. The kindness you witness only once in a lifetime at three A.M. on a subway platform deep beneath Columbus Circle will almost negate the inhumanity you imagine of Wall Street at three every afternoon at the Stock Exchange. P.T. Barnum and Teddy Roosevelt battle every night on Broadway, the boulevard of broken dreams, and in the General Assembly of the United Nations, even the most cynical people in the world sometimes experience a fleeting moment of hope. But that's why God created Brioschi.<br /><br />IDENTIFY THESE NY QUOTES (no googling!):<br /><br />"What are YOU lookin' at?"<br /><br />"Does Macy's tell Gimbel's?"<br /><br />"I'm the luckiest man on the face of the Earth." [a New Yorker facing certain, horrible death]<br /><br />"There's a sucker born every minute."<br /><br />"It ain't over till the fat lady sings."<br /><br />"The faces in New York remind me of people who played a game and lost."<br /><br />"A hundred times have I thought New York is a catastrophe, and fifty times : It is a beautiful catastrophe."<br /><br />"In New York I feel plugged into a strong alternating current of hope and despair."<br /><br />"New York is to the nation what the white church spire is to the village - the visible symbol of aspiration and faith, the white plume saying the way is up!"<br /><br />"Skyscraper national park."<br /><br />"It'll be a great place if they ever finish it."<br /><br />"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."<br /><br />"I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member. "<br /><br />"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."<br /><br />"Speak softly and carry a big stick. "<br /><br />"We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. "<br /><br />"All the ills of democracy can be cured by more democracy. "<br /><br />"An industry that cannot pay its workers a decent living wage has no right to exist. "<br /><br />"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. "<br /><br />"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."<br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: PALOMA FAITH<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZXFQiOdyQ4">"Paloma Faith - New York - Live At The ICA"</a><br /><i>Girl BELTS it out!</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kZXFQiOdyQ4&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kZXFQiOdyQ4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: LEONARD COHEN<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlpOvaKawvc">"Leonard Cohen - First We Take Manhattan (Alternate Version)"</a><br /><i>Another Canadian terrorist.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FlpOvaKawvc&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FlpOvaKawvc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: GEORGE BENSON<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voNjeUUcdSo">"George Benson - On Broadway"</a><br /><i>"They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway, They say there's always magic in the air..."</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/voNjeUUcdSo&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/voNjeUUcdSo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: MANHATTAN TRANSFER<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn7vWeTxUhw">"Manhattan Transfer Boy From New York City"</a><br /><i>Kewl, kewl kitty!</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bn7vWeTxUhw&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bn7vWeTxUhw&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: WHITEY<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49ocW71YPfs">"Whitey's Lindy Hoppers performing the Big Apple (1939)"</a><br /><i>So, now you know where Rock'N'Roll came from.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/49ocW71YPfs&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/49ocW71YPfs&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: THE NEW YORK DOLLS<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPjUwo_qZqU">"New York Dolls - Babylon"</a><br /><i>David is actually Scarlett's father.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RPjUwo_qZqU&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RPjUwo_qZqU&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: THE RAMONES<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEvktMyMkQo">"The Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop Live at CBGB 1977"</a><br /><i>Back in the day at the Country Blue Grass Blues and Other Music For Uplifting Gormandizers Emporium on the Bowery at Bleeker Street.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HEvktMyMkQo&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HEvktMyMkQo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: VELVET UNDERGROUND<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epXKRvX9hK0">"The Velvet Underground - Sweet Jane Live 1970"</a><br /><i>Live at Max's Kansas City</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/epXKRvX9hK0&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/epXKRvX9hK0&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: KING KONG<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0czWsr4Z4Q">"Hinder - Better Then Me - King Kong"</a><br /><i>It was Beauty killed the Beast.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B0czWsr4Z4Q&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B0czWsr4Z4Q&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: LUX AETERNA<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3WQHmsFdjw">"World Trade Center Tribute 1966-2001"</a><br /><i>It was just there a minute ago.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T3WQHmsFdjw&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T3WQHmsFdjw&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: ANONYMOUS VIOLINIST<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfKyHVQoQjk">"New York Underground - Violin player and a dancer"</a><br /><i>The pathos beneath E.51st Street.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VfKyHVQoQjk&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VfKyHVQoQjk&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-40384794676334884472009-09-12T00:01:00.005-10:002009-09-19T03:09:51.935-10:00KATE BECKINSALE UNDRESSED.<br /><b>COMPLETELY NAKED, AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY</b><br /><br /><b><i>ENGLISH ACTRESS BARES ALL, DARES ALL</i></b><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxjcHHD2s30b-3Di2AIG-sP7VALuaqaxLHPlzRBLpBWbQymcqDaWW2Swi5yVq3gvRB6R1g_IRWcCPPwCyO_C9gzUGxrWYXvvTwhM8JG2FyLcFIszD2LXtHlfhp0CY-_FvHzOZFsg/s1600-h/KATEbeckinsaleUNDRESSED.gif"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 223px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383163433549823810" border="0" alt="KATEbeckinsaleUNDRESSED Copyright 2009 Cosanostradamus blog me no blogs" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxjcHHD2s30b-3Di2AIG-sP7VALuaqaxLHPlzRBLpBWbQymcqDaWW2Swi5yVq3gvRB6R1g_IRWcCPPwCyO_C9gzUGxrWYXvvTwhM8JG2FyLcFIszD2LXtHlfhp0CY-_FvHzOZFsg/s400/KATEbeckinsaleUNDRESSED.gif" /></a><br /><i>You Know You Want To Look! You Sexist Bastard, You!</i><br /><br />Men want to look at women. Women want to be looked at. It's a perfect fit.<br /><br />HAH!!!<br /><br />Let's try that again.<br /><br />Women want some men to look at them in an admiring way, but not others. Men want to admire some women, but not others. It's usually not a perfect fit. And thereby hangs Gawd's little drama, which has amused Him endlessly since the Beginning: The Great Soap Opera of Life, complete with static and white noise.<br /><br />So, all the world's a stage, and all the people are going through it. Just as the Great Maw of Nothingness, or "God," if you prefer, may have put us out there in the cold cold universe just to see what might be inside Himself, we put on our own little theatricals in hopes of figuring ourselves out. It doesn't always work out. Life is always a bit more complicated than theater. But it's the only good mirror we poor mortals have. So, play on, I guess.<br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-69632262308758524522009-09-11T00:01:00.020-10:002009-09-21T01:24:34.142-10:00THE WORLD TRADE CENTER.<br /><b>ARCHITECTURAL WHITE ELEPHANT, DESTROYER OF NEIGHBORHOODS, CORPORATIST GOVERNMENT BOONDOOGLE</b><br /><br /><b><i>HISTORIC DISASTER SITE, METAPHOR FOR TERROR, SHOPPING MALL</i></b><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihBcqbSUteJmS8FpIfsK56Hm9som6Sxv07iqhMQ5pHZxQu45PuHMpzhZIS4pc2W5zbNR-8oc6PVRjywvtXZNrRtrmAMdlhgbNQpQAEGzYuY3elJOZYIf_NcJ0oJlYYTrEZXDbh9Q/s1600-h/WTCbasement+SHOPPINGmall1990s.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383870523718648930" border="0" alt="WTCbasement+SHOPPINGmall1990s Copyright 2009 Cosanostradamus blog me no blogs" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihBcqbSUteJmS8FpIfsK56Hm9som6Sxv07iqhMQ5pHZxQu45PuHMpzhZIS4pc2W5zbNR-8oc6PVRjywvtXZNrRtrmAMdlhgbNQpQAEGzYuY3elJOZYIf_NcJ0oJlYYTrEZXDbh9Q/s400/WTCbasement+SHOPPINGmall1990s.jpg" /></a><br /><i>That's How We Remember It, As Our Naybahood Shops</i><br /><br />Much has been written about 9/11. Nothing much is said about the people who lived and worked in and around the site of America's worst terror attack, the beginning of Dubya's New World Disorder, the second day in our own lifetime that the planet jumped off its' track and never got back to it's original route, the first time being 11/22/63. <i>(Gotta watch those elevenses.)</i><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5n1_kKPxK9xFRE9q7I_lZA1RW-WxoQm3gQyZ8n4af4LUZhCKmNTkjB2z92gYq81Jaw1fhyphenhyphen03c_9YG1HhA0twZ7KAPEI3QnODTJOI7nWn3WfLUUkThmRLDc1qVAG5MI3PI1Oz0Lg/s1600-h/NASSAU&MAIDENlaneFEDERALreserve.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 317px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383865425868927346" border="0" alt="NASSAU%26MAIDENlaneFEDERALreserve Copyright 2009 Cosanostradamus blog me no blogs" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5n1_kKPxK9xFRE9q7I_lZA1RW-WxoQm3gQyZ8n4af4LUZhCKmNTkjB2z92gYq81Jaw1fhyphenhyphen03c_9YG1HhA0twZ7KAPEI3QnODTJOI7nWn3WfLUUkThmRLDc1qVAG5MI3PI1Oz0Lg/s400/NASSAU&MAIDENlaneFEDERALreserve.jpg" /></a><br />We used to live on Maiden Lane, a block from the NY Federal Reserve Bank & Fortress of Gold, and two blocks from the WTC. We rarely shopped at the Fed; our credit was too good, and we were mere taxpayers, depositors, not withdrawers. It's only four blocks from the NY Stock Exchange, and probably connected underground; certainly by birth, marriage and Old School Ties. There was also a connection to the Trade Center, where all the gold was moved and then removed after the first attack almost melted it down.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRYYEONeflhmJJgNtWq6YhdGZp1kxK-0ae58lbDCB9MiJeQUEbnJZAK800z9TiTU7B7k80PMnM8G9d0SMuaOybW1jr6A4isJwC7ntlGYZguc7sD2j2wwRPcNyxDwy9bSe5NnCnXw/s1600-h/BWY&CORTLANDstWTCmaidenLANE.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 309px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383867911922291122" border="0" alt="Y%26CORTLANDstWTCmaidenLANE Copyright 2009 Cosanostradamus blog me no blogs" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRYYEONeflhmJJgNtWq6YhdGZp1kxK-0ae58lbDCB9MiJeQUEbnJZAK800z9TiTU7B7k80PMnM8G9d0SMuaOybW1jr6A4isJwC7ntlGYZguc7sD2j2wwRPcNyxDwy9bSe5NnCnXw/s400/BWY&CORTLANDstWTCmaidenLANE.jpg" /></a><br />The first attack killed six people, a small enough number, unless you loved one of them. Lots of people got badly smoked in the unlit chimneys known as fire exits. But nearly all of them survived. We were having lunch at home at the time, and didn't even hear of that first bombing until several hours later. We subsequently walked the perimeter of the Complex, some 14 acres, but saw little damage except smoke near the old Millenium Hotel on the Southwest corner of One WTC. All ten floors of the hotel were wiped out by the explosion of a van full of fuel oil and fertilizer deliberately set off by Arab terrorists in the basement parking garage directly beneath the hotel, but there was no major structural damage to the Tower.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4lM2GsjNGejjBml644FP4vPvWkTLum2LT6np6BWNr_bkO7SgO3IHZQQ5iHTb_gSfXZDj4BnZIn0o3B_Xkocn0o1WRgqu6MoDFbzeQrv5KHs2V6f67srCOOvn0KO3mQRyw1bzlTg/s1600-h/WorldTradeCenterAttack1993.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 268px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383866885210141874" border="0" alt="WorldTradeCenterAttack1993 Copyright 2009 Cosanostradamus blog me no blogs" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4lM2GsjNGejjBml644FP4vPvWkTLum2LT6np6BWNr_bkO7SgO3IHZQQ5iHTb_gSfXZDj4BnZIn0o3B_Xkocn0o1WRgqu6MoDFbzeQrv5KHs2V6f67srCOOvn0KO3mQRyw1bzlTg/s400/WorldTradeCenterAttack1993.jpg" /></a><br />The NYPD and the NYC office of the FBI did a great job of rounding up the bombers here in the US. They were all captured, arrested, tried, convicted and sent to prisons where they still rot, sixteen years later. High-ranking members of New York's Finest and the Feebs resigned in protest to being officially prevented from following their leads to the higher-ups in Yemen and Saudi Arabia, where masterminds like Osama Bin Laden were already planning another bombing at the World Trade Center. They vowed to come back to finish the job, which they did, eight years later, eight years ago.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAECsYqihrg6vtvZktKvx9SyWX_hIoXJd3QGdmP381RA2sU3o3fRELLMXHUQLG5JsAbmzsCmFKSnH1rfw2AkIac8kPJn3PS1F9k45p_RVbNVjZysNq5FzPksiuU1p2csI_GF38MQ/s1600-h/wtcTUBEStoNJ.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 268px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383873830812774626" border="0" alt="wtcTUBEStoNJ Copyright 2009 Cosanostradamus blog me no blogs" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAECsYqihrg6vtvZktKvx9SyWX_hIoXJd3QGdmP381RA2sU3o3fRELLMXHUQLG5JsAbmzsCmFKSnH1rfw2AkIac8kPJn3PS1F9k45p_RVbNVjZysNq5FzPksiuU1p2csI_GF38MQ/s400/wtcTUBEStoNJ.jpg" /></a><br />So life went on as usual for most of us, after that first bombing failed to destroy the Twin Towers. 