MEDIA IDIOTS NEVER LEARN
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THEY STILL THINK OBAMA NEEDS THEIR ADVICE
WRONG THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE CAMPAIGN, "EXPERTS" START SECOND-GUESSING THE NEW ADMINISTRATION IMMEDIATELY
It Must Be Great To Have A Job You Can't Get Fired From For Screwing Up Every Single Time
Is the Pundit Academy a part of Clown College? Are they wearing gigantic shoes under those network talking-heads desks? If you squeeze their big red noses, will they go "BEEP-BEEP"? Do they stand at attention with their hands over their hearts whenever they hear a calliope? Can you jam them all in a tiny little car and then watch a hundred of them all pop out of it? Do they do childrens' birthday parties? How much do they charge?
Barack Obama is not even a full day old as President-elect, but the boobs on the tube are at it already. Of course we expected the ravening hoard on squawk radio to jump right in and make assh*les of themselves: They have a genetic disorder. It's called "Assh*les' Syndrome." But somehow, we naively assumed that the "serious journalists" and "respected commentators" with actual, if inflated, resumes would slink off for a week or two, in hopes we might all forget how completely and consistently wrong they have been at every single point in this incredibly long campaign.
Nope. They must all have major cash-flow problems, or major ego problems, our talking heads. They couldn't shut up for even one single day. So it behooves us to cut them no slack whatsoever and remind them that yes, every single one of us, the majority of American voters, really was capable of voting for a black man, a Democrat in wartime, a "liberal," a man of "limited" experience, a Chicagoan, a community organizer, et cetera et cetera ad nauseum. And by every single one of us I mean exactly that; including all of us angry white males, suburbanites, blue collar "non-college" types, Southerners, Christians, veterans, military, etc, etc, etc.
Now, I realize that these butt-heads have to earn a living. I understand that all they know how to do is bullsh*t on the teevee. But don't they ever watch themselves? Don't they ever go back and check out their old shows and listen to themselves talking utter and complete bollocks? At long last, have they no freakin' shame?
Nope. Not to judge by the last 24 hours. They're already telling our incredibly successful and politically brilliant new President and his team everything they're doing wrong in their punditty view; and what all they SHOULD be doing according to themselves alone. Do they think the world is just a bathroom mirror, into which they can safely and comfortably spew nonsense for practice, as if no one could hear them? Or do they think we're stupid enough to pay them any mind? They should know by now how Obama treats their output: FLUSH!
I was on a political talk-show once, when I was a kid. The teevee folks turned on the mikes & cameras for half an hour, and then they shut them off. We were yapping for a while before and after they ran the tape. It didn't seem to matter to the teevee folks. They then broadcast that half-hour, in between the other stuff they used to fill the day's broadcast schedule. They really didn't seem to care what we said. It was all just filler. That was public television. On commercial TV, they just have to fill up the empty minutes between advertisements for ass-cream, pimple-cream, youth-cream, etc. Really, a lot of the adverts are better than the most of the shows. Why don't they just show the ads, and eliminate the yapping in between?
Or, hey, pundit-heads why not just SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! Hm?
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THEY STILL THINK OBAMA NEEDS THEIR ADVICE
WRONG THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE CAMPAIGN, "EXPERTS" START SECOND-GUESSING THE NEW ADMINISTRATION IMMEDIATELY
It Must Be Great To Have A Job You Can't Get Fired From For Screwing Up Every Single Time
Is the Pundit Academy a part of Clown College? Are they wearing gigantic shoes under those network talking-heads desks? If you squeeze their big red noses, will they go "BEEP-BEEP"? Do they stand at attention with their hands over their hearts whenever they hear a calliope? Can you jam them all in a tiny little car and then watch a hundred of them all pop out of it? Do they do childrens' birthday parties? How much do they charge?
Barack Obama is not even a full day old as President-elect, but the boobs on the tube are at it already. Of course we expected the ravening hoard on squawk radio to jump right in and make assh*les of themselves: They have a genetic disorder. It's called "Assh*les' Syndrome." But somehow, we naively assumed that the "serious journalists" and "respected commentators" with actual, if inflated, resumes would slink off for a week or two, in hopes we might all forget how completely and consistently wrong they have been at every single point in this incredibly long campaign.
Nope. They must all have major cash-flow problems, or major ego problems, our talking heads. They couldn't shut up for even one single day. So it behooves us to cut them no slack whatsoever and remind them that yes, every single one of us, the majority of American voters, really was capable of voting for a black man, a Democrat in wartime, a "liberal," a man of "limited" experience, a Chicagoan, a community organizer, et cetera et cetera ad nauseum. And by every single one of us I mean exactly that; including all of us angry white males, suburbanites, blue collar "non-college" types, Southerners, Christians, veterans, military, etc, etc, etc.
Now, I realize that these butt-heads have to earn a living. I understand that all they know how to do is bullsh*t on the teevee. But don't they ever watch themselves? Don't they ever go back and check out their old shows and listen to themselves talking utter and complete bollocks? At long last, have they no freakin' shame?
Nope. Not to judge by the last 24 hours. They're already telling our incredibly successful and politically brilliant new President and his team everything they're doing wrong in their punditty view; and what all they SHOULD be doing according to themselves alone. Do they think the world is just a bathroom mirror, into which they can safely and comfortably spew nonsense for practice, as if no one could hear them? Or do they think we're stupid enough to pay them any mind? They should know by now how Obama treats their output: FLUSH!
I was on a political talk-show once, when I was a kid. The teevee folks turned on the mikes & cameras for half an hour, and then they shut them off. We were yapping for a while before and after they ran the tape. It didn't seem to matter to the teevee folks. They then broadcast that half-hour, in between the other stuff they used to fill the day's broadcast schedule. They really didn't seem to care what we said. It was all just filler. That was public television. On commercial TV, they just have to fill up the empty minutes between advertisements for ass-cream, pimple-cream, youth-cream, etc. Really, a lot of the adverts are better than the most of the shows. Why don't they just show the ads, and eliminate the yapping in between?
Or, hey, pundit-heads why not just SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! Hm?
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Labels: 2008 Campaign, Barack Obama, commentators, consistently wrong advice, Democratic, media, new Administration, President-Elect, pundits, STFU, talking heads, transition, unsolicited advice
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