FIRST, THE BAD NEWS

SORRY. THERE IS NO GOOD NEWS


MEMO: NEVER TRUST THE CIA...
Old Cold Warriors Never Die...
And They Won't Bloody Fade Away, Either!

"Former U.S. spies want to come in from the cold"


BUSH WILL NOW APOLOGIZE TO THE NATION,
THE ARABS, AND THE WORLD...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPSSS!!!!!
(Sorry We Fucked Your Country. NOT!)

"Search for Illicit Weapons in Iraq Ends"

"Bush Administration Comments on WMDs"



BRITAIN MOVES TO THE RIGHT
Royal Family Returns To Its' Roots

"Harry sorry for Nazi uniform stunt"



YO MAMMA(L) EATS DINOSAURS
Takin' The Dawg Fer A Walk In Cretaceous Park

"Fierce mammal ate dinos for lunch"



IT'S A GIRL!!!
Science Proves Universe Is Female

" 'Ultrasound for Stars' Reveals Stellar Embryos"



DID THE EARTH MOVE, FOR YOU?
Tsunami Quake Rocks Your World

"Quake Lifted Earth's Surface Around Globe"

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