HELP REBRAND THE GOP

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"REPUBLICAN" IS A BAD WORD, THEY FINALLY REALIZED

THE PARTY OF LINCOLN??? NOT SO MUCH...

So, What Should We Call A Disoriented Group Of So-Called Conservatives?

Pick your favorites. Here's my list. I'd love to see yours. Post or email one, please! Comments are now open to all. We'll see how that goes...

1. Assholes
2. The Grand NEW Party!
3. The Party Formerly Known As Prince
4. Nazi-Lite
5. Venti Soy Mocha Fascisti
6. Zzzz
7. Democratnot
8. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
9. The Confederacy
10. The Greys
11. Old White Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudes
12. McRepublicans
13. Mallwalkers Anonymous
14. I'm Spending My Childrens' Inheritance, or "ISMyCI"
15. New Coke
16. Libertarianish
17. KKKMart
18. The Rush Limbaugh Fan Club
19. Free Lunchers
20. Torii's (with hearts over the "i"'s)
21. Anger, Inc.
22. Haters Anonymous
23. Likud
24. FoxNews
25. Management
26. The Senior Chamber of Commerce
27. The Board of Directors
28. HWA (Honkies With Attitude)
29. HezbaJesus
30. Party Of God (POG)
31. USAUSAUSA
32. Your Father's Oldsmobile
33. Wifebeaters Anonymous
34. Fetal Positions
35. No Gurlz Alowd
36. Let Somebody Else Fight Club
37. UnAmerican Legion
38. Veterans of No Wars
39. The Wall Street Auxiliary
40. Unintelligent Design
41. Notaxachusetts
42. The Deadbeats
43. Hypocrites Much?
44. Closet Queens
45. Liar Liar & Liars
46. Nixonism
47. Bushco
48. Cheney Enterprises
49. The Bull Shit Party
50. Everythinggate
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