50,000 people entered and left the Trade Center every weekday. It was mostly City, State and Federal offices in those days, though financial industry offices were already moving in there. The Twin Towers had never been commercially successful. Without the backing of Governor Rockefeller and his slews of State offices, there would never have been enough tenants to build the place at all. Many New Yorkers would have preferred it that way. The monoliths wiped out much of what was left of the old merchants and residences of the Washington Market area. There was little in the Complex that was of any interest to most Manhattanites. The World Trade Center helped to kill all local life below Canal Street, until TriBeCa rose in the ashes. But that was mostly for rich assholes who forced the artists out of their converted industrial lofts, as they had in SoHo and NoHo.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLwgjduGDujp7Js3dTuVUFJun14Kh8Zl_BXDfp9OSIxRmZqv24JNTxO4rtci5wekmyCjMExomF0nzDkV2CIKJjjgf1EuEoqwHK9jUdLxbOT1J-WKkX7INqwxS_XkBCbfDZgezlAA/s1600-h/WASHINGTONmkt.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 303px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383874958695688098" border="0" alt="WASHINGTONmkt Copyright 2009 Cosanostradamus blog me no blogs" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLwgjduGDujp7Js3dTuVUFJun14Kh8Zl_BXDfp9OSIxRmZqv24JNTxO4rtci5wekmyCjMExomF0nzDkV2CIKJjjgf1EuEoqwHK9jUdLxbOT1J-WKkX7INqwxS_XkBCbfDZgezlAA/s400/WASHINGTONmkt.jpg" /></a><br />We were some of the few who braved the disaster-movie desolation of the Wall Street area on weekends and holidays, when only a few tourists prowled the deserted streets, and all the bankers, brokers and bureaucrats were safely home in their suburbs. There were a lot of cheap fly-by-night discount stores selling unclaimed freight and other stores' overstocked goods for quarters on the dollar. There were lousy, over-priced all-night deli's and great, cheap Irish bars, but little else except for the turista trap at South Street.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj75KXSbSkirHilThNmSHjMbU22eR5qEFdmy32jzzsSo6ZVV5aUd7nJtKQ60Gb8VY6fwZnaEhdCS12Xz9CDPOsCv3kzuU_UgN4jW4Bg3cNjlrirEszGXh_nv_ZJWPJb2oAqFkegSA/s1600-h/IRISHbarNASSAUst.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 266px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383878606033921506" border="0" alt="IRISHbarNASSAUst Copyright 2009 Cosanostradamus blog me no blogs" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj75KXSbSkirHilThNmSHjMbU22eR5qEFdmy32jzzsSo6ZVV5aUd7nJtKQ60Gb8VY6fwZnaEhdCS12Xz9CDPOsCv3kzuU_UgN4jW4Bg3cNjlrirEszGXh_nv_ZJWPJb2oAqFkegSA/s400/IRISHbarNASSAUst.jpg" /></a><br />We had worked behind the stick in one of those Irish bars on Nassau Street, four blocks North of the Stock Exchange, briefly, back in the 70's. It was an L-shaped building that had a second entrance on Maiden Lane between Nassau and Broadway. In the 80's, it became a deli. In the early 90's, we moved into a loft building next door. We usually went right downstairs to the Fulton Street Station to catch the subway uptown to the East or West Village, Midtown or the Upper West Side. If we had to go under the Hudson River to New Jersey for business or to visit friends in Hoboken or Jersey City, we would catch the PATH train beneath the World Trade Center. On the way back, we might stop at the newsstand for magazines and cigars, or at Duane Reade for aspirin or toilet paper, or at Woolworths for sox and underwear. The failed shopping mall in the basement of the World Trade Center was bereft of an anchor after Alexanders went bankrupt, but it was of some service to those of us who lived in the area. There was bad food aplenty at the Food Court, and one could sit and stare at the suburbanites for hours, if one had a mind to.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXXGuCAgPETOwdUQGL3mbZgk-9IufcRRUX2D1CgM0MIjW4qtUy8O97t2dYpzjTmheJ0yTpsixbQf9ORaCBdsFbYidKaJDswk3jjN29DU-16x0pOrVmXacFVRu_Y4tcAj9MPJXwVg/s1600-h/wtcUNDERGROUNDshopping.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 268px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383876464198884930" border="0" alt="wtcUNDERGROUNDshopping Copyright 2009 Cosanostradamus blog me no blogs" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXXGuCAgPETOwdUQGL3mbZgk-9IufcRRUX2D1CgM0MIjW4qtUy8O97t2dYpzjTmheJ0yTpsixbQf9ORaCBdsFbYidKaJDswk3jjN29DU-16x0pOrVmXacFVRu_Y4tcAj9MPJXwVg/s400/wtcUNDERGROUNDshopping.jpg" /></a><br />We were in love with one of the out-of-towners, a Puerto Rican girl named Esmeralda who clerked at the Duane Reade discount drugstore. She was tiny and beautiful, and we loved seeing her climb a ladder to put things on a high shelf, or to get them down again at our request. Esme, as her name tag read, was married, with a ring to prove it. She even had a locket around her neck with a picture of her baby. She was so sweet and pretty, so kind and helpful, so full of life that it was impossible not to love her. Sometimes we would see her coming up out of the Tubes on her way to work, or headed back down on her way back to Jersey. We thought of following her once, to see where and how and with whom she lived, but we didn't. If we had, we might know how to get in touch with her today, to see if she was all right, to find out whether she had made it out of the Trade Center on 9/11/01.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLDtYXxR6cyMfJwpoNO-GZngVWEWKPo4b2yKyJOmBXpeWbBogO34PJlnJjZk-2HqJUqL9WVYJsEHwhovSIynzPl-L4zQBKG81-n1CAKIMwUqUjL3xXVkVPEdoKOyrOR05REzuKSA/s1600-h/ESME.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 376px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383877602689236194" border="0" alt="ESME Copyright 2009 Cosanostradamus blog me no blogs" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLDtYXxR6cyMfJwpoNO-GZngVWEWKPo4b2yKyJOmBXpeWbBogO34PJlnJjZk-2HqJUqL9WVYJsEHwhovSIynzPl-L4zQBKG81-n1CAKIMwUqUjL3xXVkVPEdoKOyrOR05REzuKSA/s400/ESME.jpg" /></a><br />They say that most of the people in the Mall made it out. But Esme was little, maybe they missed her. Sometimes we have a dream about the shopping mall underneath the Twin towers. It's all dark and smokey, and we can hear people crying out. We can't see anyone, but we can hear them. We can't move, paralyzed by fear or maybe disabled by the explosions. But we have this overriding desire to find Esme, and carry her out to safety. Out to New Jersey where there are no gigantic towers, no terrorist targets, no planes crashing into buildings. We hear a voice, it might be hers. And then the dream ends.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTLYc6t_tM-_vWyBZZopyP9jEoLTgtaAYe_eaV-efLwxldXYWQJzM5khA-CXPiz4MCY13Ziguxca6y29vHhfztRUmyUR63aaldylXIHgPwNn0Ha9zAZ9Db0ypmWjiynYbDOKHwEQ/s1600-h/The_Mall_at_the_World_Trade_Center_after_collapse.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 267px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383869000413607042" border="0" alt="The_Mall_at_the_World_Trade_Center_after_collapse Copyright 2009 Cosanostradamus blog me no blogs" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTLYc6t_tM-_vWyBZZopyP9jEoLTgtaAYe_eaV-efLwxldXYWQJzM5khA-CXPiz4MCY13Ziguxca6y29vHhfztRUmyUR63aaldylXIHgPwNn0Ha9zAZ9Db0ypmWjiynYbDOKHwEQ/s400/.jpg" /></a><br />We were born in Manhattan, but we grew up in New Jersey. Maybe it seems like a safer place to us because we were children there. Maybe it really is a safer place, as the past so often is, in our memories. Maybe Esmeralda is safe out there now. Maybe she wasn't even working that day in 2001. Maybe she found another job out in Jersey. Maybe she is living in the unbroken past, and there never was a 9/11 where she is. Maybe we are still sitting in Sbarro's at the Food Court in the shopping mall underneath the Twin Towers, drinking cappuccino, smoking a cigar, reading the Voice and, just occasionally, looking up at a pretty young girl passing by, to see if it is Esme. Maybe it's a better world.<br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-51006039989913372222009-09-10T00:01:00.009-10:002009-09-18T02:56:37.886-10:00WHAT, NO CZARINA'S?.<br /><b>WHAT WE HAVE HEAH IS A FAILYUH TO COMMUNICATE</b><br /><br />YOUTUBE: STROTHER MARTIN<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuDDqU6n4o">"cool hand luke"</a><br /><i>"Some men you just can't reach... I don't like it any more than you men."</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1fuDDqU6n4o&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1fuDDqU6n4o&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><b><i>YEAH, BOSS!</i></b><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoR9BeMc80wrn1eKhhCkLuyVhjCKWRNaKYXEW6dK3OiUGvPPXAiIQLrP6VckeUmXXoZ_pXnaw7AEMcAMAIPv0KSvflIHIMgiIxYCziSNKAehiWUNazIuebYInhLLIWOa0QmqZ2Ag/s1600-h/socialistCZAR.gif"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 272px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382785579300209522" border="0" alt="socialistCZAR Copyright Cosanostradamus 2009 blog me no blogs" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoR9BeMc80wrn1eKhhCkLuyVhjCKWRNaKYXEW6dK3OiUGvPPXAiIQLrP6VckeUmXXoZ_pXnaw7AEMcAMAIPv0KSvflIHIMgiIxYCziSNKAehiWUNazIuebYInhLLIWOa0QmqZ2Ag/s400/.gif" /></a><br /><br /><i>Boss Media Says: "Obama Must Bend His Ways Southward To Please The White Man... Or ELSE!!!"</i><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOWe25kduQbwXmiSz9yZcCTvbEFOHkhku21Y7En0x81e1I3-Y1R5ecY94LBT8x4k51CWv0G6wA16Lvs2CioOG0-n-z8DbQRELL6ECAGPZgRz19YxfEGsVDULvEv1fmWRdHPWIntQ/s1600-h/OKnoMOREczars.gif"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 254px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382786684903012818" border="0" alt="OKnoMOREczars Copyright Cosanostradamus 2009 blog me no blogs" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOWe25kduQbwXmiSz9yZcCTvbEFOHkhku21Y7En0x81e1I3-Y1R5ecY94LBT8x4k51CWv0G6wA16Lvs2CioOG0-n-z8DbQRELL6ECAGPZgRz19YxfEGsVDULvEv1fmWRdHPWIntQ/s400/OKnoMOREczars.gif" /></a><br /><br />This whole magoogle over whatsits is all just a big ol', uh, uh, k-k-kultural misundermistandin', uh, uh, yawl! If that uppity Chicago nigra wants to go round actin' like he's the Preziden', he's gotta act mo' WHITE!<br /><br />This whole kazar thing is just a eggs-sample. Now, if he'd'a called 'em "Kleagles" or "Grand Dragons," or "Imperial Wizards," why, they'd a bin no trouble, no troubles atall! Why cain't thet bowah jes listen to REASON?<br /><br />An it wouldn't kill 'em to fly the Stars 'N' Bars over OUR White House wunst in a good whahl, neither. Catch a hint, why dontchya? Do things OUR way, or you gonna keep on having trouble, son.<br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-52871804358324463012009-09-09T00:02:00.001-10:002009-09-17T22:26:23.249-10:00MORE SCREW-LOOSE NEWS.<br /><b>TOTALLY WHACK HEADLINES</b><br /><br /><b><i>WHY MAKE STUFF UP WHEN ALL THIS IS HAPPENING?</i></b><br /><br /><i>Read It Every Day And See If You Don't Go Nuts... Or Is It too Late For You Already?</i><br /><br />More news of the weird, wild, wacky, wonderful and weawwy weawwy scawy. Read at your own risk. Void where prohibited. Actual mileage may vary. Not valid in combination with any other offer. No purchase necessary. Batteries not included. Light fuse, get away.<br /><br /><br />SCIENCE DAILY.COM<br /><a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080613111410.htm">"Australian Dinosaur Found To Have South American Heritage"</a><br /><i>It takes two continents to tango.</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Australia's links to South America have just gotten a bit closer, but not due to economic forces, rather fossil forces. University of Queensland palaeontologist Dr Steve Salisbury was part of an international team of palaeontologists from the US, Argentina and Australia that identified a fossil that had previously only been found in South America. Dr Salisbury, from UQ's School of Integrative Biology, said an upper arm bone found at Dinosaur Cove in southern Victoria, shares a suite of unique features with a medium-sized predatory dinosaur from Argentina called Megaraptor. He said it was the first time a dinosaur with unquestionable affinities to animals from other Southern Hemisphere continents had been recognised in Australia. "Throughout much of the Age of Dinosaurs, Australia formed part of the southern super-continent of Gondwana," Dr Salisbury said. "As a result, there has long been an expectation that our dinosaur fauna would show similarities to similarly aged faunas from adjoining Gondwanan landmasses, in particular Antarctica, New Zealand and South America. "Of the Australian dinosaurs that have been recognised so far, the consensus has been that some are relics of groups that went extinct much earlier in other parts of the world, while others have been seen as early representatives of groups that are more typical of the Northern Hemisphere. "Partly as a result, it has been proposed that Australia was somehow isolated from the rest of Gondwana, either through geographic or climatic barriers. Dr Federico Angolin, from the Argentinean Museum of Natural Sciences, said when the six palaeontologists on the research team independently recognised the close similarity between the Dinosaur Cove fossil and the remains of Megaraptor from Argentina, they knew they had an important discovery on their hands. Project leader Nate Smith, from The Field Museum in Chicago, said fossils of Megaraptor have previously only been found in central and southern Patagonia, in rocks at least 15 million years younger than those in southern Victoria "The recognition of Megaraptor in Victoria provides the first definitive evidence for interchange between the dinosaur faunas of South America and Australia during the Cretaceous," Mr Smith said. "Our results are consistent with several geological models for rifting between the southern continents during the time that these dinosaurs existed. "This discovery indicates that we might need to rethink the longstanding claims of the Northern Hemisphere affinities for many Australian dinosaurs, and of geographic and/or climatic isolation of Australian dinosaur faunas." '</i></blockquote><br />SOUTHERN POVERTY LAW CENTER.ORG<br /><a href="http://www.splcenter.org/news/item.jsp?aid=383">"Terror from the Right"</a><br /><i>Here's what the Republicans did NOT want you to hear, Americans. The new Civil War is already on.