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Thursday, June 28, 2007

UNIVERSE EXPANDING, IQ SHRINKING

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SCIENTISTS CALL IT THE "BIG STOOPIT BANG"


A Long Time Ago In A Universe Far, Far Away


No, wait, it was
this universe, yesterday.




OH MY GOD, I TRIED TO WARN THEM...


DON'T. EAT. BOOTY.


But They Went Ahead And Ate The Booty, Anyway


You might think the name alone w ould serve as ample warning. But
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"Booty recall after 50 get sick"




THE WHITE HOUSE TAPES, 2007 EDITION:


[Cheney] "NOW THAT WE'RE FINISHED SHREDDING THE CONSTITUTION..."


[Bush] "GOLLY, WUD'N'IT FUN DESTROYING AMERICA'S SHINING IMAGE IN THE WORLD"


[Rove] "Hey, Dubya, Now Let's Wipe Out Our National Symbol, Too! Woo-Hoo! Texas Eagle BBQ!"


"Bald eagles still face threat to their habitat"

"Feds no longer consider Ariz. eagles endangered"

"Statement by the President"




WHO ORDERED THIS SHIT, AGAIN!


" 'GIRL POWER' AT 30+"


Stupid People Love Music, Too
(Unfortunately, their music always SUCKS!)

"Spice Girls reunite for world tour"

"Wannabe"




AUSTRALIA LEGALIZES BITCHACIDE


AMERICANS RESPONDS BY ORGANIZING NEW PACIFIC CHARTERS


"Killabitch Oz Travel" Fills Gap Left By Shutdown Of "Fuckakid Thai Tours"


"Man acquitted of murdering girlfriend"




I THINK I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH THESE DAWGS!


WAIT, HOW DOES A DOG... ?


---Oh; Never Mind . . .


"Sniffer Dogs Urinate on Luggage & Sexually Harass Females - And Get Fired!"




YAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!


AVAST, ME HARDIES!


But Why Not Gay Nations? Are They PRO-Pirate? Are THEY The Pirates???


"Strait nations urged not to relax piracy vigil "

"Rum, Sodomy & The Lash: The Cartoon"

"Fight against pirates has historical echoes"

"Family fun: Argh! 'Tis a true tale"

"Piracy fears for missing ship"

"Libya: The One “Ingleezi” I would have Liked to Meet"

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