THE LAST DEBATE; LET'S GET PRESIDENTIAL, 2008!
MCCAIN'S LAST STAND, BASED ON CUSTER'S
DESPERATE RACIST DEMAGOGUE WILL TRY ANYTHING TONIGHT
Here's A Preview, And Some Questions
1. SENATOR, MCCAIN, HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT THIS?
mccain: "oh please, please, please'
2. WHY SHOULD AMERICANS VOTE FOR YOU?
mccain: "i... i... i... just need it so BAD..."
3. WHAT WILL YOU DO FIRST, IF ELECTED?
mccain: "anything, my god i'll do ANYTHING, just tell me what you WANT???!!! WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU WANT YOU F*CKING C*NTS???!!!"
4. WHY SHOULD THE VOTERS TRUST YOU, GIVEN THE WAY YOU'VE RUN YOUR CAMPAIGN
mccain: "my friends, i was a p.o.w. i was was a p.o.w., my friends. a p.o.w. . . . my friends."
5. BUT YOUR CAMPAIGN IS IN A CONTINUAL STATE OF DISARRAY: NOBODY SEEMS TO BE IN CHARGE, FROM WEEK TO WEEK, NO ONE SEEMS TO KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT.
mccain: "i know what to do. if you'll just give me another chance. i know what to do."
6. THE POINT IS, IF YOU CAN'T EVEN MANAGE A CAMPAIGN, HOW WILL YOU RUN A GOVERNMENT, A COUNTRY, A PLANET?
mccain: "this planet? are we talking about this planet? is that what this is about?"
7. SENATOR, YOU SEEM LOST, DISORIENTED AT TIMES. IN ALL HONESTY, ARE YOU YOURSELF SURE YOU'RE NOT TOO OLD FOR SUCH A CRITICAL, STRESSFUL JOB? CAN YOU ASSURE US THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY HANDLE THE JOB?
mccain: "is that what you want? i can do that. sure. i'll say that. yes, yes, i can handle it. now can i have the job?"
8. SENATOR, MANY WOULD SAY THAT YOU'VE SHOWN VERY POOR JUDGEMENT IN THIS CAMPAIGN. GIVEN YOUR AGE AND HEALTH RECORD, WAS AN UNTESTED UNKNOWN THE VERY BEST CHOICE FOR VICE-PRESIDENT?
mccain: "who? sarah? gosh we love sarah. so pretty. my precious. yessss my preciousssss.'
9. THERE HAVE EVEN BEEN ALLEGATIONS OF A LACK OF CHARACTER BEING SHOWN BY YOU IN SOME OF YOUR ACTIONS IN THIS CAMPAIGN. HOW DO EXPLAIN THE VIOLENT, RACIST TURN YOUR CAMPAIGN HAS TAKEN?
mccain: "i am from missippi. i don't much like the coloreds. my family owned slaves. we were in the klan. i 'd like to kill that one. should i admit all this? no. i'll just say such allegations are unfair. such allegations are unfair. there i've said it. now i'll smirk. f*ck you. f*ck the media. heh-heh."
10. MR. MCCAIN, DID YOU REALIZE YOU WERE SPEAKING OUT LOUD JUST THEN?
mccain: "i'll try to speak more softly, then, tom, uh, sarah, i mean, dick. your name is dick, bob?"
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