THE WRITTEN TEST FOR KLANSMEN
TWO POINTS FOR VOTING REPUBLICAN
PLUS TWO MORE POINTS FOR DOING WHATEVER GLENN BECK SAYS
Yawl Got You A Ink-Pin?
1. What is the correct answer to this question:
"Say whut? Dew whut?"
2. Where do you put the engine of a 1976 Ford pick-up truck?
a. In the front.
b. In the back.
c. On a tree in your yard.
3. The "Stars & Bars" refers to:
a. One a them snooty Hollywood taverns.
b. Officers in the army.
c. The flag in the back window of your 1976 Ford pick-up truck.
4. "Miscegenation" is:
a. Some sorta Greek food.
b. Illegal in the South.
c. Legal but still carries the death penalty.
d. A bad dream you wake up sticky from.
5. Texas is:
a. A State.
b. A country.
c. A part of Mexico.
d. An oil company.
6. The Constitution is written in:
b. Invisible ink.
7. The Second Amendment:
a. Is a Sixties rock band.
b. Guarantees freedom of armed religion.
c. Authorizes religious armies.
d. All of the above.
8. A Negro President is:
a. A sign of the Apocalypse.
b. UnConstitutional, since it says they're only 3/5ths human.
c. Going to rename the White House the Black House.
d. Target practice.
e. The Republicans' best recruiting tool.
9. The White Race is:
b. Destined to lead.
c. A marathon in Sweden
d. The Klan's target market
e. Just me & you, cuzzin. Huh-huh.
10. Southern culture is:
a. Yoghurt in Antarctica.
b. Athlete's foot.
c. The heritage of all rednecks.
d. Cotton, sorghum and sugar beets.
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