HUMP DAY UPDATES

RELATIVE BREAST AND PENIS SIZE SHRINK

MANKIND MAY BECOME EXTINCT
Science Says Run For Your Lives!

People in U.S. a little taller, a lot heavier



FLORIDA ELECTIONS CHIEF NEARLY KILLED BY SELTZER

CONGRESSWOMAN, TWO CENTS PLAIN ENOUGH FOR YOU?
Lying, Cheating, Election-Stealing Republican Almost Gets Egg-Creamed

Police: Driver Tried to Run Over Katherine Harris



LATE SCORES FROM THE CONTINENT

DEMOCRACY 1, FASCISM 0
EU Chief Forced To Withdraw Sexist Homophobe For Justice Minister

New EU chief backs down to avoid all-out crisis

BOOK 'EM DANNO: FELONY SPAM

CYBERPUNKS NOT FEELING LUCKY
Hangin's Too Good Fer 'Em!!!

Three on Trial in Loudoun in Felony Spam Case



HOBITTSES!!!

MIDDLE EARTH WAS IN INDONESIA?
Wouldn't They Drink Java, Instead Of Tea?

Remains of New Species of Hobbit-Sized Human Found

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