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GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO FUCK UP THE ASSHOLES WHO NEED IT
I Got Yer Serenity Prayer Right HERE, Asshole!
Hi. I'm George, and I'm an alcoholic.
I've been sober for, uh, one week. That's seven days, right? Heh, heh, heh.
Anyways, I had some tough times last week. Tough times. Somebody left a TV on at the White... --er, in my home, and I happened to see some pitchers from Iraq. It was hard. Lotta good people dyin' over there. It's hard. Children, too. It's hard...
So, anyways, the TV said I was responsible. I took off on a drunk like you wouldn't believe! Heck, I've never been responsible for anything in my life! I just needed a drink, right then. It was hard.
So, anyways, I'm goin' to make amends. To my limo driver, Manuel. Apparently, I deported his whole family, while I was drunk and all. Turns out his family's been in Texas longer than mine. Heh, heh, heh.
So, that's it. I just don't watch TV, no more. Unless Karl or Mr. Cheney says to. It's hard.
Oh, by the way, you'll all be goin' to Guantanamo, till after Jeb's appointed President. Two words for ya: Bring. Sunscreen. Heh, heh, heh.
Take 'em, boys.
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