LOST IN TRANSLATION

THIS JUST IN FROM CHINA

I Think They Mean "Fist"

But "Shits" Is Right


"Spitzer's iron wrist shits to music industry"

[It WAS there, I SWEAR to God!]



FOR SATAN AND QUEEN

No, Not The Rock Band

Yes, Beelzebub

Well, this was bound to happen. Once they allowed the worship of supernatural beings on government property, the door to Hell was opened. That's Merrie Olde England, for you. Did you know that a majority of the British people worship a guy they hung up on a gibbet, and stabbed to death, and now they drink his blood and eat his flesh, every Sunday? (What's wrong with just a regular brunch?) They make their KIDS do it, too! Sick. And that's the "Good" people!

Thank, uh, goodness we have separation of Church and State in this country! Imagine if a a bunch of religious fanatics had control of a warship, or a whole fleet, or the whole damned Navy? They might start a freakin' CRUSADE or something! Scary, hunh? They should make a MOVIE! Dibs on the concept!


"Navy approves first ever Satanist"



MADONNA, THE CARTOON

Honey, Get The Kids! And Run!!!

Material Girl Adds A Second Dimension

I'm tired. Make your own joke.


"Madonna Said to Join Animated Film Cast"

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