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Saturday, October 09, 2004

I WAS PRESENT AT BOTH DEBATES


And I am here now to cut through the media spin. First of all, the "black box" Bush was wearing under his coat in the first debate: It was indeed a radio receiver. The fillings in my teeth are pure iridium, from my days at Groom Lake, and I was able to pick up the transmissions beamed at the President, being in a direct line-of-sight.

The entire transmission was just one phrase, repeated softly, over and over again, quote: "You do not have to urinate...You do not have to urinate...You do not have to urinate." This went on throughout the entire debate. Finally, it got to me, and I had to get up to urinate. Not sure what may have been said while I was in the head, but it was still on when I got back.

There was a Secret Service agent in the can, talking into his lapel while he washed his hands. He kept referring to a "Yellow Stain," as if that were a person's name. I asked him who "Yellow Stain" was, and said, simply, "Bush. Ever since 9/11. Don't worry," he said, eyeing my BUSH-CHENEY button
(which I used only to get into both debates) "He's catheterized tonight."



AND IN THE SECOND DEBATE


I was seated directly behind the President. You may have noticed that he kept turning around and addressing us directly. While Kerry was speaking, Bush would swing around and mug at us, sometimes cracking jokes.


After his initial remark about wood, he turned completely around to us, and, as Kerry was answering a question, Bush began to gyrate his hips like Elvis. Looking directly at a comely young lady, he grabbed his crotch Michael Jackson-style, and said "I'm gettin' wood right now, baby."


Needless to say, the young lady was shocked. She started to say something, but was quickly hustled off by Secret Service agents. The entire procedings were on a tape delay, standard procedure since the Janet Jackson affair, and the incident was instantly edited out before it ever hit the airwaves.






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The battle for America's hearts and minds has come down to the couch potatoes who STILL haven't made up their tiny minds. Attempts at mind-control have become... necessary. On the Left, Michael Moore will offer his "Fahrenheit 9/11" to those who choose to pay for it, on Pay-Per-View, near the end of October. Doubt if many Repuke's or downscale "Don't Knows" will pay.


On the very far Right, the broadcasting sydicate that refused to air the edition of "Night Line" earlier this year featuring the names and photos of all of our war-dead, Sinclair, is ordering its' local stations to suspend regular programming right before the election, nationwide, across several networks, to show a hack propaganda film by a fan of the Reverend Sun Young Moon. You know, the Moonies? The film attacks Kerry's opposition to the Vietnam War, pretty much blaming him personally for "unnecessarily prolonging" it. Guess the idiot right-wing warhawks, some of the same folks who got us
into Vietnam and Iraq, can never admit when they're wrong, or when they're responsible.

So, if you haven't seen the brilliant, funny, moving, fair and balanced
[snicker], "Fahrenheit 9/11," here's your chance: Your choice. If you haven't seen the Moonie film, well, no one has. But they'll be shoving it down your throat, soon. Not your choice. You choose, come election day.

WRITE TO THESE GUYS!

Whether you're in their market area or not. And, if you are there, more importantly, write their ADVERTIZERS: Let 'em know how you feel about your local airwaves being misused this way. Boycott & picket the biggest local merchants buying time on these stations:

WTTA - Tampa

KMWB - Minneapolis

WPGH & WCWB - Pittsburgh

KDNL - St. Louis

WCGV & WVTV - Milwaukee

WSTR - Cincinnati

KSMO - Kansas City, MO

WTTE & WSYX - Columbus, OH

WKEF & WRGT - Dayton, OH

WTWC - Tallahassee, FL


Kerry MUST win these states, and there's lots of dopey undecideds still out there: It's just too damned close for comfort!

Just imagine FOUR MORE YEARS of DUBYA!!!

Hey, maybe George Soros could buy up a bunch of Sinclair's stock, then dump it at a fraction of what he paid for it, and then buy it back at that price, causing the stock to tank. That would get their attention. Wonder if that's legal, or do-able? Any stockbrokers out there?




"'Fahrenheit 9/11' Team Seeks Election-Eve Pay-TV"

"Conservative TV Group to Air Anti-Kerry Film"




Info: Sinclair Broadcast Group, Inc.

Sinclair Broadcast Group, Inc. Contact Info: 10706 Beaver Dam Road Hunt Valley, MD 21030; Telephone: (410) 568-1500 / Fax: (410) 568-1533 / Email: webmaster@sbgi.net. The CEO's name is David D. Smith. Sinclair CEO: dsmith@sbgnet.com VP of Programming and Promotions: bbutler@sbgnet.com




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