FAMOUS MUSLIM AMERICANS
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OVERLOOKED IN THE HISTORY BOOKS
MANY CONCEALED THEIR ISLAMIC FAITH OUT OF FEAR OF A SECTARIAN BACKLASH
Others Simply Abandoned Mahometanism For Political Or Financial Gain
It's a shameful chapter in our nation's history: Prominent people were once ashamed or afraid to reveal that they were Koran-carrying followers of Allah, fellow-travelers with Busta Rhymes and Q-Tip, "falafel-eaters" and "pita-benders"! Today of course, even the President of the United States can be a Muslim, secret or not. Many Americans may not be ready for this. And the worst of it is, head transplants are not covered by their private health insurance. It seems ignorance and prejudice are pre-existing conditions which can only be cured by Obamacare.
TOP TEN MUSLIM AMERICANS:
How Many Others Can YOU Name?
1. Christopher Al-Qolumbus
2. Ali Henry Hudson
3. Thomas Bashir-Jefferson
5. Osama Bin Franklin
4. Ibrahim Lincoln
6. Buffalo Bill Kaddafi
7. George Ibn Cohan
8. Al-Izabet Kadi Stanton
9. Madonna
10. Harriet Beecher Hussein (nee Stowe)
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OVERLOOKED IN THE HISTORY BOOKS
MANY CONCEALED THEIR ISLAMIC FAITH OUT OF FEAR OF A SECTARIAN BACKLASH
Others Simply Abandoned Mahometanism For Political Or Financial Gain
It's a shameful chapter in our nation's history: Prominent people were once ashamed or afraid to reveal that they were Koran-carrying followers of Allah, fellow-travelers with Busta Rhymes and Q-Tip, "falafel-eaters" and "pita-benders"! Today of course, even the President of the United States can be a Muslim, secret or not. Many Americans may not be ready for this. And the worst of it is, head transplants are not covered by their private health insurance. It seems ignorance and prejudice are pre-existing conditions which can only be cured by Obamacare.
TOP TEN MUSLIM AMERICANS:
How Many Others Can YOU Name?
1. Christopher Al-Qolumbus
2. Ali Henry Hudson
3. Thomas Bashir-Jefferson
5. Osama Bin Franklin
4. Ibrahim Lincoln
6. Buffalo Bill Kaddafi
7. George Ibn Cohan
8. Al-Izabet Kadi Stanton
9. Madonna
10. Harriet Beecher Hussein (nee Stowe)
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Labels: American History, fractured fairy tales; it's just a joke stupid, hate-mongers, hatred, Islam, Muhammadanism, Muslims, Prejudice, religion, Republican scum, sectarianism
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posted by Cosa Nostradamus @ 9/05/2009 12:01:00 AM
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Don't forget Fran Qu'alin De'ali na'Roosvelt and Jemmah Q'arter! What a sham the American press was in the 1930s, when it refused to publicise photos of na'Roosevelt sitting in his wheelchair, wearing his turban.
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Yup. Today, our media is at last liberated from all such bourgeois constraints as "good taste," "common decency," "human feelings," "truth, justice & the American way," or "fiction vs. non-fiction." It's a new dusk!
Ed Wadi Al-Murro would have been proud.
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