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What's In A Name?


Just Ask Senor Moron
"Mexicans back gun-toting priest"


Man With No Name Running CIA
"Undercover officer 'Dusty' named CIA executive director"


They Prefer To Be Known As Hansenvilles
"Floods hit Somali leper community"


"Please, Don't Call Us 'Rent-A-Cops' "
"It's The Accursed Baseball Hats!!! They Want To Get Us Killed!"
"Iraqi policemen gunned down in new raids"


That's What I've Always Called Them...
"Dear Limey assholes"


"Day Of The Triffids" Star, I Call Him
"Howard Keel, Musical Star, Is Dead at 85"


Just Liked The Title Of This Story
"Ramadan drum ban urged in Turkey"

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