</i><br /><blockquote><i>' The slaughter engineered by Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols, men steeped in the conspiracy theories and white-hot fury of the American radical right, marked the opening shot in a new kind of domestic political extremism — a revolutionary ideology whose practitioners do not hesitate to carry out attacks directed at entirely innocent victims, people selected essentially at random to make a political point. After Oklahoma, it was no longer sufficient for many American right-wing terrorists to strike at a target of political significance — instead, they reached for higher and higher body counts, reasoning that they had to eclipse McVeigh's attack to win attention. What follows is a detailed listing of major terrorist plots and racist rampages that have emerged from the American radical right in the years since Oklahoma City. These have included plans to bomb government buildings, banks, refineries, utilities, clinics, synagogues, mosques, memorials and bridges; to assassinate police officers, judges, politicians, civil rights figures and others; to rob banks, armored cars and other criminals; and to amass illegal machine guns, missiles, explosives and biological and chemical weapons. Each of these plots aimed to make changes in America through the use of political violence. Most contemplated the deaths of large numbers of people — in one case, as many as 30,000, or 10 times the number murdered on Sept. 11, 2001. Here are the stories of plots, conspiracies and racist rampages since 1995 — plots and violence waged against a democratic America. '</i></blockquote><br />SACRAMENTO BUSINESS JOURNAL<br /><a href="http://sacramento.bizjournals.com/sacramento/stories/2009/06/29/daily66.html">"Web site connects consumers to free health care"</a><br /><i>Why fight for national healthcare when you can go begging for charity? "Please, sir, can I have another chemo treatment?"</i><br /><blockquote><i>' The online resource comes as unemployment continues to rise in the region and growing numbers of local residents lose their health insurance along with their jobs. There are an estimated 250,000 people without health insurance in Sacramento County, said registered nurse Maria Robles, president of Californians for Patient Care. “Sacramento’s teachers, firefighters and state government workers are losing their jobs at an alarming rate,” Robles said in a press release. The online service provides information on how to get coverage and/or treatment at no or low cost. While the Web site is intended for consumers who need direction to services, doctors and other providers may want to use it to find out how to help an uninsured patient get access to further care. '</i></blockquote><br />NY TIMES<br /><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/06/world/europe/06britain.html?_r=1&ref=europe">"On Facebook, a Spy Revealed (Pale Legs, Too) "</a><br /><i>Super Top Secret, except for a little social networking. WTBFD?</i><br /><blockquote><i>' The man in the Facebook photographs seems like your average guy having a little fun. Here he is in a festive scene at a park, gamely wearing a red fleece and a Santa Claus hat. Here he is again, playing Frisbee on the beach, clad in a pair of snug bathing trunks that show off his muscular, if pale (he is British) legs. Oops. It turns out that this is not a regular person at all. He is in fact Sir John Sawers, diplomat and spy, currently the British ambassador to the United Nations and soon to be the chief of MI6, the Secret Intelligence Service. It is as if, suddenly, the Internet were awash with pictures of the C.I.A. director, Leon E. Panetta, cavorting half-naked on vacation. The photographs, and a great deal more, came from the collection of Sir John’s wife, Shelley, who has for some time enjoyed chronicling the life and times of her family and friends on a Facebook page. Since its presence was revealed in the tabloid newspaper The Mail on Sunday, the page has been altered so that any revealing photographs it may or may not contain can no longer be seen by the general public. '</i></blockquote><br />REUTERS<br /><a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/CMPSRV/idUSN0626510320090706">"U.S. Justice Dept eyeing telecom probe"</a><br /><i>I can haz iPhone on Mobi?</i><br /><blockquote><i>' The U.S. Justice Department has begun looking at big telecom companies such as AT&T Inc (T.N) and Verizon Communications (VZ.N) to try to determine if they have abused their market power, the Wall Street Journal reported in its online edition on Monday. The report said that a probe could concern exclusive agreements between phone companies and handset makers or whether phone operators are "unduly restricting" services third parties companies can offer on their network. Lawmakers have recently raised questions about whether large wireless carriers were hurting smaller rivals by entering into exclusive agreements with the makers of popular phones. Deals like AT&T's pact with Apple Inc (AAPL.O) for exclusive rights to U.S. iPhone sales are at the center of some lawmaker concerns. The iPhone has made this trend a bone of contention among consumers because of the devices' widespread popularity and the fact that AT&T has been the sole U.S. provider selling it since 2007. Exclusivity deals often end after about a year. '</i></blockquote><br />CNN<br /><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/08/04/carolina.terror.suspects/">"N.C. terror suspects had arms, ammo, FBI 'playbook,' agent says"</a><br /><i>Wonder how they got the FBI's playbook?</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Men arrested last week on suspicion of plotting a "violent jihad" overseas had weapons, thousands of rounds of ammunition and $13,000 cash in their home, an FBI agent testified in court Tuesday. Also found at the home of Daniel Patrick Boyd and his sons were gas masks and a book that FBI special agent Michael Sutton called "essentially our playbook to how we respond to acts of terrorism." On a tape made in May 2009, the elder Boyd talks about getting the money needed to wage jihad and hitting Wells Fargo trucks and banks. He makes reference to how he had robbed a bank in Pakistan. In the search of the Boyd home the FBI says agents found: • Several weapons; • 27,000 rounds of ammunition, including some armor-piercing types; • $13,000 in cash. In addition, Dylan Boyd had a deposit slip for $16,000; • Four gas masks; • A book called "Emergency Response to Terrorism," which Sutton said would be useful to someone trying to counter law enforcement; '</i></blockquote><br />WASHINGTON POST<br /><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/07/06/AR2009070602955.html?hpid=topnews">"Researchers: Social Security Numbers Can Be Guessed"</a><br /><i>If it ain't broke, why are they fixing it?</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Researchers have found that it is possible to guess many -- if not all -- of the nine digits in an individual's Social Security number using publicly available information, a finding they say compromises the security of one of the most widely used consumer identifiers in the United States. Many numbers could be guessed at by simply knowing a person's birth data, the researchers from Carnegie Mellon University said. The results come as concern grows over identity theft and lawmakers in Washington push legislation that would bar businesses from requiring people to supply their Social Security number when purchasing a good or service. "Our work shows that Social Security numbers are compromised as authentication devices, because if they are predictable from public data, then they cannot be considered sensitive," said Alessandro Acquisti, assistant professor of information technology and public policy at Carnegie Mellon University, and a co-author of the study. A Social Security Administration spokesman said the government has long cautioned the private sector against using a Social Security number as a personal identifier, even as it insists "there is no fool proof method for predicting a person's Social Security Number." "For reasons unrelated to this report, the agency has been developing a system to randomly assign SSNs," which should make it more difficult to discover numbers in the future, Mark Lassiter, a spokesman for the Social Security Administration, said by e-mail. '</i></blockquote>.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-26487983895071653802009-09-08T00:01:00.003-10:002009-09-16T10:58:07.466-10:00ATTENTION ALL STUPID PEOPLE.<br /><b>WE HAVE BECOME AWARE THAT MANY OF YOU ARE SEEKING GUIDANCE</b><br /><br /><b><i>BEING STUPID, YOU INEVITABLY CHOSE THE WRONG GUIDES</i></b><br /><br /><i>As A Public Service, We Will Now Tell You What To Think. You're Welcome.</i><br /><br />It's OK. It's all right. Calm down now. That's a good boy. Or girl. Hard to tell with you stupid people. You're all just so stupid, it obliterates even your gender.<br /><br />OK, sit. Good boy! Goooood girl!! Here, have a treat!!! That's a good stupid. Yeah. You are SO a good stupid! Yes you are. Yesyesyesyesyesyes! NO! Down boy! Down girl! None of that. Don't care how lonely you are, or how horny Rush makes you. BAD STUPID!<br /><br />Come here. Sit. Listen. It's OK. You're not in trouble. Your natural instinct to cringe and crawl before the big dogs just got a little out of hand. Yes it did. So we're turning off your AM radio. In fact, let's just junk that old thing. Get you a nice new iPod. Play you some Beyonce. OK, OK, down, boy, down girl. You're not ready for that yet. OK, OK, just sit, then.<br /><br />No. No FuxSnooze! It's bad for you. BAD FuxSnooze! Don't you know eating poo is bad for you? What did you think Glenn Beck was, Milkbone? No, that's sh*t. Bad. No eat. OK? No eat Glenn Beck's crap. Good boy. Good girl.<br /><br />From now on, you'll only be eating Rachel. Rachel is SO good! Yes she is! Full of smarty goodness. And you're to do whatever she says. If you don't understand what she's saying, just do nothing. Don't go outside waving your little signs. Everyone will know you're stupid, and they'll take advantage of you. Yes they will. They always have. They always will. You're just too stupid to realize it. Yes you are. Such a stupid boy. Such a stupid girl. Yes you are! Here, have another treat.<br /><br />You see, boy, girl; big fat stupid closet Nazi's are not good to follow. They don't have your best interests at heart. In fact, they are only blindly following other, bigger dogs who REALLY don't have your best interests at heart. No they don't. They're destroying your health and your environment, your economy and your finances, your community and your family. Yes they are. Yes they are. Yes they are. SIT! We'll take you for a walk in a minute.<br /><br />See, someone's been teaching you bad tricks. Like eating their crap. That's nasty. Carrying racist signs all over town. Very nasty. Voting for people who despise you and work against your interests night and day. Those people are called "conservatives," and "Republicans." You'll never understand why, because you're stupid, but they are just BAD for you. OK? Republicans BAD! BAD Republicans! Conservatives BAD! BAD conservatives! No, no, not you, you're good. Good boy! Good girl! You're just stupid.<br /><br />So, from now on, you're not going to eat the bad Republican conservatives' crap any more. You're going to eat the nice organic healthfood treats that the progressive Democrats give you. Yes you are. Good boy! Good girl! Progressives GOOD! Democrats GOOD! Except Blue Dogs. Down boy. Down girl. You be a good progressive Democrat, and your breath will be nicer and your coat will be shinier and you'll be so much happier. Yes you will!<br /><br />OK, we're going out now. Try not to sh*t on anybody.<br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-83732884174188875252009-09-07T00:02:00.001-10:002009-09-17T11:22:31.356-10:00OLD NEWS, BOLD NEWS.<br /><b>NO OLD BOLD NEWS? JUST SOME CRAZY STUFF THAT HAPPENED A WHILE AGO...</b><br /><br /><b><i>OK, WE FINALLY CLEANED OUT OUR WEIRD & FUNNY NEWS LINKS FILES</i></b><br /><br /><i>But We're Passing The Savings Along To You, The Weird & Funny News Consumer. You're Welcome!</i><br /><br />We've been out of it for a while. Health problems, financial problems, problem problems. Problems. Now we're trying to catch up. Some of this may not be news to some of you, but it all strikes us as interesting, weird, funny, sad or scary. And we're too tired to write any more. So we'll just pass this all along to you now, if that's OK. Yaaaaaawn...<br /><br /><br />OREGON LIVE.COM<br /><a href="http://www.oregonlive.com/environment/index.ssf/2009/06/feathered_fuel_tank_soaks_up_h.html">"Feathered fuel tank soaks up hydrogen"</a><br /><i>Now if they could only find a way to tell chickensh*t from chicken salad.</i><br /><blockquote><i>' The gas tank of the future may be full of chicken feathers. Engineers have discovered a way to store large amounts of hydrogen fuel using carbonized downy fluff, which could help pave the way to clean, green cars. Treated chicken feathers work like a sponge. They soak up large amounts of hydrogen and hold it in a small space so the tank can be a conventional size and the fuel won't need to held under dangerously high pressures. "The question came up," Wool said, "of what to do with the six billion pounds of waste chicken feathers" produced every year. He experimented for years with various ways to use feathers and eventually wondered if they might store hydrogen. Scientists have long known that hydrogen sticks well to carbon surfaces. Research has focused on tiny nanotubes, in which sheets of carbon are rolled into a compact space. The problem is nanotubes are expensive: A 20-gallon tank of them can cost more than $1 million. Chicken feather fibers are mostly composed of keratin, a natural protein that forms strong, hollow tubes. The breakthrough moment came when researchers heated feathers to 700 degrees, causing a process called carbonization that created billions of tiny pores. They had found an ideal place to pack large amounts of hydrogen. The new feather-based material can be produced at a small fraction of carbon nanotubes' cost. A 20-gallon feather-based tank would be about $100. '</i></blockquote><br />STUFF.CO.NZ<br /><a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/2557487/Eyebrows-up-blowup-dolls-down-in-Undy-500/">"Eyebrows up, blowup dolls down in Undy 500"</a><br /><i>Not sure if love-doll marriage is legal down under. The land of wonder. The land down underpants.