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A THOUSAND POINTS OF DARKNESS

CHILD-TRAFFICKING FLOURISHES IN WAKE OF TSUNAMI

Really, It's Just Adam Smith's Cold, Clammy Invisible Hand Of The Market. Capitalism, You Know?

Yeah. I heard about this on NPR today. Apparently, a ship, a black freighter, sailed into the bay, and took all the children, took them away. So, has a portal opened straight to Hell, somewhere in Indonesia, recently? How do I call Buffy? (We miss ya, Buff'.)

The really sad thing is, the kid-pirates got there before the Marines. By Ayn Rand! The human capacity for evil never ceases to amaze me! Why, enlightened self-interest has travelled around the world before human decency has got its' boots on! [chuckle]

"Enter child trafficking"



BUSH GIVES NOTHING TO TSUNAMI VICTIMS

SENDS DAD OUT TO PANHANDLE FROM US

Leadership By Example: A Thousand Points Of Light In Action

This is why this charity shit doesn't work: The rich are CHEAP! And the rest of us are broke. Still, we gave. Millions. Bush didn't. Ain't he just a moral mothafucka? Don't he set a fuckin' TONE? What a compassionate conservative! He done sho' nuff brung him some MORAL VALUES tuh Warshenden! A real CHRISTIAN in the White House, at LAST! HALLELUJAH!!!

"Bush himself plans to make a personal donation but has not done so yet."



CIA WASTING TOO MUCH TIME ON TERRORISM

NEW BUSH MAN ENDS DAILY TERROR BRIEFING

Director Of Central Intelligence Porter Goss Likes To Get Home In Time For "Jeopardy"

So. This was the problem, all along. HERE'S why we needed a new head of the CIA, why we had to REFORM things there, why we needed to get rid of all those flaming "Liberals" over there: We were focusing too MUCH on Bin laden, et al. We needed more of a zen archer approach: Aim blindfolded. Excellent, grasshopper! Now, tell me: What do you see? Nothing? You mean, the "threat" was bullshit, all along? Bush bombed the World Trade Center? Better take the damned blindfold off, son...

"C.I.A. Chief Names Deputy and Ends Meetings"

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