MEGAN FOX NAKED?
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NUDE! NUDO! DESNUDA! NACKT! NEKKID!
THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL!
THIS WEEK. SO FAR.
WHOM SHALL WE ADORE NEXT WEEK, O MEDIA?
YOUTUBE: GQ
"Megan Fox - GQ Magazine Bikini Photoshoot - October 2008"
The Star-Maker Machinery Cranks Out Another Victim
We can't say we actually know who most of these "stars" are, and we don't want to know. If any of them every makes a record or a movie that's worth a damn, good on them. In the meantime, if they're not coming over to our house to prance around nekkid and perform the usual grotesque erotic services required of all who enter here, then they really don't even exist.
There are six billion people weighing down this planet, and most of them don't exist, as far as we're concerned. Yeah, we know they're out there. They're always jamming up the freeway and running ahead of us to sneak an eleventh item onto the conveyor belt at the express register in the store, or buying up the last tickets when we're next on line for something. They suck. But they're only briefly in our lives, and usually unpleasantly. We don't want to know them.
While we have known a few "celebrities," people who are famous for being famous, or for doing actual stuff, good or bad, important or trivial, we generally avoid their ilk. Their ilk are not our ilk. So we do get sick of being bombarded with their images, their voices, their deeds and misdeeds, and how they "feel" about it all. Who cares?
Evidently, billions of people do care. Celebrity is a growth industry, like cancer; and, much like cancer, it seems to be recession-proof. Every day there are new images of people we don't know being shoved in our faces for no reason. The only escape is to hide indoors and unplug everything. But then we can hear the neighbors' noise, which consists largely of celebrity rhubarb. Apparently, burning down their house is some sort of fire code violation, and may involve fines. Whatever.
The only consolation lies in knowing that nearly everyone the media estrellifies will be dwarfed and/ or nova'ed in a relatively short time. Just look at Christ. Great PR, no security. Or Hannibal. Elephants! Great schtick, bubbie: But is it sustainable? No. Paris Hilton? Next question.
At least Megan Fox is easy to look at. Who knows how much of that is artificial. In another year or two, probably all of her will be a plastic surgeon's work, and not Gawd's. The kids grow up so quickly, these days. One minute they're undergoing their first rhinoplasty, and the next minute they're on their third face-lift. That's life. In Beverly Hills. Thank Gawd we live in a normal middle-American place where all we have to worry about is volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tsunami's, widespread death, destruction and chaos, and the inevitable reversion to cannibalism.
Hey, y'know, there might be a mini-series or a basic-cable movie in that! I wonder if Megan would be interested? Have her people call my people, wouldjya?
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NUDE! NUDO! DESNUDA! NACKT! NEKKID!
THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL!
THIS WEEK. SO FAR.
WHOM SHALL WE ADORE NEXT WEEK, O MEDIA?
YOUTUBE: GQ
"Megan Fox - GQ Magazine Bikini Photoshoot - October 2008"
The Star-Maker Machinery Cranks Out Another Victim
We can't say we actually know who most of these "stars" are, and we don't want to know. If any of them every makes a record or a movie that's worth a damn, good on them. In the meantime, if they're not coming over to our house to prance around nekkid and perform the usual grotesque erotic services required of all who enter here, then they really don't even exist.
There are six billion people weighing down this planet, and most of them don't exist, as far as we're concerned. Yeah, we know they're out there. They're always jamming up the freeway and running ahead of us to sneak an eleventh item onto the conveyor belt at the express register in the store, or buying up the last tickets when we're next on line for something. They suck. But they're only briefly in our lives, and usually unpleasantly. We don't want to know them.
While we have known a few "celebrities," people who are famous for being famous, or for doing actual stuff, good or bad, important or trivial, we generally avoid their ilk. Their ilk are not our ilk. So we do get sick of being bombarded with their images, their voices, their deeds and misdeeds, and how they "feel" about it all. Who cares?
Evidently, billions of people do care. Celebrity is a growth industry, like cancer; and, much like cancer, it seems to be recession-proof. Every day there are new images of people we don't know being shoved in our faces for no reason. The only escape is to hide indoors and unplug everything. But then we can hear the neighbors' noise, which consists largely of celebrity rhubarb. Apparently, burning down their house is some sort of fire code violation, and may involve fines. Whatever.
The only consolation lies in knowing that nearly everyone the media estrellifies will be dwarfed and/ or nova'ed in a relatively short time. Just look at Christ. Great PR, no security. Or Hannibal. Elephants! Great schtick, bubbie: But is it sustainable? No. Paris Hilton? Next question.
At least Megan Fox is easy to look at. Who knows how much of that is artificial. In another year or two, probably all of her will be a plastic surgeon's work, and not Gawd's. The kids grow up so quickly, these days. One minute they're undergoing their first rhinoplasty, and the next minute they're on their third face-lift. That's life. In Beverly Hills. Thank Gawd we live in a normal middle-American place where all we have to worry about is volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tsunami's, widespread death, destruction and chaos, and the inevitable reversion to cannibalism.
Hey, y'know, there might be a mini-series or a basic-cable movie in that! I wonder if Megan would be interested? Have her people call my people, wouldjya?
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