</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Queenstowner Mark Ferguson, 42, turned heads and dropped jaws when he turned up to the underwear raceday wearing just carpet slippers and a pair of tiny white underpants which he shared with inflatable friend "Brian". Ferguson and Brian lined up against about a dozen other semi-naked guys (none of whom had inflatable sextoys in their underpants) to race a several-hundred-metre course up and down the beach in Queenstown Bay. Over hay bales, under hurdles and into the lake they went. Ferguson was knocked out in an early heat, but he was not blaming the result on the rapidly deflating Brian. "He kept me nice and warm," he said. A veteran of the first Undy 500 at Queenstown Winter Festival 1996, Ferguson instead blamed his early exit on his decision to wear carpet slippers a poor choice, he reflected, in the era of professional sport. '</i></blockquote><br />USA TODAY<br /><a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2009-07-01-patriots-bible_N.htm?csp=34">"New 'American Patriot's Bible' sees USA's 'godly roots' "</a><br /><i>Further proof that God is dead. Or deaf, dumb and blind.</i><br /><blockquote><i>' "This Bible is designed for the decent, hardworking core of America, the ordinary man or woman who loves this nation and believes it springs from godly roots," says Richard G. Lee, a Southern Baptist pastor from Georgia who served as the Bible's general editor. Lee is the founding pastor of the 4,000-member First Redeemer Church in Cumming, Ga. A registered Republican who's organizing an Independence Day-themed "Restoring America" conference featuring conservatives David Limbaugh and Oliver North, Lee said he's "disappointed" when politicians "use the word of God for the purpose of vote getting." His goal was to create a "non-partisan" Bible, but he quotes Republican Ronald Reagan more times than Democrats Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Lyndon Johnson and John F. Kennedy combined. In an interview, Lee said he doesn't even know if Carter, a fellow Georgian and longtime Baptist Sunday school teacher, is a Christian. As for President Obama? "I haven't seen any patriotism from him yet." Lee sprinkles his Bible with some 300 articles about "The Battle Hymn of the Republic," the right to keep and bear arms, the war in Iraq and religious broadcasting. While some have praised the Patriot's Bible— former House Speaker Newt Gingrich called it "fascinating" — others have condemned it as something akin to theological and political heresy. "Get thee behind me, Satan," wrote "Crunchy Con" blogger Rod Dreher on Beliefnet. "To the extent that this Bible's publishers conflate serving Christ with patriotism … they are corrupt, and corrupters." Evangelical author and pastor Greg Boyd's lengthy critique, posted on Christianity Today's website, calls Lee's Bible "idolatrous," saying, "There's not a single commentary in this Bible that even attempts to shed light on what the biblical text actually means." '</i></blockquote>BBC NEWS<br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8233797.stm">"US dinosaur had Chinese cousin"</a><br /><i>Hey, maybe we can start naming our dinosaurs after US Presidents! Republican Presidents. Reaganus Megastupidus? Tyrannus Dubyus? Crookus Nixonius? Hooverus Depressus?</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Scientists in China say they have identified the first Asian example of a group of dinosaurs previously found only in the Americas and Europe. The researchers say the specimen is closely related to the Sauroposeidon dinosaur fossils of North America and have named it Qiaowanlong kangxii after a Chinese emperor of the Qing dynasty. '</i></blockquote><br />MITRE.ORG<br /><a href="http://www.mitre.org/news/digest/defense_intelligence/12_04/di_majiic.html">"Every Little Thing It Does Is MAJIIC: A Technology for the Net-centric Age"</a><br /><i>Does it bother anybody that our military boffins , or their PR people, use so many terms and references from lame TV shows? "MAJIIC," "Quantum Leap"? Really, dude? Oh, well, as long as Al Qaida doesn't have any hackers, we're safe. They don't have any hackers, right? Right?</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Members of a Special Forces Unit head toward a spot in Iraq, not knowing exactly what conditions they will find or where the moving target is. As they get closer, they call up digital maps and visuals in the transport vehicle—visuals taken in real time from surveillance sensors in the area. Even a year ago, much of this wasn't possible. Is it magic? No, it's MAJIIC, an innovative concept that's moved from prototype to nearly deployed technology with multiple sponsors in a few short years. The MAJIIC (Multi-sensor Aerospace-ground Joint ISR Interoperability Coalition) Advanced Concept Technology Demonstration, a concept MITRE helped to develop, pulls streaming data from airborne surveillance platforms, using Web-services technology to pass the information to the people who need it most. The "ISR" in MAJIIC stands for intelligence, surveillance, and reconnaissance—just the type of information a pilot or tank commander needs before or during battle. That makes MAJIIC a potentially powerful part of the growing collection of net-centric tools the military requires in the 21st century. The ideas behind network-centric operations are still relatively new, and the existence of operational net-centric technology even newer. For decades, the Department of Defense (DOD) has followed the "process-before-post" approach to handling data and images. Analysts sort and evaluate images and other types of data before sending the results back into the field—a painstaking, sometime hours- or even days-long process. By using the power of the network to send information directly to field personnel and command centers, warfighters receive what they need to know quickly and efficiently, in many cases within minutes of its collection. The military calls this method of handling information "post before process." According to MITRE's John Kane, a systems engineer and technical manager for the program, "MAJIIC works in a 'pull' environment, not a broadcast or data-push environment. Users will be able to discover these data services dynamically, even if they have never heard of MAJIIC. Users can query for ISR data within certain coordinates or topics and view the data over low bandwidth communications." All information posts and inquiries occur within a secure, secret-level environment, using enterprise-wide, Web-based tools. One Leap for a Program: Although still in its development phase, MAJIIC was demonstrated this past August at Quantum Leap 2—a high-level showcase of net-centric technology sponsored by the Office of the Assistant Secretary of Defense for Networks and Information Integration. The demonstration performed successfully and generated a lot of enthusiasm from the services, so much so that MAJIIC is scheduled to be operational in 2005. '</i></blockquote><br />SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE<br /><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/07/05/MN2218GD18.DTL&type=science">"Backup plan to get NASA to moon cheaper"</a><br /><i>It's either this or a Great Wall Of Lunar China staring at us every night.</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Like a car salesman pushing a luxury vehicle that the customer no longer can afford, NASA has pulled out of its back pocket a deal for a cheaper ride to the moon. It won't be as powerful, and its design is a little dated. Think of it as a base-model Ford station wagon instead of a tricked-out Cadillac Escalade. Officially, the space agency is still on track with a 4-year-old plan to spend $35 billion to build new rockets and return astronauts to the moon in several years. However, a top NASA manager is floating a cut-rate alternative that costs around $6.6 billion. This cheaper option is not as powerful as NASA's current design with its fancy new rockets, the people-carrying Ares I and cargo-lifting Ares V. But the cut-rate plan would still get to the moon. '</i></blockquote><br />FARM FOUNDATION.ORG<br /><a href="http://www.farmfoundation.org/webcontent/Whats-Driving-Food-Prices-March-2009-Update-1702.aspx?z=85&a=1702">"What's Driving Food Prices?"</a><br /><i>So, the price of oil and the price of corn are linked. And both are driven by speculation on the commodities markets. So, Wall Street is eating good when oil prices rise, anyway.</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Since 2006, energy and agricultural markets have become closely linked as biofuels production surged. Ethanol and biodiesel were linked as energy substitutes for gasoline and diesel, and usage of crops for these biofuels became large enough to influence world prices. In the last half of 2008, crude oil prices fell rapidly, but gasoline prices fell faster and further. Low gasoline and crude oil prices reduced the expected use of corn for ethanol which, in turn, put pressure on ethanol prices and corn prices. By the end of 2008, the ethanol industry’s economic fortunes had deteriorated such that up to two billion gallons of capacity was idled. There have been changes in the way markets are now functioning but the basic relationship between crude oil and corn remains strong. '</i></blockquote><br />SOURCE<br /><a href="http://blog-me-no-blogs.blogspot.com/search/label/news">"OTHER WEIRD, FUNNY & SCARY NEWS"</a><br /><br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-37212338782616232512009-09-06T00:01:00.003-10:002009-09-09T00:17:45.250-10:00WORKSONGS.<br /><b>LABOR DAY MUSIC</b><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: MARIANNE FAITHFUL<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N_rNz2oAGA">"Marianne Faithfull - "Working Class Hero" (live)"</a><br /><i>Hero-EN.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3N_rNz2oAGA&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3N_rNz2oAGA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><b><i>You Can Sit This One Out, Republicans & Blue Dogs: These Are Not Your People And These Are Not Your Songs</i></b><br /><br /><i>Anti-Labor Scum Have No Right To Celebrate A Working Man & Woman's Holiday</i><br /><br />If you're a "conservative," you should be working this weekend. More than likely, you're making someone else work for you this weekend. Your lazy, shiftless, immoral right-wing ways will catch up to you someday, you useless bastards. Until somebody finally does a job on you, all of you, us working people will be out here busting our asses, making this country work, 24/7/52. But we still take time to remember all those who fought to make our lives just a little bit better. These are their songs, OUR songs, not yours, conservatards.<br /><br />Here's to the end of conservative programs like indentured servitude, slavery, child labor, and unsafe workplaces. Here's to liberal programs like a living wage, a forty hour work week, and equal pay for equal work. Still a lot of work to do, fighting the Right every step of the way. F**K those scumbags! Enjopy your weekend, concept cooutrtesy of the American Union Movement. Not you, Repukelickin's.<br /><br /><br /><i>[NOTE: For Video Tyros & Those With Slow Computers And/ Or Narrow Bandwidth, Or Something:<br />For Smooth Playback: click "PLAY" on the video, then click the "PAUSE" button on the video, and let the video download completely, till the RED LINE at the bottom is all the way to the RIGHT, then click the "PLAY" button.]</i><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: CIARA<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZYUnvjKR-k">"Ciara ft Missy Elliott - Work (Official Video)"</a><br /><i>Workin' it.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mZYUnvjKR-k&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mZYUnvjKR-k&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: THE SATURDAYS<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTJoY3Q4yA">"The Saturdays - Work"</a><br /><i>TGIS!</i><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6YTJoY3Q4yA&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6YTJoY3Q4yA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: DOLLY PARTON<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOULO1Vr6uc">"Dolly Parton & Melissa Etheridge - Nine To Five (9 To 5)"</a><br /><i>The hardest workin' hillbilly in show biz.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vOULO1Vr6uc&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vOULO1Vr6uc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMzgZhzV68M">"Bruce Springsteen - Working On A Dream"</a><br /><i>The Boss at work.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UMzgZhzV68M&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UMzgZhzV68M&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: CHRIS REA<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o3IdhYIkEg">"Chris Rea "Working On It""</a><br /><i>Nuts & bolts rock.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_o3IdhYIkEg&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_o3IdhYIkEg&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: STEELY DAN<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YRqY1Fuuc0">"Steely Dan 2006-Dirty Work"</a><br /><i>Men from Brooklyn playing at work.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2YRqY1Fuuc0&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2YRqY1Fuuc0&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: TEARS FOR FEARS<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOY_aqkUTxY">"Tears for Fears - The Working Hour"</a><br /><i>Hard to imagine these guys actually working, but, hey, I'm not the boss.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YOY_aqkUTxY&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YOY_aqkUTxY&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: DRAGONS OF ZYNTH<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOBlcbuS_L8">"Dragons of Zynth - Labor Day Lung"</a><br /><i>A day off.