LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOLICS

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THE TRUE STATE OF THE ONION

DON'T IT JUST MAKE YA WANNA CRY?

The Ballad Of Dubya Bush

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Bush
a poor excuse for a scrawny horse's tush
And then one day he was drillin' fer some crude
when up from the ground came a feller named Mahmoud
(Arab oilman, that is, Royal House of Saud)

Well the first thing you know brother Jeb's a Governor
so Dubya says, "Hell, I kin dew th' same 'r more!"
Said "Warsh'din DeeCee's the place Ah awta be"
So he loaded up the truck and he moved to Pennsylvanie
(Avenoo, that is: Steno pools, tabloid stars)

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Bush and all his kin
they'd like to thank you kindly for forgettin' Bin Laden
You're all invited back again to this locality
to have a heapin' helpin' of unconstitutionality
(Connecticut Hillbillies, that's what they call 'em now,
War criminals, traitors and ignorant assholes, y'hear?)


AND DON'T COME BACK, YAWL!!!

CUE BANJOS

"Ballad of Jed Clampett" Lyrics by Flatt And Scruggs
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