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"Obama Slams Retarded Children on the Jay Leno Show"
Well, it's not like they vote, is it? Not Democrat, any way.


BIZARRE, FUNNY, RUDE, WEIRD, UNBELIEVABLE, DISTASTEFUL NEWS & VIEWS OF CURRENT EVENTS

YOUTUBE
"Busty Teacher Strip Tease! Big Up Front and Very HOT!"
Is your child's teacher moonlighting as a stripper? Give her a RAISE! No, not that kind of raise, you PERV!


And In News Of Naked Women Dancing For More Money Than You'll Ever Earn With Your Clothes ON

LA TIMES
"Not bowled over by Obama's Special Olympics joke"
Only a freakin' RETARD would say somethin' like that!

' While appearing on "The Tonight Show" to tout his economic plan, Obama -- who famously rolled a gutter ball while trying to woo primary voters last year -- told Leno that he had been practicing in the White House bowling alley and recently scored an unimpressive 129. "It's like -- it was like Special Olympics or something," the president said, prompting laughter from the audience. '

YAHOO NEWS
"More women needing cash go from jobless to topless"
$300,000. When will this oppression of women end?

' For some, dancing is temporary, a way to pay for college loans or other bills. Others say they've found their niche. Dancers at the upscale Rick's Caberet clubs in New York City and Miami can make $100,000 to $300,000 a year — in cash — even with the economic downturn, club spokesman Allan Priaulx said. Priaulx said 20 to 30 women a week are applying for jobs at the New York club, double the number of a year ago. '

YAHOO NEWS
"Hardline Saudi clerics urge TV ban on women, music"
So, I guess stripping is out of the question?

' A group of Saudi clerics urged the kingdom's new information minister on Sunday to ban women from appearing on TV or in newspapers and magazines, making clear that the country's hardline religious establishment is skeptical of a new push toward moderation. In a statement, the 35 hardline clergymen also called on Abdel Aziz Khoja, who was appointed by King Abdullah on Feb. 14, to prohibit the playing of music and music shows on television. '

MCCLATCHY
"Israeli soldiers say army rabbis framed Gaza as religious war"
And in other religious sanity news.

' Rabbis affiliated with the Israeli army urged troops heading into Gaza to reclaim what they said was God-given land and "get rid of the gentiles" — effectively turning the 22-day Israeli intervention into a religious war, according to the testimony of a soldier who fought in Gaza. Literature passed out to soldiers by the army's rabbinate "had a clear message — we are the people of Israel , we came by a miracle to the land of Israel , God returned us to the land, now we need to struggle to get rid of the gentiles that are interfering with our conquest of the land," the soldier told a forum of Gaza veterans in mid-February, just weeks after the conflict ended. A transcript of the testimony given at an Israeli military academy at the Oranim college on Feb. 13 was obtained on Friday by McClatchy and also published in Haaretz , one of Israel's leading dailies. The soldier, identified as "Ram," a pseudonym to protect his identity, gave a scathing description of the atmosphere as the Israeli army went to war. "The general atmosphere among people I spoke to was . . . the lives of Palestinians are . . . let's say far, far less important from the lives of our soldiers," Ram said. The religious literature gave "the feeling of almost a religious mission," he said. '

REUTERS
"WTC developer seeks government financial aid: report"
Public financing of private greed is "in the public interest"? How 'bout just a memorial and a new, one & only green public park downtown? Would that be in the public interest, more than another mega-monument to greed and a target for terrorism? Hm? *ssh*les? Ok, not funny. *ssh*les.

' The private developer redeveloping New York's World Trade Center site, destroyed in the September 11 attacks, has asked the government for financial assistance, the Wall Street Journal reported on Saturday. Quoting people familiar with the matter, the Journal said The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, the government body that owns the site, was considering helping finance at least one of the three office towers planned in the project. "We are continuing to discuss with SPI (Silverstein Properties) how to best meet a changed market while ensuring the WTC site is rebuilt in the best public interest," a statement obtained by Reuters said. "In the meantime, the negotiations will be between the two parties, not in the press," it added. '

GOOGLE NEWS
"Mentally ill a threat in nursing homes"
The final solution for rising elder health care costs: Predator bunk-mates! BOO-YAH, Government!

' Ivory Jackson had Alzheimer's, but that wasn't what killed him. At 77, he was smashed in the face with a clock radio as he lay in his nursing home bed. Jackson's roommate — a mentally ill man nearly 30 years younger — was arrested and charged with the killing. Police found him sitting next to the nurse's station, blood on his hands, clothes and shoes. Inside their room, the ceiling was spattered with blood. Over the past several years, nursing homes have become dumping grounds for young and middle-age people with mental illness, according to Associated Press interviews and an analysis of data from all 50 states. And that has proved a prescription for violence, as Jackson's case and others across the country illustrate. Younger, stronger residents with schizophrenia, depression or bipolar disorder are living beside frail senior citizens, and sometimes taking their rage out on them. '

FOX NEWS LOCAL: KHON2-TV, HONOLULU, HI
"Couple Forced Apart By State Law "
More good news for "golden-agers." They need the beds for psycho's on Medicaid.

' A Hawaii law that governs the use of community care foster family homes is keeping a married couple apart during their golden years. Terry Kaide, 86, of Hilo has been unable to live with her 89 year old bed ridden husband Sidney the past two years. Under the law, the home her husband resides in must set aside two of its three beds for Medicaid patients. '

ADELAIDE NOW.COM
"Man brutally bashed by bikie with metal bollard at Sydney Airport"
Bikies and bollards and brawling, oh, my! And "Fosters"? That's Australian for "beer," mate.

' A 28-year-old man was bashed to death when a brawl involving up to 20 men broke out about 1.35pm (AEDT) on Sunday at terminal 3 of the domestic airport. Four men have been charged over the incident but several others fled the scene. '

YAHOO NEWS
"NJ considers ban on bare-it-all 'Brazilian' wax"
Well, what did they EXPECT when they ripped the hair off their genitals?

' New Jersey is drawing the line when it comes to bikini waxing. The state Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling is moving toward a ban on genital waxing after two women reported being injured in their quest for a smooth bikini line. '

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