SOYLENT GREEN IS WHITE PEOPLE!!!
PICTURES PROVE: OBAMACARE LEGALISES CANNIBALISM
WHITE WOMEN WILL BE EATEN FIRST
Recycling Takes A Nasty Turn
It turns out the Birthers & Deathers were both right: Barack Obama is in fact an African, from a cannibalistic tribe near Mount Kilimanjaro, and Obamacare does include "death panels." But the meat will not be wasted. Citing new levels of hunger in America, and an overpopulation of Caucasoids in the Red States, liberal Democrats in Congress have included a secret provision in their pending healthcare legislation that could cut the population of all Republican-majority States by up to half over the next twenty years. The resulting human remains will be processed in the same manner as cows, sheep and pigs who have fallen ill, and mixed with soybeans and lentils to make a tasty treat known as Soylent Green™, prepared as veggiemeaty™-loaf and veggiemeaty™-burgers.
President Obama has taken to the town hall circuit across the country to push his healthcare plan. He denies categorically the inclusion in the legislation of any provisions aimed at marginalizing or nutritionalising conservatives. "This is a bipartisan bill: Everyone will be eated trequally, er, treated equally." Chief spokesman for the White Community, Newt Gingrich could not be reached for comment. His aides claimed that he fell suddenly ill two days ago, and was picked up by a USDA truck. He has not been seen since. The FDA is recommending that all shipments of pork-flavored crackers be withdrawn from store shelves.
This blog has obtained comic strips which prove conclusively that Barack Obama is an alien being from another galaxy who came to Earth during the era of the "Counter-Culture," landing in Africa, searching for human flesh to feed on. We have them right here in this envelope we are holding in our hands...
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4 Comments:
Soylent Green, one of my favorite movies. Edward G Robinson at the end watching his dream of what America used to be right. How prophetic and how wonderful that all the crazy and old and sick and annoying people, that drag us down, will now be used to feed the hungry masses. YEA!!! The only thing is, don't let them use Sarah. She wouldn't be very appetizing
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Definitely not Sarah or Newt: Both are toxic. They should, by rights, carry warning labels.
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When it comes to junkfood, there's nothing like BBQ'd pork rinds. I would rather it be Karl Rove on the table than Edward G Robinson...G:
Bhahahahahahahahaha!consup
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I wouldn't actually feed Republicans to a dog, even a dog I didn't like. Sharks, though...
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