BIRDBRAINS OF A FEATHER?

Sinead O'Connor and George "Dubya" Bush have something in common, judging by today's news. They don't like to be criticized. I don't blame them. That's why I've never become a bald pop star, or the leader of the free world. (And, if it's so free, why does everyone keep sending me BILLS???)

Poor li'l Shinny took out an advert (that's what they call them over there) in the Irish Examiner begging people to quit rankin' on her. Bush just called his friends at FOXnews and gave them their talking points. Do they actually think that'll work? All I can do is say "SHUT THE FUCK UP," when people call me a nut or a liar, or whatever. I don't know; maybe I should have become a bald pop-star, or the leader of the so-called free world. Then I could afford to run full-page ads in the newspaper, or order news-lackeys around. Wonder if it's too late to change careers?

Maybe I could combine the two, and become the bald, singing leader of the free world. Would anyone DARE mock me then? If they did, I could write nasty songs about them, and bomb their country into the Stone Age. Or the Beatles Age. Or the RAMONES AGE!!! YEAH!!!
Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours a day-ay-ay
I wanna be SEDATED!

SINEAD
DUBYA

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