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FOBlcbuS_L8&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FOBlcbuS_L8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: FEAR FACTORY<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ9Svyr5yMc">"Fear factory - slave labor"</a><br /><i>Be afraid. Be very afraid.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YQ9Svyr5yMc&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YQ9Svyr5yMc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE:JIMMY EAT WORLD<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWEu6UTOwCI">"Jimmy Eat World "Work""</a><br /><i>Working class kids.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aWEu6UTOwCI&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aWEu6UTOwCI&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: JOHNNY PAYCHECK<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIMcVxm5BSQ">"Take This Job And Shove It"</a><br /><i>The moral of this story: Don't f**k with a heavy equipment operator.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xIMcVxm5BSQ&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xIMcVxm5BSQ&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-67892759023399083862009-09-05T00:01:00.007-10:002009-09-08T13:27:53.545-10:00FAMOUS MUSLIM AMERICANS.<br /><b>OVERLOOKED IN THE HISTORY BOOKS</b><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiUe8b8_gouh0SF_7lnJwK2zopGLG1BB_UN7365eQKsieOLRXg8xO5PUABoiB5cKuo6slnOl1tFEWabAq75-I1RTMzFmSXyWAH3wF7xAQXu4Nnk4935RKYCR2HkLZSV8YcWL-z7w/s1600-h/faymasMURKINmooselimbs.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiUe8b8_gouh0SF_7lnJwK2zopGLG1BB_UN7365eQKsieOLRXg8xO5PUABoiB5cKuo6slnOl1tFEWabAq75-I1RTMzFmSXyWAH3wF7xAQXu4Nnk4935RKYCR2HkLZSV8YcWL-z7w/s400/faymasMURKINmooselimbs.jpg" alt="faymasMURKINmooselimbs Copyright 2009 Cosanostradamus blog me no blogs" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5379240598452223698" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><b><i>MANY CONCEALED THEIR ISLAMIC FAITH OUT OF FEAR OF A SECTARIAN BACKLASH</i></b><br /><br /><i>Others Simply Abandoned Mahometanism For Political Or Financial Gain</i><br /><br />It's a shameful chapter in our nation's history: Prominent people were once ashamed or afraid to reveal that they were Koran-carrying followers of Allah, fellow-travelers with Busta Rhymes and Q-Tip, "falafel-eaters" and "pita-benders"! Today of course, even the President of the United States can be a Muslim, secret or not. Many Americans may not be ready for this. And the worst of it is, head transplants are not covered by their private health insurance. It seems ignorance and prejudice are pre-existing conditions which can only be cured by Obamacare.<br /><br />TOP TEN MUSLIM AMERICANS:<br /><i>How Many Others Can YOU Name?</i><br /><br />1. Christopher Al-Qolumbus<br /><br />2. Ali Henry Hudson<br /><br />3. Thomas Bashir-Jefferson<br /><br />5. Osama Bin Franklin<br /><br />4. Ibrahim Lincoln<br /><br />6. Buffalo Bill Kaddafi<br /><br />7. George Ibn Cohan<br /><br />8. Al-Izabet Kadi Stanton<br /><br />9. Madonna<br /><br />10. Harriet Beecher Hussein (nee Stowe)<br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-79658222160968907182009-09-04T00:02:00.002-10:002009-09-07T22:07:53.008-10:00RACHEL MCADAMS SKINNYDIPPING.<br /><b>THE TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE SWIMS NAKED</b><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqKfOVNgxsEyiUK8vLmlTbOSkh4y8lDJuBa2KcHiEJxnwDBcZKvzVvwcoU6fERnXw-w4hrYCgLuVDirkUV0to09nHZsFQeT5Q70taEMFL_fD6Dw05fqQeB3LN9Qm-Iu6xhsY0cvA/s1600-h/RACHELmcadamsSKINNYdipping.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 302px; display: block; height: 400px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5378696021064040450" alt="RACHELmcadamsSKINNYdipping Copyright 2009 Cosanostradamus blog me no blogs" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqKfOVNgxsEyiUK8vLmlTbOSkh4y8lDJuBa2KcHiEJxnwDBcZKvzVvwcoU6fERnXw-w4hrYCgLuVDirkUV0to09nHZsFQeT5Q70taEMFL_fD6Dw05fqQeB3LN9Qm-Iu6xhsY0cvA/s400/RACHELmcadamsSKINNYdipping.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><b><i>O LUCKY FISH!</i></b><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: "MEAN GIRLS"<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dw7GE_BYjI">"Mean Girls - Jingle Bell Rock - Unedited"</a><br /><i>Real Yuletide spirit!</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7Dw7GE_BYjI&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7Dw7GE_BYjI&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><i>Former Mean Girl, Admitted Canadian, Pollutes American Rivers & Lakes With Beauty</i><br /><br />Her Dad's a trucker, her Mom's a nurse, and she used to sling burgers at Mickey D's, so here's a girl for Labor Day weekend. How many end-of-summer outings will end in nude bathing across this great land of ours, no one can say. But we can all hope. Please allow for shrinkage, ladies.<br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-73064812248414425002009-09-03T00:01:00.008-10:002009-09-03T16:44:56.970-10:00THE CHILDREN'S BILL OF RIGHTS.<br /><b>OK, WE ALL HATE EACH OTHER. BUT WHO HATES KIDS?</b><br /><br /><b><i>YOU HAVE TO BE A REAL SICKO TO DENY THE BASICS TO A CHILD:<br />FOOD, CLOTHING, SHELTER, MEDICAL CARE, EDUCATION, TOYS, TREATS</i></b><br /><br />WORLDPEACE.ORG<br /><a href="http://www.worldpeace.org/un.html">"Building a Culture of Peace"</a><br /><i>The kids are all right.</i><br /><img src="http://www.worldpeace.org/images/UN/International-Kids-at-UN.jpg" /><br /><br /><i>That's Right: Da Keiki Get One Inalienable Right Fah Treats & Toys Too, Braddah! NO? Den YOU Tell 'Em, Eh???!!!</i><br /><br />Those of you who have experience with the wee folk already know this. I don't care if you're a Bushman from a boereplaas in a bantustan or a bourgeois from a banlieu in Belgium, you recognize the innate desire of parents to provide the basics plus a modicum of joy for their offspring. If you're any kind of a parent yourself, your life pretty much revolves around feeding, clothing, housing, doctoring, teaching and loving your babies. Even as they metastasize into teens, you do whatever you can to make their lives as good as possible.<br /><br />It is this tremendous sense of personal responsibility for our own children that is the foundation of all human societies. The difference in philosophy between Left and Right, liberal and conservative, in the modern American sense of those terms, comes down to whether you extend that responsibility to other people's children or not. American conservatives operate under a Zero-Sum Theory: The pie is fixed, we can only fight amongst ourselves for bigger shares, like starving rats. Anything you get is coming out of my share, and vice versa. Liberals & progressives recognize that the whole pie can be expanded, and even duplicated. They operate under no theory, only a recognition of the actual facts that, if we all work together, we can all live better. They reject the dog-eat-dog model of today's Republicans and "libertarians," especially as regards the next generation.<br /><br />The fact that the Right can extend their mean-spiritedness to helpless children is the ultimate condemnation of a pathological condition, not a political philosophy. Classic conservatism was even more inclined to use the resources of society to benefit the disadvantaged than classical liberalism, in the British sense of those terms. Liberalism meant laissez-faire, government hands-off of the private concerns of society. But even the most doctrinaire free marketeers of the 19th Century recognized that there were certain social ills which simply had to be dealt with collectively. And no one who was fundamentally human could turn away from a hungry, homeless, unhealthy child.<br /><br />Until now. In America, the old notions of conservatism and liberalism got all jumbled up, like so many things here. Contemporary conservatism is comprised of equal parts inhuman corporate voraciousness and psuedo-Christian punitive exclusionism. I've got mine, screw you. The only concern for other human beings lies in the primitive desire to see them punished even for the misfortunes that befall them, to make Old Testament pariah's out everyone who is "not like us." Today's conservatives actually say things like, "I hope all you queers die of AIDS," or "Somebody should shoot that liberal." The right-wingers in our legislatures regularly vote to punish even children for such terrible sins as poverty, immigration, or membership in a perceived minority.<br /><br />This is the sign of a morally and politically bankrupt "movement." Any ideological legitimacy that the Right may ever have had is now gone. All that is left is greed, hate, envy, fear, anger, selfishness, violence, ignorance and prejudice: Sociopathy, not philosophy. It is nothing but mental illness to deny our responsibility to care for our own, to heal the sick, feed the hungry, house the homeless, and most of all, to ensure a better future for all of our children.<br /><br /><br />PBS KIDS GO!: NOT FOR OURSELVES ALONE<br /><a href="http://pbskids.org/stantonanthony/bill_of_rights.html">"Kid's Bill Of Rights"</a><br /><i>Yeah, Kira. Adults, too.</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Kira, Age 11 -I think kids should be able to vote in something they believe in. Caitlin, Age 11 -Kids should have the right to protest if they are feeling unjustly treated by adults or other kids. Susanne, Age 8 -Kids should have the right to go to bed whenever they want. Jessie, Age 8 -I want a right to help the kids with no family. I want to find more homes for them. Irina, Age 11 -All special days or national holidays we have are celebrating grown-ups like Christopher Columbus. I think us kids should have our own day celebrating us. We could be in charge for once. '</i></blockquote><br />CYBERSCHOOLBUS: UN.ORG<br /><a href="http://cyberschoolbus.un.org/treaties/childrens.asp">"An 'International Bill of<br />Rights For Children' "</a><br /><i>No black helicopters here, kids.</i><br /><blockquote><i>' The Convention's objective is to protect children from discrimination, neglect and abuse. It is the principal children's treaty, covering a full range of civil, political, economic, social and cultural rights. It grants rights for children in peacetime as well as during armed conflict, and provides for the implementation of those rights. The Convention serves as both a rallying point and a useful tool for civil society and individual people, working to protect and promote children's rights. In many ways, it is an innovative instrument. '</i></blockquote><br />UNICEF: MAGIC: MEDIA ACTIVITIES AND GOOD IDEAS BY WITH AND FOR CHILDREN<br /><a href="http://www.unicef.org/magic/media/documents/what_rights_flyer_english.pdf">"Summary of the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child: ENGLISH: Child-Friendly Version"</a><br /><i>Ratified by every country in the world EXCEPT The United States and Somalia, due to US conservative opposition: "States RIGHTS!!!" Nice company we keep...</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Article 1 Everyone under 18 years of age has all the rights in this Convention. Article 2 The Convention applies to everyone whatever their race, religion, abilities, whatever they think or say, whatever type of family they come from. Article 3 All organisations concerned with children should work towards what is best for each child. Article 4 Governments should make these rights available to children. Article 5 Governments should respect the rights and responsibilities of families to direct and guide their children so that, as they grow, they learn to use their rights properly. Article 6 All children have the right to life. Governments should ensure that children survive and develop healthily. Article 7 All children have the right to a legally registered name, and nationality. Also the right to know and, as far as possible, to be cared for, by their parents. Article 8 Governments should respect children's right to a name, a nationality and family ties. Article 9 Children should not be separated from their parents unless it is for their own good. For example, if a parent is mistreating or neglecting a child. Children whose parents have separated have the right to stay in contact with both parents, unless this might hurt the child. Article 10 Families who live in different countries should be allowed to move between those countries so that parents and children can stay in contact, or get back together as a family. Article 11 Governments should take steps to stop children being taken out of their own country illegally. Article 12 Children have the right to say what they think should happen, when adults are making decisions that affect them, and to have their opinions taken into account. Article 13 Children have the right to get and to share information, as long as the information is not damaging to them or to others. Article 14 Children have the right to think and believe what they want, and to practise their religion, as long as they are not stopping other people from enjoying their rights. Parents should<br />guide their children on these matters. Article 15 Children have the right to meet together and to join groups and organisations, as long as this does not stop other people from enjoying their rights. Article 16 Children have a right to privacy. The law should protect them from attacks against their way of life, their good name, their families and their homes. Article 17 Children have the right to reliable information from the mass media. Television, radio, and newspapers should provide information that children can understand, and should not promote materials that could harm children. Article 18 Both parents share responsibility for bringing up their children, and should always consider what is best for each child. Governments should help parents by providing services to support them, especially if both parents work. Article 19 Governments should ensure that children are properly cared for, and protect them from violence, abuse and neglect by their parents, or