ALOHA, ALOHA STATE
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CANARY IN THE COAL MINE
The Price Of Paradise May Be More Than We Thought.
As an island nation, er, State, Hawaii is particularly vulnerable to the Bushies' evil global warming plot. Like nudnik Bond villains, Bushco seems intent on drowning us all. Inch by inch, year by year, as Bush allows the greenhouse gases to build up, the polar ice caps are melting, and the seas are rising. Other Pacific Island nations have already begun to disappear. Even some of the highest mountains in the world, like Mauna Kea, are mostly below sea level. As that level rises, we are caught between the ocean and the mountains on ever-diminishing habitable lands that are already over-crowded. If Bushites are not removed from power, and kept out of it forever, our world, here in Hawaii, will be destroyed.
Even redneck Texas and Florida, wholly owned subsidiaries of Bushco, are at risk. Most of the "Sunshine State" is within a few feet of sea-level. Much of the "Shitkicker State" is too. In fact, a lot of the world's population lives at or near sea level, or on rivers, lakes and streams. That's where the water comes from, of course. We can't live without it. But we can't live in it; unless Bushco hopes to reverse recent liberal advances that have deprived us of not only our Biblical values, but our gills. Maybe Bushco is working on some sort of neoconservative genetic engineering that will turn back the evolutionary clock by at least 6,000 years? (Better make that 400 million.)
Anyway, we'll see it all first here in the "Aloha State." We'll have a front row seat, until the ocean washes it away. Don't worry, we'll keep you posted. We'll even send you an actual postcard from Hawaii: "Having a wonderful time! Wish you were here. Wish there was a here, here. Glugglugluglug."
"Warming signs seen stressing state's growth"
"Rising sea levels threaten small Pacific island nations"
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CANARY IN THE COAL MINE
The Price Of Paradise May Be More Than We Thought.
As an island nation, er, State, Hawaii is particularly vulnerable to the Bushies' evil global warming plot. Like nudnik Bond villains, Bushco seems intent on drowning us all. Inch by inch, year by year, as Bush allows the greenhouse gases to build up, the polar ice caps are melting, and the seas are rising. Other Pacific Island nations have already begun to disappear. Even some of the highest mountains in the world, like Mauna Kea, are mostly below sea level. As that level rises, we are caught between the ocean and the mountains on ever-diminishing habitable lands that are already over-crowded. If Bushites are not removed from power, and kept out of it forever, our world, here in Hawaii, will be destroyed.
Even redneck Texas and Florida, wholly owned subsidiaries of Bushco, are at risk. Most of the "Sunshine State" is within a few feet of sea-level. Much of the "Shitkicker State" is too. In fact, a lot of the world's population lives at or near sea level, or on rivers, lakes and streams. That's where the water comes from, of course. We can't live without it. But we can't live in it; unless Bushco hopes to reverse recent liberal advances that have deprived us of not only our Biblical values, but our gills. Maybe Bushco is working on some sort of neoconservative genetic engineering that will turn back the evolutionary clock by at least 6,000 years? (Better make that 400 million.)
Anyway, we'll see it all first here in the "Aloha State." We'll have a front row seat, until the ocean washes it away. Don't worry, we'll keep you posted. We'll even send you an actual postcard from Hawaii: "Having a wonderful time! Wish you were here. Wish there was a here, here. Glugglugluglug."
"Warming signs seen stressing state's growth"
"Rising sea levels threaten small Pacific island nations"
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Labels: global warming pacific island nations rising sea levels
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posted by Cosa Nostradamus @ 5/21/2007 12:32:00 AM
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2 Comments:
You'd better enjoy Paradise as much as possible. I guess you islanders will have to grow fins and gills so you can still inhabit the islands.
Or learn to climb like a goat. Mauna Kea is over two miles high. (Over six miles above the ocean floor, or 33,000 feet: Mt Everest is only 29,000 feet. Nyah-nyah, little Tibetans! You may have Richard Gere, but we have the Hobbit guy on Lost! And ELVIS was here. NO bigtime rock stars EVER went to Mt. Everest. IN YOUR FACE, Mountain! BOO-YAH!!!)
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