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And Rarely Seen On The Road



there once was a lady from lutin
who did it with vladimir putin
he admired her blini's
she relished his weenie
of their hunger there was no disputin'



A lovely young lass from Iraq
was frequently found on her back
she complained of sharp pains
during wintery rains
but it could have been sand in her crack



two gentlemen from verona
in love with a tranny named mona
met by chance at a dance
and proceeded to prance
on the summit of each others bona



a sorry old gent from hong kong
had venereal warts on his dong
he went to the healer
and he tried then to feel her
and so ran afoul of the Tong



three lovely ladies from cannes
all went in search of a man
they hadn't much luck
in securing a f*ck
so they had to resort to their hands
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