THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES
FREEDOM OF LAUGHTER
Even A King Cannot Command Biological Functions
(Especially An Old, Senile One)
Laughter is the most seditious of all forms of human expression. It springs forth unbidden, unconscious, unselfconsciously, politically incorrectly, uncontrollably, autonomically, like coughing or sneezing. Or farting.
Those of us who fancy ourselves connoisseurs and gourmets of humour rarely laugh out loud at anything. We simply say, "Very amusing," or "Hey, now; that's funny." But if it's REALLY funny we just burst out with an unconsidered BWAHAHAAAAA, like anybody else. Even you.
So, a good joke can even make us betray our own principles, unwittingly mock our own politics, expose us to the laughter and censure of others, thank God. For, how else will we be saved from our own over-seriousness? How else will we be minded of our own imperfections and tendencies to err, even on the side of justice, and other too-serious subjects? How else could anyone ever even fart?
Laughter is God's way, if there be a God, of telling us to lighten up. Before we kill someone. Or spoil a good joke. Or fart.
More Thai king videos on YouTube
Bhumibol Adulyadej Video
The real joke is that this clown prince, this Siamese Monkey-King, this buffoonish blue-blooded Bangkok baboon, reigns happily over an opium and heroin infused economy. He squats regally upon a culture where it is permitted and even considered wise to sell one's dearest and youngest daughters (little children, really) into a life of prostitution and an almost certain death by AIDS. He is the Pimp-In-Chief for the various foreign militaries that use his syphilitic nation as a whore-house.
In truth, this video, by comparing Thailand's King favorably to an ape, insults, degrades and cheapens simian culture and simian lives everywhere. No real monkey anywhere, even in Thailand, has ever prostituted his own daughter for money. Can the ape-like Thai monarch say the same? Can he even speak? Or does he, to his credit, remain silent in fear of Heaven? Is there fear of Heaven's wrath, in the benighted kingdom of the Thai? Or is there only ignorance, arrogance, and primate posturing over a joke which "slanders" the Thai's far less than they deserve, in truth?
If the Thai people, as personified by their King, are not the worst sort of drug-ridden, child-molesting degenerates and whore-mongers, let them clean up their vile country, before they attack anyone for merely mocking their national disgrace, embodied in the Monkey-King. Until then, Thais, your national symbol should be an international disgrace, as your nation's feeding off hard drugs and child prostitution are. We laugh because we are ashamed of you, Siamese.
And how 'bout them Twins?
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