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SUCKIN' ON A GLASS TEAT
AIN'T NO MILK IN THERE, BROTHER
Still, The Couchpotatorati Nurse On
It's been about twelve years now since the writers went on strike against their oppressive Hollywood masters in TV-Land. Oh, you hadn't noticed? Well, it's not like most of the scripts, where they even had scripts, were all that memorable.
So, they finally ran out of canned television, and the public began to starve for entertainment. Many clamoured for the rapacious Suits to settle, and pay the creators what they were due. Still others whined that they themselves were making doodly-squat at Walmart, et elsewhere, and nobody outside of professional sports should make more. After all, these writers don't do no actual physical labor, like us'n's.
It's funny that these no-brainers even recognize that their television is not producing the same quality of sustenance as before the strike. It's even funnier that they demand that these writers who do no work get back to work, and give the no-brainers a reason to live again, without compensation. Maybe we need a few reality series about brain-work, to show the no-brainers who puts not only fantasies on the telly, but food on their table. Lord knows it ain't them. They couldn't figure out a cow.
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SUCKIN' ON A GLASS TEAT
AIN'T NO MILK IN THERE, BROTHER
Still, The Couchpotatorati Nurse On
It's been about twelve years now since the writers went on strike against their oppressive Hollywood masters in TV-Land. Oh, you hadn't noticed? Well, it's not like most of the scripts, where they even had scripts, were all that memorable.
So, they finally ran out of canned television, and the public began to starve for entertainment. Many clamoured for the rapacious Suits to settle, and pay the creators what they were due. Still others whined that they themselves were making doodly-squat at Walmart, et elsewhere, and nobody outside of professional sports should make more. After all, these writers don't do no actual physical labor, like us'n's.
It's funny that these no-brainers even recognize that their television is not producing the same quality of sustenance as before the strike. It's even funnier that they demand that these writers who do no work get back to work, and give the no-brainers a reason to live again, without compensation. Maybe we need a few reality series about brain-work, to show the no-brainers who puts not only fantasies on the telly, but food on their table. Lord knows it ain't them. They couldn't figure out a cow.
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