DUBYA BEGS YOUR PARDON: NOT!

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HE CAN ALWAYS JUST PARDON HIMSELF

DISASTROUS OUTGOING CIC DOESN'T SAY HE'S SORRY


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ABC NEWS: DUBYA CONFESSES TO CHARLEY
"Gibson Interviews George W. Bush HQ 12/01"



Regrets, He's Had A Few, But He Did It HIS Way!

TEXT OF BUSH NON-APOLOGY

"First of all, I just wanna say that I have never done nothing wrong, not on purpose, not legalistically, not really, heh-heh, heh-heh. If I ever did do somethin' wrong, I'd just get borned agin, cuz it worked like a charmer the first couple times. I mighta never made Guvner without it, heh-heh, heh-heh.

I do have one or two little rugrits. I rugrit not havin' any interns. Didn't know I could. Laura said it was ee-legal. Fool me once, what a shame, fool me twice, there ya go ag'in. Probly saved me from gittin' runned over, like her last guy. Heh-heh.

The only other thing was Eye-rack. I don't rugrit all the dead and wounded American soldier: They got their paycheck and bonus. I don't rugrit all them so-called million of dead Eye-rackee. They're the evil-doer, right? The enemy? With the rag-hat? Mm-hm.

As to the economy, well, I'm real sorry a lot of yawl has lost yer jobs cuz a' the war. Maybe you coulda join the Army. Or, better yet, the Air National Guard. You cain't git shot there, take my words for it. Well, now, don't TAKE 'em. Jus' try'n remember 'em. Write 'em on yer hand, that's what I do. See: "NUCULERATE RUSHA." Shoot, I forgot to do that. Guess I'll leave it for the colored guy.

So that just leaves them derned Dubya Em Dees they named after me. We shoulda named 'em Cheney Em Dees er Colin Powell Em Dees. But that sounds too medicational, I guess. Anyway, we forgot to bring some to Eye-rack, so we couldn't find any over there. I tole them generals ta brang some, but I guess they plumb fergot. So I had a couple staff-sergeants tortured, pretty much ever' day for the last six years. It's good clean fun. No worse than Skull & Bones. I got the DVDs. Mr. Cheney says make sure'n don't leave 'em behind fer that colored fella. Yawl watch "24"? They torture all the time on there, an' it works, tell you whut. They had a colored President too. Look how that turned out. Heh-heh.

So, I didn't do nothing wrong that can be proved any more. But I officially pardon me, anyhoo. An ever'body else, too. The end.

Are we done here? Jesus Christ, I need me a goddamn drink!"

REUTERS
"Bush calls flawed Iraq intelligence biggest regret"
No regrets about the war itself, just the lame excuse for it. And he would have gone anyway, with or without WMDs or 9/11.

' President George W. Bush said the biggest regret of his presidency was flawed intelligence that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction and told ABC "World News" in an interview airing on Monday that he was unprepared for war when he took office. "The biggest regret of all the presidency has to have been the intelligence failure in Iraq. A lot of people put their reputations on the line and said the weapons of mass destruction is a reason to remove Saddam Hussein," Bush said. But he declined to speculate on whether he would have gone to war if the intelligence had said Iraq did not possess weapons of mass destruction. "That's an interesting question. That is a do-over that I can't do," Bush said, according to excerpts from the recent ABC interview at Camp David. Pulling U.S. forces out of Iraq before the appropriate time would have compromised his principles, he said. "It was a tough call, particularly, since a lot of people were advising for me to get out of Iraq, or pull back in Iraq," he said. '

USA TODAY
"Bush: 'I was unprepared for war'"
That was Cheney's job.

' President Bush made some interesting comments about his readiness to command the country in wartime and his regrets about the intelligence that his administration relied on before the invasion of Iraq. He also said the 2008 election, which delivered the White House to Democrat Barack Obama, "was a repudiation of Republicans." Here's an excerpt from the interview with Charles Gibson of World News: GIBSON: What were you most unprepared for? BUSH: Well, I think I was unprepared for war. In other words, I didn't campaign and say, "Please vote for me, I'll be able to handle an attack." In other words, I didn't anticipate war. '

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