Friday, October 15, 2004

NAKED PIX: LARA FLYNN-BOYLE & FERGIE TOGETHER AT LAST!!!

Weight-Watchers Sues To Stop The Duchess

But who wants these photos? Even for charity, will there ever be buyers for this? Couldn't they get Angelina Jolie or the Bush girls? (I could contribute my Mardi Gras shots of them exposing themselves for cheap necklaces of beads, but I'm saving those for a rainy day.) It's Elton John's charity, so I guess they can't get Madonna.

Now that the immaterial girl's Jewish and all, I'd like to see how her tattoo removals came out. [Scars of a previous trend.] Or, maybe she just got circumcized. (It's a simple procedure, and men much prefer a nice, clean clitoris, free of all smegma.)

The nudie pix will be part of a "photographic project, not just a book." The book is to be called "Four Inches," so I guess Sir Elton will be nude in it, too. I said "I GUESS," OK???!!! He's never even been to Mardi Gras! (Who knows what he'd do for spangley beads?)

"Duchess to bare all for Sir Elton"

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What Kerry SHOULDA said, and still OUGHTTA say:

"Mr. President, perhaps if you'd ever served in a legislature, you might understand how they work. In a democracy, we learn to listen to others, and work with them. Sometimes we have to change our positions, because, God knows, none of us is perfect. Not one of us is always right, no one among us is never wrong. That's something you need to learn, Sir. Arrogance is not a virtue. And your arrogance has cost us friends and won us enemies all over the world."

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"Liberals fight for equal rights for women and minorities. Are you against that, Sir? If not, then you are a liberal. Liberals fight for hard-working people. Are you for that? If so, you must be a liberal. Liberals defend their country with their own blood, not someone else's. Well, we know where you stand on that. And you, Sir, are NO liberal. You don't have the courage it requires, nor the wisdom."

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"We know your record: The DUI, going AWOL, refusing to take a physical, your drug problems. And that was BEFORE you became President, and presided over the loss of millions of jobs, huge tax breaks for the rich, gigantic deficits and homeland insecurity for the rest of us. I'll stand on my record. Can we stand another four years of yours? No."

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"It's hypocritical and dishonest of you to drag Mary Cheney's lesbian status out in your campaign with Dick Cheney, at the same time as you crush her hopes to ever marry. Let the States decide that, Sir, and stop talking out of both sides of your mouth. Once again, it is you who are flip-flopping, and once again, it hurts America. Don't mess with our sacred Constitution, and don't scapegoat Americans for cheap political gain. You should be ashamed. I ask you now to stop this."

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Or words to that effect, not stumbling, bumbling, avoidance and denial of the term. Stop letting these Nazi pricks redefine our great American liberal tradition. Ya shoulda stopped it the other night, Johnny boy!

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