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Friday, January 14, 2005

MY BEAUTIFUL AA MEETING


GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO FUCK UP THE ASSHOLES WHO NEED IT


I Got Yer Serenity Prayer Right HERE, Asshole!



Hi. I'm George, and I'm an alcoholic.


--Hi, George.--


I've been sober for, uh, one week. That's seven days, right? Heh, heh, heh.


Anyways, I had some tough times last week. Tough times. Somebody left a TV on at the White... --er, in my home, and I happened to see some pitchers from Iraq. It was hard. Lotta good people dyin' over there. It's hard. Children, too. It's hard...


So, anyways, the TV said I was responsible. I took off on a drunk like you wouldn't believe! Heck, I've never been responsible for anything in my life! I just needed a drink, right then. It was hard.


So, anyways, I'm goin' to make amends. To my limo driver, Manuel. Apparently, I deported his whole family, while I was drunk and all. Turns out his family's been in Texas longer than mine. Heh, heh, heh.


So, that's it. I just don't watch TV, no more. Unless Karl or Mr. Cheney says to. It's hard.


Oh, by the way, you'll all be goin' to Guantanamo, till after Jeb's appointed President. Two words for ya: Bring. Sunscreen. Heh, heh, heh.


Take 'em, boys.







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8 Comments:

Blogger cul said...

hahahahaqhaha...that's hysterical! You've got em down pat...heh heh heh.

4:57 PM, January 15, 2005  
Blogger Cosa Nostradamus said...

Really creeps me out when he does that.

5:31 PM, January 15, 2005  
Blogger cul said...

yeah me too...reminds me of an evil Howdy Doody.

7:14 PM, January 15, 2005  
Blogger Mick said...

You mean, like, Chucky? There is a resemblance now that you mention it....

10:49 PM, January 16, 2005  
Blogger Karlo said...

Does this mean free trips to Cuba? OOh. The rum. The dancing. The jazz. When do we go?

6:58 AM, January 17, 2005  
Blogger Cosa Nostradamus said...

The slow-boat to Gitmo leaves in the dead of night, from an undisclosed location. Contact Homeland Security for information and reservations.


I always thought Dubya actually was Alfred E. Newman...

2:57 PM, January 22, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

excellent.

weblackey

7:52 AM, January 23, 2005  
Blogger Cosa Nostradamus said...

Thank you, O Queen of TOYBLOG!

9:10 AM, January 23, 2005  

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