TOP TEN VP DEBATE QUESTIONS
[See also: "TOP TEN VP DEBATE QUESTIONS 2008"]
EDWARDS:
1. Boxers or briefs?
2. When are going to get a trophy wife?
3. Does your wife eat in bed?
4. Has Kerry ever touched you inappropriately?
5. Have you ever actually chased an ambulance?
6. Is your father allowed in your house with his work-boots on?
7. What are chitlins?
8. Do you still eat chitlins?
9. Are you old enough to vote? Let's see some ID.
10. If Kerry dies of prostate cancer, who will you sue?
CHENEY:
1. Why are you lying?
2. Are you the Devil?
3. Who's the real President, you or Bush?
4. Has Halliburton ever earned an honest dollar?
5. Why have you, personally, allowed your old employer, Halliburton to rip off the US taxpayer in Iraq?
6. How much money is Halliburton holding for you?
7. Where was Bush on 9/11?
8. Why were YOU the one to order a counter-attack on potential plane-bombs on 9/11?
9. Why did the Air Force ignore your shoot-down order?
10. Who's really in charge at the White House? (Does the USAF know NOW?)
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EDWARDS:
1. Boxers or briefs?
2. When are going to get a trophy wife?
3. Does your wife eat in bed?
4. Has Kerry ever touched you inappropriately?
5. Have you ever actually chased an ambulance?
6. Is your father allowed in your house with his work-boots on?
7. What are chitlins?
8. Do you still eat chitlins?
9. Are you old enough to vote? Let's see some ID.
10. If Kerry dies of prostate cancer, who will you sue?
CHENEY:
1. Why are you lying?
2. Are you the Devil?
3. Who's the real President, you or Bush?
4. Has Halliburton ever earned an honest dollar?
5. Why have you, personally, allowed your old employer, Halliburton to rip off the US taxpayer in Iraq?
6. How much money is Halliburton holding for you?
7. Where was Bush on 9/11?
8. Why were YOU the one to order a counter-attack on potential plane-bombs on 9/11?
9. Why did the Air Force ignore your shoot-down order?
10. Who's really in charge at the White House? (Does the USAF know NOW?)
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posted by Cosa Nostradamus @ 10/05/2004 06:43:00 PM
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