BOMB, BOMB, BOMB, BOMB BOMB IRAN

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REPUBLICAN CONSERVATARDS WANT WWIII FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON

YOUTUBE: JOHN MCCAIN
"Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran"
Sing it, McNuts! This COULDA been your PRESIDENT!! Yaaaay Republicans!!!


HEY, THEY VOTED FOR MCSAME, RIGHT?

YOUTUBE: MSNBC
"Republicans Call Obama "Weak" on Iran"
Those who ignore history are Republicans.


They Prob'ly Wish They Could Vote For Kim Jung Il

People who look forward to the world coming to an end in their own lifetimes should probably not be consulted on matters of national security. For one thing, they're f'ing crazy. For another thing, they're really f'in' stoooooopit!

Seriously, how many times have the wingnuts gathered together to share Kool-Aid, stare at comets, and pray for Armageddon? Every few years, right? And does their Lord & Savior co-operate by smashing us all like bugs, just cuz it's the seventh day of the seventh month of the seventh year of the seventh millennium? NO, G-DD-M HIM!!!

Yet, there they are again, a few years later, begging an imaginary being to roast their own children in "cleansing" Hellfires, selling off their recreational vehicles and stocking up on batteries. What was it Einstein said? Repeating the same action over and over and expecting a different result is the definition of what, class? And I hear tell he was a pretty smart feller, for a liberal.

The wingnuts want us to do SOMETHING, ANYTHING about Iran. Why? They didn't demand that we do anything about our own obvious election problems in 2000 or 2004, right here at home. Iran has been ruled by one cleric or clerical puppet since they kicked the CIA out of there in the 70's. What's the rhubarb about now, all of a sudden? Oh, yeah, Barack "the Magic Negro" is in charge now. Boy, it really burns their grits that the President of the United States is black! And a Helluva lot smarter than them, too, thank Gawd!

Cuz, what exactly would some wingnut do, if there were a wingnut in charge at the White House this Wednesday? Nuke Iran? Invade them? Give them a sterner talking-to? You know, I don't think the Ayatollahs much give a damn what we have to say, since they got rid of OUR puppet governments over there.

Invading them would mean cranking up the whole war machine again, just as we're trying to wind down the Mess-O-Potamia the 'Pukes got us into for oil, er, uh, I mean, um, no reason at all. Ya think Joe Sixpack wants to get called up again? Or his kids? Think the Iranian people will welcome us like Frenchwomen in 1944? BWAHAWHAHAHAAAAAHAWHA!!! Think the Moon is made from green cheese? Then you must be a redneck, uh, a Republican. Same diff.

OK, so that leaves nuking them. Except for this local phenomenon known as "wind." Yeah, it's like a airy kinda thing that moves around? Carries dust and radioactive stuff all over the place? Might get the Israeli's or the Pakistani's or the Greeks or the Russians, all of whom are currently not on our hit list, and might object to being poisoned en masse. Y'know?

So, tell us, wingnuts. What EXACTLY would you have us do that could actually contribute anything positive to the current situation in Iran? You know, like if we EVER trusted you with power again? Seriously, what's on your tiny minds, conservatards? Cuz here's what all we can actually do, since anything we do will play into the hands of the worst of the Ayatollahs, thanks to our long history of meddling in their affairs, and f**king them up: NOTHING. That's exactly all we can do for those poor bastards right now, thanks to you, you murdering Repukelickin' a-holes. You've pretty much ruined our credibility in the world as the ultimate impartial defender of freedom and democracy, which is what we were before your Messiah Dubya started slaughtering random Ay-rabs for fun and profit, you IDIOTS!

So, here's what we can do, and what you can do about Iran, Pukeys: STFU!!!!!!


BBC NEWS
"Iran 'will not yield' over poll "
Maybe the conservatards are TRYING to screw Iran's liberal democrats! "More war! More war! More war!" they chant.

' Iran's supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has said the nation "will not yield to pressure" over a disputed presidential election. Iran has also said it is "reviewing" whether to downgrade relations with the UK, as diplomatic tensions increase. The UK has moved to expel two Iranian diplomats in response to Tehran's decision to order two UK diplomats to leave Iran, following allegations UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown called "absolutely without foundation". The British prime minister's spokesman said Downing Street was monitoring the situation. "Iran's decision to try to turn what are clearly internal matters for Iran into a conflict with the UK and others is deeply regrettable and without foundation," he said. '

YAHOO NEWS
"Obama condemns violence against Iran protesters"
Gawd, how the idiot Repukelickin bullies hate an intelligent response! Perhaps because they are incapable of one?

' The past 10 days in Iran have posed the strongest challenge to that nation's clerical rule since the system was established 30 years ago in the 1979 Islamic revolution. Before Tuesday, Obama mostly kept to a modulated response, calculating that, given Iranians' distrust of American involvement in their country, anything viewed as internal meddling from the White House would do the demonstrators more harm than good. He also is deeply interested in preserving his promised policy concerning Iran and the threat its nuclear program poses: He contends the danger has only grown through decades of ruptured diplomatic relations between the U.S. and Tehran, particularly in the past eight years under President George W. Bush, and it is time to try to change that by re-establishing direct talks. But Obama has been taken to task by some Republicans, accused of being too passive. Even with Iran's blackout of foreign press and attempted communications shutdowns, chaotic images of riot police beating and shooting protesters have seized the world's attention. At least 17 people have been killed. With an array of U.S. sanctions already in place against Iran, there are few options at Obama's disposal other than withdrawing his offer to talk. Regardless, Obama said it's too early for him to be more specific. "We are going to monitor and see how this plays itself out before we make any judgments about how we proceed," he said. Asked if his stronger language was influenced by pressure from Republicans such as Graham and Sen. John McCain, Obama scoffed: "What do you think?" And he shot back at GOP critics: "Only I'm the president of the United States." Advisers realize the new tone poses a risk that the U.S. president will become a scapegoat for Iran's leaders — just what Obama has sought to avoid. Administration officials, speaking on condition of anonymity to describe a sensitive strategy, said the disturbing images of the past few days warranted the tougher stance. '

LA TIMES
"Israel's top leaders voice support for Iran demonstrators"
Yeah, that'll help! You STFU, too!

' Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been a convenient bogeyman for Israel. So the early claim of his reelection as Iran's president brought quiet sighs of relief to many Israeli leaders, who figured it would be easier to rally Western pressure against Iran as long as the Holocaust-denying hard-liner remained in power. Now, after more than a week of massive protests by defiant Iranians alleging electoral fraud, sentiment in Israel is shifting. Its leaders have joined the Israeli public in openly applauding the demonstrators and asking aloud whether the theocratic regime feared by the Jewish state as a threat to its existence might be crumbling. '

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