NEO-CONSERVATIVE HATRED OF THE UN DICTATES NON-COOPERATION IN TSUNAMI AID
BUSH PLANS TO TALK ABOUT ORGANIZING A COALITION TO EXAMINE OPTIONS FOR POSSIBLE RELIEF EFFORTS, SOME DAY...
WE'LL GET BACK TO YA...
SOME TIME NEXT YEAR...
NGO's, Charities Horrified As Bush Clumsily AttemptsTo Re-Invent The Wheel, Wasting Time And Precious Lives
The UN has this thing that they use, have used for many years, to coordinate the efforts of various aid groups in various countries doing a variety of emergency tasks in grave disasters. It works. It prevents duplication of efforts, waste of resources, and neglect of real needs for aid. But the Repukelickins don't like the UN. It's full of OTHER countries, when we all know there's only one REAL country on Earth, right, good buddy? Come, on, Nashville, cut us a big hit on this one:
THE BALLAD OF DUBYA'S TSUNAMI
(to the tune of some pick-up truck commercial...)
We don't care if they starve and die
We don't care if the children cry,
We don't care if the world asks why,
If they won't do it the AMERICAN Way
If they won't do it the American WAY!!!!!
It's boot-skootin' FUN, Yawl!
Dubya knows what's best for us
Dubya's the one thats a-drivin' the bus
Dubya don't like to raise no fuss
Just be sure you do it all our way
Do it the AMURIKKKAN WAY!!!
Lynch, 'em BAWS!
Let the UN go to HELL!
Let them dark Asian bodies smell
Aint no darkies ever can tell
How to do things the American way!
Not tomorrow, damn sure not today
NO BLACK HELICOPTERS OVER BUSH'S TIN FOILED HEAD
"Bush 'Undermining UN with Aid Coalition'"
DUBYA: "I DID IT MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WAY!"
"Relief Agencies Concerned about Wasted Tsunami Aid"
JEB BUSH BEGINS RUN FOR PREZ, OVER DEAD ASIAN BODIES
"Bush to Send Delegation to Asian Tsunami Region"
JANUARY ELEVENTH, 2005!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"U.S. Will Join EU in Tsunami Aid Conference, Official Says"
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