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Monday, May 21, 2007

ALOHA, ALOHA STATE

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CANARY IN THE COAL MINE


The Price Of Paradise May Be More Than We Thought.



As an island nation, er, State, Hawaii is particularly vulnerable to the Bushies' evil global warming plot. Like nudnik Bond villains, Bushco seems intent on drowning us all. Inch by inch, year by year, as Bush allows the greenhouse gases to build up, the polar ice caps are melting, and the seas are rising. Other Pacific Island nations have already begun to disappear. Even some of the highest mountains in the world, like Mauna Kea, are mostly below sea level. As that level rises, we are caught between the ocean and the mountains on ever-diminishing habitable lands that are already over-crowded. If Bushites are not removed from power, and kept out of it forever, our world, here in Hawaii, will be destroyed.


Even redneck Texas and Florida, wholly owned subsidiaries of Bushco, are at risk. Most of the "Sunshine State" is within a few feet of sea-level. Much of the "Shitkicker State" is too. In fact, a lot of the world's population lives at or near sea level, or on rivers, lakes and streams. That's where the water comes from, of course. We can't live without it. But we can't live in it; unless Bushco hopes to reverse recent liberal advances that have deprived us of not only our Biblical values, but our gills. Maybe Bushco is working on some sort of neoconservative genetic engineering that will turn back the evolutionary clock by at least 6,000 years? (Better make that 400 million.)


Anyway, we'll see it all first here in the "Aloha State." We'll have a front row seat, until the ocean washes it away. Don't worry, we'll keep you posted. We'll even send you an actual postcard from Hawaii: "Having a wonderful time! Wish you were here. Wish there was a here, here. Glugglugluglug."


"Warming signs seen stressing state's growth"

"Rising sea levels threaten small Pacific island nations"

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Rednecks + Gun-Nuts + Jesus-Freaks + Big Awl = BUSHCO



IGNORANCE IS CONTAGIOUS

Thank heaven for little girls. Until they grow up and start having sex, in which case they should die of cancer.

"States Balk at Cancer Vaccine Mandate"


ONE LITTLE TWO LITTLE THREE LITTLE IDIOTS

OK, so when does the two-headed Cheneyrovemonster controlling "our" President get the boot?

"May 20: Gonzales likely to resign before no-confidence vote"
"Wolfowitz, World Bank just didn't fit"
"Novak: Former Rove aide seeks immunity to testify in House Abramoff probe"
"Immunity for Cheney, others sought in Plame case"


CHANGING OF THE REAR GUARD

Eye of Newt sees evil at Falwell farewell.

"Gingrich gives salute to Falwell"


NRA SCORECARD

Gunmen in the news, just this week

"SEARCH GOOGLE NEWS: +(+"SHOOTING")"


GAS PAINS

Big Awl creates another phony shortage (Thanks, Dubya!)

"Refinery down time being felt at pump"


YOU DO KNOW DIDDLEY

Blues for an R&B legend, author of "Who Do You Love," "I'm A Man," "Mona."

"Bo Diddley has stroke in Council Bluffs"

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