GRIMY RHYMES

FILTHY LIMERICKS

Dirty Ditties

There was a young student from Boston,
Who drove around town in an Austin.
There was room for his ass
and a gallon of gas.
But his balls hung way out and he lost 'em

In the garden of Eden lay Adam
Complacently stroking his madam.
He was loud with mirth
For he knew that on earth
There were only two balls and he had'em.

There once was a lad from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it."

There was a young fellow named Jean
Built a GREAT masturbation machine
Concave or convex
It would fit either sex
But the thing was a bastard to clean

Let us all tip our hats to the Persians
Whom we note for their kinky diversions
They make love all day
In the usual way
And save up the nights for perversions

There was a young lass from Mauritius,
Who thought her last shag was delicious,
but she said, "Next time,chum,
it'll be up the bum,
because that spot on your dick looks suspicious!"

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
(the Unibomber)

There once was a Malibu peasant,
Who thought gerbil-stuffing was pleasant.
When stuffed up his rectum,
They were bound to infect him
And his buttocks became incandescent.

Young Brother Ignatius the Gracious
Kept harems of Asians curvaceous
The Abbot would visit
For humpings illicit
Remarking, "Good Geishas, Ignatius."

There was a young damsel named Baker
Who was poked in a pew by a Quaker.
He yelled, "My God! just what
Do you call this - a twat?
Why the entrance is more than an acre!"

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