anyone else who looks after them. Article 20 Children who cannot be looked after by their own family must be looked after properly, by people who respect their religion, culture and language. Article 21 When children are adopted the first concern must be what is best for them. The same rules should apply whether the children are adopted in the country where they were born, or if they are taken to live in another country. Article 22 Children who come into a country as refugees should have the same rights as children born in that country. Article 23 Children who have any kind of disability should have special care and support, so that they can lead full and independent lives. Article 24 Children have the right to good quality health care, to clean water, nutritious food, and a clean environment, so that they will stay healthy. Rich countries should help poorer countries achieve this. Article 25 Children who are looked after by their local authority, rather than by their parents, should have their situation reviewed regularly. Article 26 The Government should provide extra money for the children of families in need. Article 27 Children have a right to a standard of living that is good enough to meet their physical and mental needs. The Government should help families who cannot afford to provide this. Article 28 Children have a right to an education. Discipline in schools should respect children’s human dignity. Primary education should be free. Wealthy countries should help poorer countries achieve this. Article 29 Education should develop each child's personality and talents to the full. It should encourage children to respect their parents, and their own and other cultures. Article 30 Children have a right to learn and use the language and customs of their families, whether these are shared by the majority of people in the country or not. Article 31 All children have a right to relax and play, and to join in a wide range of activities. Article 32 The Government should protect children from work that is dangerous, or that might harm their health or their education. Article 33 The Government should provide ways of protecting children from dangerous drugs. Article 34 The Government should protect children from sexual abuse. Article 35 The Government should make sure that children are not abducted or sold. Article 36 Children should be protected from any activities that could harm their development. Article 37 Children who break the law should not be treated cruelly. They should not be put in prison with adults and should be able to keep in contact with their families. Article 38 Governments should not allow children under 15 to join the army. Children in war zones should receive special protection. Article 39 Children who have been neglected or abused should receive special help to restore their self-respect. Article 40 Children who are accused of breaking the law should receive legal help. Prison sentences for children should only be used for the most serious offences. Article 41 If the laws of a particular country protect children better than the articles of the Convention, then those laws should stay. Article 42 The Government should make the Convention known to all parents and children. 54 articles in all. Articles 43-54 are about how adults and governments should work together to make sure all children get all their rights. A convention is an agreement between countries to obey the same law. When the government of a country ratifies a convention, that means it agrees to obey the law written down in that convention. The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ratified the Convention on the Rights of the Child on 16 December 1991. That means our government now has to make sure that every child has all the rights in the Convention '</i></blockquote>.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-45854798174408502912009-09-02T00:01:00.005-10:002009-09-02T12:11:43.671-10:00RACIST POLITICIAN FIGHTS "B.O." ON BUSES.<br /><b>HONOLULU CITY COUNCILMAN ROD TAM SMELLS, SOMETHING AWFUL</b><br /><br /><b><i>BUT HE'S TRYING TO FIX THE PROBLEM</i></b><br /><br /><i>Is He Promising Not To Ride Da Bus?</i><br /><br />This is the guy who used the term "wetbacks" in a public meeting not too long ago. His new racist offensive is targeted at foreigners whose hygiene standards may be different, or at the poor whose access to bathrooms is limited --In part by lax planning, zoning, building and housing codes and a lack of affordable housing and public facilities. Tam's our Zoning Committee Chairman, by the way, so he's responsible for a lot of that. But it's so much easier to target the disenfranchised and humiliate & punish them than it is to offer real solutions that are already available elsewhere and to people with money right here in Honolulu.<br /><br />The fact that Tam has already established himself as a race-warrior with his attacks on "wetbacks" makes this new measure smell pretty bad in itself. The homeless population and immigration from global-warming and economic depression victims throughout the Asia-Pacific region keep growing, putting some less recent immigrants' and forgetful long-time Locals' noses out of joint, "Aloha" be damned. Da Bus is one of the few places where the old and the new, the poor and the middle classes come into contact. Maybe now is the time those living in comfort paid attention to the problems of the system that has benefited them so much more than others.<br /><br />The solution to the unpleasant realities of poverty and disenfranchisement is not the typical conservative one of punishing the victims by criminalizing poverty, but the more liberal approach of helping people to help themselves. More affordable housing, more living-wage jobs, more public facilities for health and hygiene are a better and, in the long run, cheaper and more workable solution than locking immigrants up for smelling different, or fining homeless people for having no access to bathrooms. If you think the buses smell bad, wait till you smell the jails, the courtrooms and the prisons. But, if you're middle class, you probably never will smell them. Auwe, brah, dey steenk, ho!<br /><br /><br />HONOLULU STAR BULLETIN<br /><a href="http://archives.starbulletin.com/2008/06/03/news/story03.html">"Tam sorry for saying ‘wetbacks‘"</a><br /><i>Note how Tam harps on his own ethnicity, Chinese, as if that somehow makes it OK to disparage others. Typical Hawaii BS. So is his comparison of "liberal" [?] Hawaii with the evil haole [white] Mainland.</i><br /><blockquote><i>' On May 13, Tam's Council Zoning Committee discussed the planned University of Hawaii-West Oahu campus in Kapolei. Tam warned the developers that labor unions are saying "that they (the developers' workers) have to be skilled, licensed workers. We don't want any, uh, wetbacks, basically." The Council's Zoning Committee, of which Tam serves as chairman, discussed development plans for UH-West Oahu on May 13 when Tam warned the developers to have better communication with labor unions. "The concern from (labor unions) is basically that they (the developers' workers) have to be skilled, licensed workers. We don't want any, uh, wetbacks, basically," Tam said. "OK. We've been receiving (reports about) developers or contractors been bringing in wetbacks from New Mexico. Uh, Mexico. I'm sorry. Mexico. OK. Illegal aliens. And that's a problem here, basically. We don't want that type. We want safety building here." "Over here in Hawaii, we're so liberal," Tam told the Star-Bulletin. "We have multiethnic cultures. We don't think in the same terms of the mainland. People look at it different. I learned something, and I apologize if I offended anybody." Tam said he first learned of the offending term through a 1950s musical called "Flower Drum Song," about Chinese illegal immigrants. From this musical, Tam said he thought the term referred to illegal immigrants. "People interpret it differently now," Tam said. "It's a terminology used in the past." '</i></blockquote><br />CBS NEWS KGMB-TV9 HONOLULU: VIDEO<br /><a href="http://kgmb9.com/main/content/view/7074/40/">"City Council Member Apologizes For Racial Remarks"</a><br /><i>He's sorry "if" he said anything that was "politically incorrect," he says with a sneer. This is the guy who zones your neighborhoods, Honolulu.</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Hispanic community leaders say they've been flooded with calls from people in Hawaii and on the mainland outraged by the remark. Tam recently apologized but not everyone was satisfied. Some want him to step down as chair of the zoning committee and meet with members of the Hispanic community. '</i></blockquote><br />THE HONOLULU ADVERTISER<br /><a href="http://www.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/20090901/NEWS01/909010348/Bill+targets+pungent+riders+of+Honolulu%E2%80%99s+transit+system">"Bill targets pungent riders of Honolulu's transit system"</a><br /><i>Would this cover Chinese immigrants too, Mr. Tam? Or just homeless Chinese?</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Councilman Rod Tam, a co-sponsor of the bill, explained why it is needed: "As we become more inundated with people from all over the world, their way of taking care of their health is different. Some people, quite frankly, do not take a bath every day and therefore they may be offensive in terms of their odor." '</i></blockquote><br />ABC NEWS KITV-TV4 HONOLULU: VIDEO<br /><a href="http://www.kitv.com/mostpopular/20679481/detail.html">"Council Considers BO Ban"</a><br /><i>Heath Fascism: Six months in prison for not taking a shower? What about "offensive" odors from soaps, perfumes, colognes, "body sprays," and deodorants? Or garlic ahi, kimchee poke, or sweet balut? Will the police board buses with sniffer dogs? Or do they detect B.O. with their own snouts? Nosy people want to know!</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Honolulu City Council members are considering a proposal to ban riders from buses if their body odor is too stinky. Councilman Rod Tam and Councilman Nestor Garcia introduced the bill to regulate a number of dangerous or annoying behaviors on city buses including bad B.O. Under the bill, police could cite riders if their body odor annoyed others and a convicted offender could face up to $500 in fines or six months in prison. Tam said he's received complaints about bus B.O. "People are very concerned they don't want to get sick when they experience body odor... offensive body odor they identify it with germs, diseases," said Tam. '</i></blockquote>.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-80178860772523325572009-09-01T00:03:00.000-10:002009-09-02T02:25:50.650-10:00DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SOCIALISTS & COMMUNISTS?.<br /><b>STALIN</b><br /><br /><b><i>THE MAN WHO DESTROYED RUSSIAN COMMUNISM SPLIT SOCIALISM OFF FOREVER</i></b><br /><br /><i>After The Molotov-Von Ribbentrop Pact Became Public Knowledge, The Left Was Cleft</i><br /><br />It's the 70th anniversary of the Nazi-Soviet Pact that divided up Eastern Europe between Hitler and Stalin. This week, the Poles are not celebrating. The Russians are still trying to pin the blame on anybody and everybody else. And the Germans will never finish apologizing and atoning for what the faux-socialist Nazi's did. <i>(No wonder people are still confused as to the difference between socialism and Fascism. Their very name was a deliberate subterfuge by the "National Socialist Workers Party," or Nazi's. And by today's corporatists.)</i><br /><br />Conservatards like to make up their own history. Who can blame them? The facts place them in the outer edges of the Hitler camp. Some of them are not so outer; more inner. If you can stomach reading Hitler's "Mein Kampf," you'll find it remarkably similar in parts to the more extreme stuff that is written and spoken and done by some on the Right in America today. And by some I mean most of them, even those in or formerly in government.<br /><br />Not all of the current eruption of hate in the Red States is strictly Hitlerian. Some of it is more like Goebbels or Goering or Himmler or Röhm and his Brownshirts. And then there's the original corporatist himself, Benito Mussolini. Some of them started out as Leftists, but quickly swung to the far Right in preference for violence and authoritarianism driven by racism, sectarianism, nativism, sexism and homophobia. They were all conservatives, by their own description; ultra-conservatives with more in common with Newt Gingrich and David Duke than with any liberals, progressives or socialists. They hated socialism more than anything in the world, except maybe Jews. Or Gypsies. Or Homosexuals. Or any minority, any foreigner, anyone who was different, or "degenerate." Jazz was degenerate, according to them. Benny Goodman and Cab Calloway, the pop music of your mother, grandmother or great-grandmother: All degenerates.<br /><br />The Nazi's were great ones for ridiculous and obviously false characterizations. They even named themselves "Socialists," knowing that their sworn enemies were more popular than the Fascists could ever hope to be, honestly anyway. The real socialists were on the center Left, not on the far Right. They were the only ones with real solutions, and the average working people all over Europe knew that. So the Nazi's lied. In fact, they invented the Big Lie. And their ideological descendants are still telling it, every night on Fox News.<br /><br />They can't fool everyone, though. The Poles, for example. They know who sold them out, who partitioned Poland, and who slaughtered them. It was an unholy alliance between the extreme right-wing Nazi's and the extreme left-wing Stalinists. It allowed Germany a free hand in Western, Central and Southern Europe. The Russians got the East, and peace; until Hitler betrayed them and opened up a suicidal Second Front in the war. That was pretty much the end of him. Hitler should have learned from Napoleon: You can't beat the Russian Winter. And so went Fascism. Until today, in the new Republican Party here in America.