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Tuesday, October 05, 2004

TOP TEN VP DEBATE QUESTIONS

[See also: "TOP TEN VP DEBATE QUESTIONS 2008"]

EDWARDS:


1. Boxers or briefs?


2. When are going to get a trophy wife?


3. Does your wife eat in bed?


4. Has Kerry ever touched you inappropriately?


5. Have you ever actually chased an ambulance?


6. Is your father allowed in your house with his work-boots on?


7. What are chitlins?


8. Do you still eat chitlins?


9. Are you old enough to vote? Let's see some ID.


10. If Kerry dies of prostate cancer, who will you sue?



CHENEY:


1. Why are you lying?


2. Are you the Devil?


3. Who's the real President, you or Bush?


4. Has Halliburton ever earned an honest dollar?


5. Why have you, personally, allowed your old employer, Halliburton to rip off the US taxpayer in Iraq?


6. How much money is Halliburton holding for you?


7. Where was Bush on 9/11?


8. Why were YOU the one to order a counter-attack on potential plane-bombs on 9/11?


9. Why did the Air Force ignore your shoot-down order?


10. Who's really in charge at the White House? (Does the USAF know NOW?)





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Got home late. Taping the VP debates, watching with the sound turned off. Boring format, two boring guys. Black female moderator, probly feels she has to bend over backwards to avoid seeming prejudiced against Dick or for Jonnie boy. No fireworks here, folks, move along.

Debates over. ABC instapoll says Cheney won. Guess I'll have to listen to the debates now. Think anybody else did? Doubt it. Musta been Repuke's only that did watch, scored for Cheney before debates began. So much for Darth Vader-Luke Skywalker fantasy. So much for soccer moms. So much for the election?

See how bad Dubya screws up next time. Presumably, he'll be better programmed and back on his meds. Be afraid, John Kerry, be very afraid. You too, America. Oh yeah, and helpless victim World, too. The next four years could well be Hell on Earth. Is Bush the Anti-Christ? Or does he just play him on TV? The Fundies are sure going for it.





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