HERE'S TO MASS MURDER
WAR IS GOOD BUSINESS
INVEST YOUR CHILDREN
Today, We Celebrate Legal Human Slaughter
I know. It's supposed to be about the veterans. But who gives a fuck about them, really? Baby killers! A bunch of pathetic losers, right? High-school dropouts. Hillbillies and slum-dwellers. Crack-heads and junkies. Old guys in field jackets begging on street-corners. Even older guys in silly hats saluting whoever's President like he's an object of worship, with TEARS in their bleary old eyes. HAH!!! Let's get this straight: Vets are just idiots who couldn't get out of the draft, sent to do our murdering for us, wherever it needs doing.
Jeez, imagine if your DAUGHTER came home with a freakin' VETERAN???!!! Better a black guy, if he was a lawyer or a doctor, right? I don't know why they send these scumbags home at all. Who wants to see cannon-fodder after it's been shot, right? Like that McCain guy. I hear he had an illegitimate kid by some COLOURED woman! And John "The Biggest Loser Of All Time" Kerry. Typical flip-flopping Vet! Right? It's like Rush says: You can never be too right. You don't see PRESIDENTS serving in the military! 'Nuff said.
Let's just dispense with this "holiday." We don't even get a three-day weekend out of it. Let those old bums smoke their poppies, or whatever they do the rest of the year. Dismantle the VA, too. It's just welfare for war heroes. Enough, already. GET A JOB, you parasites! You used up enough of our tax dollars on bullets and stuff. It's OUR money!
So, no more glorification of war. Or, warriors, anyway. (Some "warriors"! Most of the guys at my health spa could kick their wounded, crippled asses!) Soon, we'll have clones, robots, space-based death-rays, and automated tanks, ships and planes doing all our dirty work. Anything else can be outsourced to those little brown people, so we don't have to let them in our country any more. It's a brave new world, WITHOUT Veterans Day!
I'm Paul Wolfowitz, and I approved this message.
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