<br /><br />In Europe, the local communists and socialists were the main groups who stood up to the Fascists. After the war, there was a split. The communists were forever tainted by their connections to Stalin, who had gotten into bed with Hitler, and wiped out tens of millions of his own people, decimating the old Bolsheviks and Trotskyites as well as much of the Russian peasantry, the Kulaks. The communists in the West resisted participation in government, preferring not to stand for elections at first, only entering coalitions with the socialists in the days before WWII broke out. The socialists swallowed their scruples early on and entered the mainstream political fray in almost every country in Western Europe before the war. After the war, now in the mainstream, men like Mitterand and Brandt had to deal with real-life everyday issues like taxes and road maintenance, unemployment and job-creation, national defense and criminal justice. To the surprise of some and the disillusionment of others, they managed fairly well, making few radical breaks with the bourgeois past, even making the trains run on time, and opposing communism all over the world.<br /><br />In many areas, socialist policy even cribbed from the right: Social security and national healthcare were originally right-wing sops to the rising leftist movement in Germany under the Kaiser. The fact is, those programs just made good common sense. Ultimately, everyone would have to adopt them. Even the United States. Some day. But crypto-Fascists in America will fight common sense to the last drop of somebody else's blood. Like the Nazi's, they will let us all die in the name of some fuzzy-minded notion of racial or ideological purity, sitting in the waiting room of a bankrupt hospital's emergency room here in America.<br /><br />Remember that, the next time some Republican rube starts screaming about SOCIALISM!!! SOCIALISM!!! SOCIALISM!!! It's really National Socialism, Nazism, he's afraid of, with good reason. But for him, it's too late: They've already gained control of his mind. Any "Polock" would know better.<br /><br /><br />THE LONDON TELEGRAPH<br /><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/6118282/Russia-and-Poland-trade-insults-on-70th-anniversary-of-World-War-Two.html">"Russia and Poland trade insults on 70th anniversary of World War Two"</a><br /><i>Tovarich! Can't we all just get alongski?</i><br /><blockquote><i>' The dignity of ceremonies to mark the 70th anniversary of the outbreak of the Second World War in Poland is being marred by furious spats between Russia and Eastern European states over their respective wartime roles. Many Poles claim to detect the hand of the Kremlin in the recent Russian media broadside, and see it as an attempt to absolve Russia of guilt over the contentious Molotov-Ribbentrop pact, signed between Stalin and Hitler in August 1939. A pact of mutual non-aggression that lasted until 1941, it allowed Russia to invade and annexe Eastern Poland. While Poland and other Eastern European states have now made their peace with a repentant Germany, there is long-standing frustration in the region that Russia has never really recognised, or apologised for, crimes committed by the Soviet state between 1939 and 1945, or the subsequent brutalities of communist rule. '</i></blockquote><br />REUTERS<br /><a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/latestCrisis/idUSL1655337">"Russia's Putin rejects WW2 criticism in Poland"</a><br /><i>The "Appeasers," by the way, were Conservative British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain, who coined the term "appeasement;" and right-leaning "centrist" French Premier Édouard Daladier. They were encouraged to give way to Hitler at Munich in part by the US Republicans' "Neutrality Acts" in the 1930's, a boon to Fascism everywhere, which grew unchecked by any concerns over American aid or intervention, forbidden by those Acts.</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Russia and former satellites such as Poland are at loggerheads over the actions of Soviet dictator Josef Stalin in 1939, when he clinched a non-aggression pact with Nazi Germany that opened the way for the invasion of Poland and world war. Russians are deeply proud of their country's victory over Hitler in 1945, but Poles, Balts and others say Stalin also bears direct responsibility for the outbreak of war, for carving up Poland with Hitler and also annexing the Baltic states. Putin cited efforts by Britain and France to appease Hitler in 1938, resulting in their acceptance of the destruction of Czechoslovakia, as well as Poland's own seizure of a strip of Czech territory shortly before it too faced German invasion. [Putin's] comments will not satisfy the Poles and Balts, who regard Stalin's actions as a stab in the back and also recall the mass deportations and executions of their countrymen that followed the Soviets' arrival. Poland wants Russia to apologise for Stalin's decision to have 20,000 Polish officers shot at Katyn. For decades, Moscow blamed the deaths on the Nazis, but after the fall of the Soviet Union it acknowledged they had been shot on Stalin's orders. Poland lost about a fifth of its population, including the vast majority of its three million Jewish citizens, as well as a fifth of its territory during World War Two. After the war, it remained under Soviet domination until 1989. Some 27 million Soviet citizens perished in the war after Hitler reneged on his pact with Stalin and invaded the Soviet Union in 1941. "I commemorate the 60 million people who lost their lives because of this war unleashed by Germany," Merkel said. '</i></blockquote><br />INFOPEDIA<br /><a href="http://www.infoplease.com/ce6/history/A0861150.html">"Encyclopedia—Socialist parties—General History"</a><br /><i>Some ACTUAL history of socialism vs. communism.</i><br /><blockquote><i>' All European Socialist parties were marked by schisms; the main issue dividing them was whether party members should cooperate with bourgeois-dominated governments to work for gradual reforms or should organize extralegally to hasten what Marxists viewed as inevitable, proletarian revolution. Eduard Bernstein, in Germany, was one of the first to deny (1898) some of Marx's doctrines and to argue for “revisionism.” During World War II, socialists were prominent in the resistance movement in the countries occupied by Germany. In the postwar period the cold war widened the gulf between the Socialist and Communist parties, and most Socialist parties moved even further away from Marxism. Substantial periods of power have, however, enabled some to promote their goals of a planned economy and a welfare state in many European countries; their position has been especially strong in the Scandinavian countries. In the 1990s a number of Socialist parties moderated their commit to a planned economy and the welfare state, most especially the British Labour party, which went so far as to abandon formally its traditional Socialist positions. '</i></blockquote><br />NEW WORLD ENCYCLOPEDIA<br /><a href="http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Socialism">"Social Democracy vs. Communism"</a><br /><i>The final schism on the Left was all about the Russians. They made communism illegitimate, and socialism, legitimate.</i><br /><blockquote><i>' In the U.S., the Socialist Labor Party was founded in 1877. This party, small as it was, became fragmented in the 1890s. In 1901, a moderate faction of the party joined with Eugene V. Debs to form the Socialist Party of America. The influence of the party gradually declined, and socialism never became a major political force in the United States. Communism also failed to gain a large following in the U.S. and Canada. The party fell into significant disfavor in the aftermath of the Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact between the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany, which resulted in the Communist Party USA opposing any U.S. involvement in the war effort against Nazi Germany until the surprise act on the Soviet Union by Hitler in 1940. The distinction between socialists and communists became more pronounced during and after World War I. When the First World War began in 1914, many European socialist leaders supported their respective governments and Lenin was very outspoken in his opposition to this. Lenin denounced the war as an imperialist conflict and urged workers worldwide to use the war as an occasion for socialist revolution. During the war, socialist parties in France and Germany supported the state wartime military and economic planning, despite their ideological commitments to internationalism and solidarity. This ideological conflict resulted in the collapse of the Second International. Throughout much of the interwar period, socialist and communist parties were in continuous conflict. Socialists condemned communists as agents of the Soviet Union, while communists condemned socialists as betrayers of the working class. However, with the rise of fascism in Italy and National Socialism in Germany during the 1920s and 1930s, socialists and communists made attempts in some countries to form a united front of all working-class organizations opposed to fascism. The "popular front" movement had limited success, even in France and Spain, where it did well in the 1936 elections. The failure of the German communists and socialists to form a "popular front" helped the Nazis gain power in 1933. The "popular front" period ended in 1939 with the conclusion of the German-Soviet Nonaggression Pact. Socialists condemned this act as an act of betrayal by the Stalinist Soviet Union. '</i></blockquote><br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-30417227666079865972009-08-31T00:01:00.003-10:002009-08-31T00:02:41.947-10:00BASS ACKWARDS HEADLINES.<br /><b>DYSLEXIC VIEWS OF THE NEWS </b><br /><br /><b><i>HOW PEOPLE WITH READING DISABILITIES SEE THE DAY'S TOP STORIES</i></b><br /><br /><i>OK, It Sounded Funnier When We Told That Deaf Guy Who's Always Laughing...</i><br /><br />Come to think of it, what the f**k is he laughing at? [Checks fly.]<br /><br /><br />GOOGLE NEWS<br /><a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jeNxbFRPCCPKsRu9_7LIqUjh5yuAD9ADJDI02">"Colombian swine comes down with the president flu"</a><br /><i>We wondered why he was snorting so much.</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Colombian President Alvaro Uribe has the swine flu and officials have advised other South American leaders who met with him at a summit of the infection, authorities said Sunday. '</i></blockquote><br />CQ POLITICS<br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/cq/20090828/pl_cq_politics/politics3195244">"Ex-Christ Aide To Be Appointed to Florida Senate Seat"</a><br /><i>Wow. We thought the Apostles were all dead! Or Democrats!</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Florida Gov. Charlie Crist will appoint George LeMieux, his former chief of staff, to succeed Sen. Mel Martinez after the Republican incumbent resigns his seat in early September. '</i></blockquote><br />BBC<br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8229990.stm">"US trailer park death toll rises "</a><br /><i>Better them than us. How much is the toll, anyhoo? Wait, I have exact change of life!</i><br /><blockquote><i>' An eighth person has died following an attack in a mobile home in the US state of Georgia, police say. '</i></blockquote><br />TIME MAGAZINE<br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20090831/us_time/08599191950100">"Amid the Nation's Fallen, Kennedy Is Laid to Rest"</a><br /><i>They should have bought one of those things for when you need help, cuz you've fallen and you can't get up. What was Mr. Kennedy doing there? Was he sleepy, Mommy?</i><br /><blockquote><i>' A story told around Arlington National Cemetery holds that John F. Kennedy paid a visit around Veteran's Day in 1963. As he stood near the mansion that once was home to Robert E. Lee, taking in the sweeping view of the Potomac River down below and the National Mall rolling out toward the distant Capitol, he remarked, "I could stay here forever." '</i></blockquote><br />LIVE SCIENCE.COM<br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090827/sc_livescience/powerfulideasmutantbacteriapolyestermorebiofuel">"Powerful Ideas: Mutant Polyester + Bacteria = More Biafras"</a><br /><i>Jello?</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Brewing a certain type of biofuel with a mutant bacteria and polyester could double the fuel's production, researchers have found. '</i></blockquote><br />THE WASHINGTON POST<br /><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/08/30/AR2009083002654.html?hpid=moreheadlines">"Obama Supporters Organize Bus Tour, Campaign-Style Events Across U.S."</a><br /><i>Someone should tell them he won. Nah, let 'em punk themselves.</i><br /><blockquote><i>' President Obama's supporters hope to recapture the energy of last year's triumphant election campaign in a bid to regain control of the health-care debate, planning more than 2,000 house parties, rallies and town hall meetings across the country over the next two weeks. '</i></blockquote><br />THE PHILADELPHIA ENQUIRER<br /><a href="http://www.philly.com/inquirer/front_page/20090831_Fumo_set_to_report_to_Ky__prison_today.html">"Mofo set to return Key to prison today"</a><br /><i>How dat mofo got da key?</i><br /><blockquote><i>' ASHLAND, Ky. - Former State Sen. Vincent J. Fumo's new, assigned residence doesn't match the grandeur of the 27-room mansion he maintains in Philadelphia or the 100-acre farm he owns near Harrisburg. Maybe it's the razor wire. '</i></blockquote><br />LIVE SCIENCE.COM<br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090828/sc_livescience/whywecry">"Why We Cry"</a><br /><i>Maybe it HURTS, you stupid f**king boffin!</i><br /><blockquote><i>' A scientist now proposes a new theory for why crying evolved - tears can act as handicaps to show you have lowered your defenses. '</i></blockquote><br />YAHOO TECH NEWS<br /><a href="http://tech.yahoo.com/news/afp/20090828/tc_afp/franceusitinternettelecomapplecompany_20090828142701">"Apple denies assault & battery with exploding iPhones"</a><br /><i>That Steve Jobs is like a NINJA!