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Friday, February 27, 2009

HELP REBRAND THE GOP

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"REPUBLICAN" IS A BAD WORD, THEY FINALLY REALIZED

THE PARTY OF LINCOLN??? NOT SO MUCH...

So, What Should We Call A Disoriented Group Of So-Called Conservatives?

Pick your favorites. Here's my list. I'd love to see yours. Post or email one, please! Comments are now open to all. We'll see how that goes...

1. Assholes
2. The Grand NEW Party!
3. The Party Formerly Known As Prince
4. Nazi-Lite
5. Venti Soy Mocha Fascisti
6. Zzzz
7. Democratnot
8. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
9. The Confederacy
10. The Greys
11. Old White Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudes
12. McRepublicans
13. Mallwalkers Anonymous
14. I'm Spending My Childrens' Inheritance, or "ISMyCI"
15. New Coke
16. Libertarianish
17. KKKMart
18. The Rush Limbaugh Fan Club
19. Free Lunchers
20. Torii's (with hearts over the "i"'s)
21. Anger, Inc.
22. Haters Anonymous
23. Likud
24. FoxNews
25. Management
26. The Senior Chamber of Commerce
27. The Board of Directors
28. HWA (Honkies With Attitude)
29. HezbaJesus
30. Party Of God (POG)
31. USAUSAUSA
32. Your Father's Oldsmobile
33. Wifebeaters Anonymous
34. Fetal Positions
35. No Gurlz Alowd
36. Let Somebody Else Fight Club
37. UnAmerican Legion
38. Veterans of No Wars
39. The Wall Street Auxiliary
40. Unintelligent Design
41. Notaxachusetts
42. The Deadbeats
43. Hypocrites Much?
44. Closet Queens
45. Liar Liar & Liars
46. Nixonism
47. Bushco
48. Cheney Enterprises
49. The Bull Shit Party
50. Everythinggate
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19 Comments:

Anonymous Karin said...

The Idiocracy Party

3:41 AM, February 27, 2009  
Blogger Libby Spencer said...

The Krazy Kruel Klan

The Amoral Minority

5:16 AM, February 27, 2009  
Blogger Cosa Nostradamus said...

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Excellent, ladies! Keep 'em coming! They'll be back in the White House in no time.

No time in THIS century.
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6:31 AM, February 27, 2009  
Blogger Ruth said...

Gotta stick with my usual GOPervs.

8:59 AM, February 27, 2009  
Blogger Cosa Nostradamus said...

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Solid, also. I'll be forwarding all suggestions to Chairman Steele. Thanks yawl!
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3:18 PM, February 27, 2009  
Blogger Ali said...

Fear and Loathing Party

It has to be something about fear. and loathing.

4:15 PM, February 27, 2009  
Blogger Phila said...

The Organization (cf. The Turner Diaries).

4:25 PM, February 27, 2009  
Anonymous Karin said...

In tribute to Mardi Gras-the Antisocial KoolAid & Displeasure Club.

4:53 PM, February 27, 2009  
Blogger Ali said...

The Party of Palin

8:57 PM, February 27, 2009  
Blogger Cosa Nostradamus said...

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Thanks again, Karin. I just read that the Louisiana National Guard is finally pulling out of New Orleans after 3.5 years. They were there there to back up the NOPD, which was decimated by the hurricane, and to try to bring order to the streets of the Big Easy, where residents still live in fear of chaos, which lurks there yet. The Guard wants to stay, and the people want them to stay, but there's no money for them. And Gov. Jindal is turning down money from the Feds. Sick. So much for his little fairy tale about "self-reliance," or whatever his stupid rebuttal was about.
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2:35 AM, February 28, 2009  
Blogger Cosa Nostradamus said...

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Yep. You're damned right, Ali: Fear, loathing, ignorance & hatred. What else do they have to offer? FLIH!
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2:38 AM, February 28, 2009  
Blogger Cosa Nostradamus said...

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Never read "The Turner Diaries," Phila. I could barely make it through the beginning of "Mein Kampf." They have disordered, irrational, ugly minds, these righty fanatics. One of them told me recently that Daylight Saving Time was actually instituted because a new Ice Age was coming. Yeah.
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2:45 AM, February 28, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ScienceBusters

5:45 AM, February 28, 2009  
Blogger Cosa Nostradamus said...

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"Sciencebusters" goes in the pot, all wrapped up for the GOP. They can choose.

Anonymous, Anonymous...where do I know that name from...?
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10:04 AM, March 01, 2009  
Anonymous gnomedad said...

The Neo-Feudal, Neo-Confederate, Christian Dominionist Party.

Awkward, but comprehensive.

2:11 PM, March 01, 2009  
Blogger Cosa Nostradamus said...

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Yeah, that about covers it, Gnomedad. Thanks.
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1:13 AM, March 02, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the liberal list: LAZY ASS

4:25 PM, April 28, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about: HARD WORKERS

4:25 PM, April 28, 2009  
Blogger Cosa Nostradamus said...

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Why are "conservatives" always such cowards? I guess that's why you hate our troops.

Or don't you have a name?

Actually, it's us liberals, progressives and socialists who fight all the wars, do all the work, take care of all the families. Republicans are just a bunch of shirkers & slackers, riding around in their pick-up trucks (never used to do any work) spitting tobacco juice and waiting to be told what to do by some fat rich lazy asshole like Rush Limbo and his owners on Wall Street.

Face it, 'Puke': You're all losers. Go find another country to try to ruin. This one is ours.

BWAWHAWHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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5:14 PM, April 28, 2009  

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