THE EXCUSE PRESIDENT

DUBYA SETS YET ANOTHER BAD PRECEDENT

Is This How He Got Out Of Vietnam? And The National Guard? And Prison?

"WELL, CLINTON DONE IT TOO!!!" That's the nauseatingly familiar Republican refrain, in response to any new infamy on the part of their idiot-god, Dubya. But this is new territory: A new low, even for this closet- alcoholic, coke- sniffing, draft- dodging, drunk- driving deserter. Even that Republican- In- Democrats- Clothing Bill Clinton never turned his back willfully and maliciously on millions of sick, starving, homeless children. (Unless you count "Welfare Reform"...)

Dubya did turn his back, offering the tsunami-victim children only lame, petulant excuses for his inexcusable failures to act: "My Pet Goat," all over again. Even as Dubya sat stupidly, reading a kiddie book while the World Trade Center Towers came down, now he "cuts brush" in psuedo- shitkickerville, for his cow- poke image, while thousands die, and millions more fall deeper into mortal peril every single minute that he denies, delays, obfuscates, schucks and jives.

This is Conservative Moral Responsibility at its finest, when it REALLY counts. This is Convenience Christianity, a cheap, fast- food religion where you're completely rehabilitated, no matter what horrors you've committed, just by claiming you're "Born Again." You don't have to DO a motherfucking thing: Just go around smarmily announcing you are "Born Again." Anyone who doesn't laugh in your smug, ridiculous face must be "Born Again" too, and in on the joke.

But it's no joke to the millions suffering while Nero Bush fiddles around in Crawdad, Texass. Or to the rest of the entire fucking planet, looking on horrified as the world plunges into a tsunami rudderless, without anyone at the wheel, only a sniveling lifelong coward and innate asshole who finally pretends to care, a week too late to matter. Whatever happened to "Good Acts," Dumbya?

130,000 dead? Millions homeless, sick, hungry, thirsty? Shit-fire, Dubya, we's awn VACATION! FUCKEM!!! Wee-haw!!!! See y'all NEXT month, at thuh IN-O-GUR-RAY-SHIN! BYOB!

(Now do you see why it MATTERS who's President?)

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