</i><br /><blockquote><i>' US technology giant Apple said Friday it had seen no evidence that overheating batteries had caused screens on some of its iPhone devices to explode, blaming incidents in France on "external force." '</i></blockquote><br />REUTERS<br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090829/en_nm/us_djam">"Dead AM DJ found apartment in New York"</a><br /><i>Amazing. Most live people can't find one.</i><br /><blockquote><i>' DJ AM, the stage name of disc jockey Adam Goldstein whose music could be heard on albums by Madonna and Will Smith, was found dead in his New York apartment on Friday, police said. He was 36. '</i></blockquote><br />REUTERS<br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090827/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_malaysia_concert">"No Black Eyed Muslims at Malaysia concert, Please"</a><br /><i>Sounds like discrimination against battered spouses!</i><br /><blockquote><i>' Muslims in Malaysia have been barred from attending a concert by U.S. hip hop band the Black Eyed Peas sponsored by Guinness which is owned by the world's biggest spirits group Diageo. '</i></blockquote><br />BBC<br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8230011.stm">"Moon mission 'terminates' India "</a><br /><i>DIABOLICAL!!!</i><br /><blockquote><i>' India's space agency has abandoned its inaugural moon mission a day after scientists lost communication with the orbiting Chandrayaan-1 spacecraft. '</i></blockquote><br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-41768455412420546042009-08-30T00:03:00.000-10:002009-08-30T17:47:14.906-10:00A REAL IRISH WAKE.<br /><b>MUSIC TO SAY GOODBYE BY</b><br /><br />YOUTUBE: SINEAD O'CONNOR<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLjyAkOrEfQ">"Davy Spillane feat Sinead O'Connor-Danny Boy (The Derry Air)"</a><br /><i>If no one will sing this song for you, you're a poor man indeed.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iLjyAkOrEfQ&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iLjyAkOrEfQ&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><b><i>THE LAST FEW NOTES FROM THE 1960's</i></b><br /><br /><i>Teddy, We Hardly Knew Ye</i><br /><br />There'll be no throwing of the uisce beatha in the man's face. No brawling, no arguments, no slamming of doors. One last time in fifty years, we Irish Americans will quietly and mournfully say goodbye to one of our own, the last of his kind, forever. We would have upturned Heaven and Earth to find Teddy's brother's killer, but we did not. We observed the custom of this great forgiving land, and we moved on, carrying John Kennedy's torch with us. We wanted to tear out our hair and rend our garments, smash something or someone when Teddy's brother Bobby was murdered, but we held ourselves to the principles we shared with him, and fought peacefully for peace and justly for justice, which we never found. Now poor old Teddy is gone. He escaped assassination by foregoing his rightful role as our President, and worked in the mired trenches of the Senate instead. Edward Moore Kennedy won some, he lost some, but he never quit fighting. Now we will again quietly mourn one of our very own, and again we will take up that torch. We will never give up the struggle for peace and justice, because we are Irish, and we are Americans, we never forget, and we never give up.<br /><br /><br /><i>[NOTE: For Video Tyros & Those With Slow Computers And/ Or Narrow Bandwidth, Or Something:<br />For Smooth Playback: click "PLAY" on the video, then click the "PAUSE" button on the video, and let the video download completely, till the RED LINE at the bottom is all the way to the RIGHT, then click the "PLAY" button.]</i><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: THE CHIEFTAINS<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmANPPIi168">"The Chieftains - Women Of Ireland (Mná na h-Éireann)"</a><br /><i>A lament. Of course.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BmANPPIi168&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BmANPPIi168&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: DION<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUn0vvgEvBc">"Abraham, Martin & John - Dion - Lyrics"</a><br /><i>Always hated this song. Don't like crying.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qUn0vvgEvBc&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qUn0vvgEvBc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: ARETHA FRANKLIN<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DBl5gAs6WI">"Aretha Franklin - Bridge Over Troubled Water"</a><br /><i>I got yer Chappaquiddick right heah, you Nazi f**ks.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_DBl5gAs6WI&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_DBl5gAs6WI&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: PETER, PAUL & MARY<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY2JEGLD0-k">"If I Had A Hammer PETER,PAUL & MARY"</a><br /><i>A song about the hammer of justice and the bell of freedom, and love between my brothers and my sisters. Silly, hunh?</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EY2JEGLD0-k&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EY2JEGLD0-k&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: BRIAN O'BRIEN<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLKRtecV-eY">"Brian O'Brien Caoineadh Cu Chulainn (Lament) Uilleann Pipes"</a><br /><i>These are the real bagpipes. More for laments than marches.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TLKRtecV-eY&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TLKRtecV-eY&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: WALELA<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvYIjFtPQEk">"Native American - Amazing Grace (in cherokee)"</a><br /><i>Another County heard from!</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UvYIjFtPQEk&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UvYIjFtPQEk&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://blog-me-no-blogs.blogspot.com/search/label/SUNDAY%20ROCK%27N%27ROLL%20MUSIC%20VIDEO%20CONTEST%20PARTY">MORE MUSIC VIDEOS</a><br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-55678446647364901622009-08-29T00:01:00.005-10:002009-08-29T21:21:37.838-10:00CHEAP, EASY RECIPES FOR INSTANT GOURMETS.<br /><b>NO TIME TO AGE YOUR WINE & CHEESE?<br />NO MONEY? NO PROBLEMO!</b><br /><br /><b><i>YOUR ENVIRONMENT, INCLUDING YOU, ALREADY HAS EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO MAKE FINE FOODS FASTER!</i></b><br /><br />THE TWILIGHT ZONE<br /><a href="http://www.mwctoys.com/REVIEW_100202.htm">"To Serve Man"</a><br /><i>It's a COOKBOOK!</i><br /><img src="http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_kanamit_3.jpg" /><br /><br /><i>How To Use The Bacteria You've Been Feeding, Clothing & Housing All Your Life. Your Guests Will Never Know The difference.</i><br /><br />In reality, this is how the pro's do it. Well, back in the Stone Age. There have been some improvements in food tech. But they're slow, complicated and expensive. Now you too can eat, drink and be merry just like the real foodies, in a matter of minutes and hours, not months or years. Just follow these simple recipe's, and you're in like Wolfgang Puck!<br /><br />1. Gourmet Yoghurt:<br />Sneeze into a tall glass. Add milk, to taste. Let stand uncovered in the warmest part of the refrigerator until it looks like pudding. Enjoy!<br /><br />2. Gourmet Cheese:<br />Gather Fromunda cheese from under your various & fragrant underplaces. Add to slices of Velveeta. Drop on the floor. <i>(The cheese, stupid, not you.)</i> Season to taste. Pick it up. Bon appetit!<br /><br />3. Gourmet Pate:<br />Leave slices of liverwurst on the bus, under a seat in the hottest part, near the rear. Ride the entire route, twice. Collect slices of liverwurst, which are now indistinguishable from foie gras. Serve on toast points. Champagne optional. <i>(See below.)</i><br /><br />4. Gourmet Bread:<br />Order a tuna sub on toasted Garlic & Herb bread at Subway. Tell them to hold the tuna. <i>(If they ask where, say, "Between your legs." They love that.)</i> Make sure they put nothing on it but oil & olives, before toasting. Serve with homemade foie gras & fromunda cheese. Tell your friends you've discovered this <i>interesting</i> new baker in the gay part of town. It's time you came out of the closet anyway.<br /><br />5. Gourmet Champagne:<br />Collect old champagne bottles from rich people's trash. Fill with any sparkling clear white, yellow or pink alcoholic beverage, other than beer. Chill almost to freezing. Serve from stolen champagne bottles, pouring into real champagne glasses. Your snobby friends will never know. Salut!<br /><br />6. Gourmet Chocolate:<br />Place a medium-sized Hershey's chocolate bar between your buttock cheeks. Go about your business. At the end of the day, remove the softened, perfumed chocolate bar and place it in your freezer. When friends come over, offer them tiny slices of the "extra-extra-bittersweet" <i>chocolat Belge</i> you have created. Mmmm.<br /><br />7. Gourmet Coffee:<br />Raid the Starbucks dumpster for old empty coffee bags. Fill with dirt. Good, dark, flavorful dirt. Put it through your snotty neighbor's espresso machine, add hot frothed soy milk, nutmeg, a splash of orange juice, and some bits of that butt-chocolate. Serve in funny little cups from the thrift store. Good to the last drop.<br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-44948234777739152009-08-28T00:01:00.001-10:002009-08-29T15:35:50.689-10:00KATHERINE HEIGL TOPLESS.<br /><b>FORMER ALIEN REVEALS ALL!</b><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYMM7Lf0-u3yAzpBlO6_1gNehV_6A-LrPrLQPi6a29nnG6dy59SqjDnARj8-_lU01bCtG4n36dyyu90_Y2ZI_7PI-Oj4KXNt-CMjsh97kLmoR48NBQCTslsf6udTd6CGBXeOwLbQ/s1600-h/KATHERINEheiglTOPLESS.gif"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 360px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375560402481006882" border="0" alt="KATHERINEheiglTOPLESS Copyright 2009 Cosanostradamus blog me no blogs" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYMM7Lf0-u3yAzpBlO6_1gNehV_6A-LrPrLQPi6a29nnG6dy59SqjDnARj8-_lU01bCtG4n36dyyu90_Y2ZI_7PI-Oj4KXNt-CMjsh97kLmoR48NBQCTslsf6udTd6CGBXeOwLbQ/s400/KATHERINEheiglTOPLESS.gif" /></a><br /><br /><b><i>SEXY "DOC" WOULD RATHER BE IN PICTURES</i></b><br /><br /><br />YOUTUBE: KATHERINE HEIGL: "ROSWELL"<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8TAYVUqgZA">"Isabel & Alex: Simply Irresistible"</a><br /><i>Teen ET's from the 90's, in NM.</i><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/N8TAYVUqgZA&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/N8TAYVUqgZA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><i>Unhappy "Grey's Anatomy" Star Prefers Adolescent Big-Screen T&A-fests To A Regular Gig On The Boob Tube.</i><br /><br />We say bully for her. Or cowey. Or whatever. If you don't like your lines, or the direction your character is headed, change it. Words to live by. Of course, a paycheck is nice, too...<br /><br />But Katherine has had a few good paychecks since her days on "Roswell." Besides the soapy doctor show, she's appeared in what seems to be the same film several times, playing pretty much the same character: The beautiful, sexy, totally together, successful Gen-Y career girl who ruins her life by hooking up with some slacker slob the likes of whom she'd never look at in real life. It's the couchbound fan-boy's fantasy, that simply by going on with their X-Box dominated lifestyles, they'll eventually land a hot chick who's capable of supporting them until someone offers them a movie deal. Or forever, whichever comes sooner. All because they're so sweet, innocent and helpless. The roles really have reversed, haven't they?<br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433924.post-51938171339006506812009-08-27T00:01:00.003-10:002009-08-27T02:06:57.081-10:00A FIELD GUIDE TO THE REPUBLICANS.<br /><b>OR, HOW TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB</b><br /><br /><b><i>WHEREIN WE ATTEMPT TO PLUMB THE DEPTHS OF THAT WHICH CONSERVATIVES ARE PLEASED TO CALL THEIR MINDS</i></b><br /><br /><i>Carry This With You Whenever You Go To A Public Toilet At The Airport</i><br /><br />Here are a few clues for translating current Republicans and Republicanisms into terms that a human being may understand. Please do not contemplate this list for more than ten minutes at a time, as severe hemmorhoids may ensue.<br /><br />1. AYN RAND: Well, they have to jerk off to something.<br /><br />2. RONALD REAGAN: Not the monkey. The other one.<br /><br />3. NEWT GINGRICH: His first wife's tombstone says, "I'd rather be here than in bed with Newtie."<br /><br />4. RUSH LIMBAUGH: Everything you ever wanted to know about flatulence.<br /><br />5. GEORGE "DUBYA" BUSH: This year's winner of our annual "Free Trip To The Hague Contest." Dubya? Dubya? Where'd he go?<br /><br />6. DICK ARMEY: Make up your mind: You want dick or you want army?<br /><br />7. GLENN BECK: The poster boy for psychiatric bloat.<br /><br />8. MICHELLE BACHMAN: Turn'er overdrive, boys!<br /><br />9. BILL FRIST: Rhymes with fist. Make your own joke.<br /><br />10. JOHN BOEHNER: See Number 9.<br /><br />11. SARAH PALIN: The official Seventh Sign of the Apocalypse! Collect 'em all!<br /><br />12. ANTONIN SCALIA: Once rejected by La Cosa Nostra as insufficiently humane.<br /><br />13. LOU DOBBS: How is it possible for one man to be wrong so many times?<br /><br />14. BOBBY JINDAL: On the other hand, maybe Dobbs has a point...<br /><br />15. ANN COULTER: Recently married her douche bag. Hey, no one else asked.<br /><br />16. COLIN POWELL: Remember that chicken who voted for Colonel Sanders?<br /><br />17. BRUCE WILLIS: At last, someone who can shame even New Jersey.<br /><br />18. BILL O'REILLY: Yo, Bill, yer Mom called: She wants her protoplasm back.<br /><br />19. RANDALL TERRY: Ironically, he's the best argument ever for abortion. Just ask his mother.<br /><br />20. MICHAEL STEELE: Doing a great job as GOP Chairman, despite the fact that his candidates keep turning their dogs loose on him.<br />.<br />.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://rpc.blogcatalog.com/</div>Cosa Nostradamushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07025789936148098576noreply@blogger.com4