THE EXCUSE PRESIDENT

DUBYA SETS YET ANOTHER BAD PRECEDENT

Is This How He Got Out Of Vietnam? And The National Guard? And Prison?

"WELL, CLINTON DONE IT TOO!!!" That's the nauseatingly familiar Republican refrain, in response to any new infamy on the part of their idiot-god, Dubya. But this is new territory: A new low, even for this closet- alcoholic, coke- sniffing, draft- dodging, drunk- driving deserter. Even that Republican- In- Democrats- Clothing Bill Clinton never turned his back willfully and maliciously on millions of sick, starving, homeless children. (Unless you count "Welfare Reform"...)

Dubya did turn his back, offering the tsunami-victim children only lame, petulant excuses for his inexcusable failures to act: "My Pet Goat," all over again. Even as Dubya sat stupidly, reading a kiddie book while the World Trade Center Towers came down, now he "cuts brush" in psuedo- shitkickerville, for his cow- poke image, while thousands die, and millions more fall deeper into mortal peril every single minute that he denies, delays, obfuscates, schucks and jives.

This is Conservative Moral Responsibility at its finest, when it REALLY counts. This is Convenience Christianity, a cheap, fast- food religion where you're completely rehabilitated, no matter what horrors you've committed, just by claiming you're "Born Again." You don't have to DO a motherfucking thing: Just go around smarmily announcing you are "Born Again." Anyone who doesn't laugh in your smug, ridiculous face must be "Born Again" too, and in on the joke.

But it's no joke to the millions suffering while Nero Bush fiddles around in Crawdad, Texass. Or to the rest of the entire fucking planet, looking on horrified as the world plunges into a tsunami rudderless, without anyone at the wheel, only a sniveling lifelong coward and innate asshole who finally pretends to care, a week too late to matter. Whatever happened to "Good Acts," Dumbya?

130,000 dead? Millions homeless, sick, hungry, thirsty? Shit-fire, Dubya, we's awn VACATION! FUCKEM!!! Wee-haw!!!! See y'all NEXT month, at thuh IN-O-GUR-RAY-SHIN! BYOB!

(Now do you see why it MATTERS who's President?)

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NEO-CONSERVATIVE HATRED OF THE UN DICTATES NON-COOPERATION IN TSUNAMI AID

BUSH PLANS TO TALK ABOUT ORGANIZING A COALITION TO EXAMINE OPTIONS FOR POSSIBLE RELIEF EFFORTS, SOME DAY...
MAYBE...
WE'LL GET BACK TO YA...
SOME TIME NEXT YEAR...

NGO's, Charities Horrified As Bush Clumsily AttemptsTo Re-Invent The Wheel, Wasting Time And Precious Lives

The UN has this thing that they use, have used for many years, to coordinate the efforts of various aid groups in various countries doing a variety of emergency tasks in grave disasters. It works. It prevents duplication of efforts, waste of resources, and neglect of real needs for aid. But the Repukelickins don't like the UN. It's full of OTHER countries, when we all know there's only one REAL country on Earth, right, good buddy? Come, on, Nashville, cut us a big hit on this one:

THE BALLAD OF DUBYA'S TSUNAMI
(to the tune of some pick-up truck commercial...)

We don't care if they starve and die
We don't care if the children cry,
We don't care if the world asks why,
If they won't do it the AMERICAN Way
If they won't do it the American WAY!!!!!

It's boot-skootin' FUN, Yawl!

Dubya knows what's best for us
Dubya's the one thats a-drivin' the bus
Dubya don't like to raise no fuss
Just be sure you do it all our way
Do it the AMURIKKKAN WAY!!!

Lynch, 'em BAWS!

Let the UN go to HELL!
Let them dark Asian bodies smell
Aint no darkies ever can tell
How to do things the American way!
Not tomorrow, damn sure not today

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




NO BLACK HELICOPTERS OVER BUSH'S TIN FOILED HEAD

"Bush 'Undermining UN with Aid Coalition'"



DUBYA: "I DID IT MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WAY!"

"Relief Agencies Concerned about Wasted Tsunami Aid"



JEB BUSH BEGINS RUN FOR PREZ, OVER DEAD ASIAN BODIES

"Bush to Send Delegation to Asian Tsunami Region"


JANUARY ELEVENTH, 2005!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"U.S. Will Join EU in Tsunami Aid Conference, Official Says"

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