2012 PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS "P*SSY" OUT
ENSIGN & SANFORD FALL ON THEIR PORK-SWORDS
It's A Sign! The Conservatards Know It's Thuh Ay-Und Tahms! SHA-ZAAAAM!!!
Layers of the Onion: First we had soap-opera "Senator" Mark Ensign pretending his former whore for hire was "blackmailing" him. Now we have dorky cracker *ssh*le Mark Sanford, soon-to-be-former Governor of South Carolina and libertarian loon disappearing for almost a week, then resurfacing in a huge pool of bullsh*t.
First his aides said they didn't know where the State's Chief Executive and Commander of the SC National Guard was. In time of war! Then they said they could contact him, but still didn't know where he was. Then they said he was, get this, HIKING on the Appalachian Trail! How stupid are Southrons, anyhoo, that the Guv's lackeys thought they'd believe that? Next, the wayward CEO resurfaced after his SUV was spotted at the Atlanta airport. He claimed, assininely, that he had been in A-R-G-E-N-T-I-N-A ! ! ! Licking Evita's bones, no doubt. Less than a full day later, the retard who was sued by his own Party for refusing Obama's stimulus funds says, naw, I was eatin' ch*cha! All righty, then! WHAT'S NEXT???!!!
The best part: Both conservative Republican Nevada Senator John Ensign AND conservative Republican South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford called for Bill Clinton's resignation when he was caught cheating. Think they'll resign now that they've BOTH been caught cheating? These are the people you f**king IDIOT conservatards WORSHIP. If only you were smart enough to feel stupid! Could you please go crawl up your own conservative *sses and stay there? Thankee! Much obliged!
"Sanford's only the latest GOP rising star to crash and burn"
Grand Old Pissants.
' A number of potential Republican presidential candidates recently have suffered missteps or other circumstances that threaten to shake up the race long before it formally begins. They range from the most politically lethal — public confession of extramarital affairs — to less serious setbacks, such as a botched speech just as the world was watching, or being tapped to serve in the Obama administration. Each of these incidents underscores the high stakes for a party searching eagerly for a new leader to fight back against the Democrats who control Congress and the White House . '
THE NEVADA APPEAL
"Group says Sen. Ensign violated ethics rules"
Mr. Family values used campaign contributions and/ or taxpayer money to pay his whore, aand her husband, and her child.
' A watchdog group alleged Wednesday that Sen. John Ensign violated the Senate's ethics rules by engaging in an affair with a campaign aide who was married to his administrative assistant, then terminating their employment. Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington also said Ensign, R-Nev., violated ethics and campaign finance rules by failing to report a severance payment to the woman as an in-kind contribution from his campaign or leadership political action committee. Ensign acknowledged last week that he had a consensual affair with a campaign staffer from December 2007 through August 2008. The group followed through Wednesday on an earlier announcement that it would be filing a complaint with the Senate Ethics Committee. While Ensign stressed the word consensual in his disclosure, Melanie Sloan, executive director of the watchdog group, said the ethics committee needs to investigate whether sexual harassment had occurred. She said it's well established that sexual harassment is a form of discrimination that Senate rules don't allow. Sloan also said that payments to the couple involved, Doug and Cynthia Hampton, merited investigation. '
NBC NEWS: WMBF MYRTLE BEACH, SC
"Sanford: Met with mistress on taxpayer funded trip"
"No stimulus money for schools." The Governor needs the money for whores.
' Following Gov. Mark Sanford's tearful confession of cheating on his wife Wednesday, questions continue to surface as to whether Sanford's trips to Buenos Aires were taxpayer-funded. In a public confession among a pool of reporters and photographers at the statehouse, Sanford admitted to seeing the Argentine woman, known only as "Maria," three times over their yearlong affair. Kara Borie, spokeswoman for the South Carolina Department of Commerce, confirmed Thursday afternoon taxpayer money was used to fund a Brazil trade and investment mission in which Sanford was present for on June 21-28, 2008. "A number of the participants from the Brazil trade and investment mission, at the invitation and suggestion of Secretary Taylor and at their own personal expense, went to Cordoba, Argentina, following the Brazil mission to go bird hunting," Borie added. '
(cross-posted at CoffeeHouseStudio by cosanostradamus)
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