KATE BECKINSALE UNDRESSED

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COMPLETELY NAKED, AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY

ENGLISH ACTRESS BARES ALL, DARES ALL



You Know You Want To Look! You Sexist Bastard, You!

Men want to look at women. Women want to be looked at. It's a perfect fit.

HAH!!!

Let's try that again.

Women want some men to look at them in an admiring way, but not others. Men want to admire some women, but not others. It's usually not a perfect fit. And thereby hangs Gawd's little drama, which has amused Him endlessly since the Beginning: The Great Soap Opera of Life, complete with static and white noise.

So, all the world's a stage, and all the people are going through it. Just as the Great Maw of Nothingness, or "God," if you prefer, may have put us out there in the cold cold universe just to see what might be inside Himself, we put on our own little theatricals in hopes of figuring ourselves out. It doesn't always work out. Life is always a bit more complicated than theater. But it's the only good mirror we poor mortals have. So, play on, I guess.
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RACHEL MCADAMS SKINNYDIPPING

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THE TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE SWIMS NAKED



O LUCKY FISH!


YOUTUBE: "MEAN GIRLS"
"Mean Girls - Jingle Bell Rock - Unedited"
Real Yuletide spirit!



Former Mean Girl, Admitted Canadian, Pollutes American Rivers & Lakes With Beauty

Her Dad's a trucker, her Mom's a nurse, and she used to sling burgers at Mickey D's, so here's a girl for Labor Day weekend. How many end-of-summer outings will end in nude bathing across this great land of ours, no one can say. But we can all hope. Please allow for shrinkage, ladies.
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COSANOSTRADAMUS PREDICTS

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PROGNOSTICATIONS FOR THE MULTITUDES

HEEL, MULTITUDES! SIT! ROLL OVER! BEG! BEG FOR YOUR HEALTHCARE!!! MUAHAHA!!

We Will Now Reveal To You Tomorrow's Headlines Today. And The Comics.

1. Both Google and Microsoft will fail to survive the next major economic downturn. The new force in computing is now called Hang-Seng Silicon Noodles, Kowloon, China.

2. Madonna will adopt Angelina Jolie. But not Brad Pitt, breaking up the set.

3. Conan O'Brien will divorce his wife and marry David Letterman in a secret ceremony in Provincetown, Mass. His ratings will still suck.

4. Nancy Pelosi will reveal that former House Speaker Newt Gingrich regularly used botox during his tenure. On his dick.

5. Barack Obama will appear at an Alabama town hall meeting wearing a Nazi SS uniform, and promise to round up and gas only liberals if Republicans vote for his healthcare holocaust. Republicans are tempted, but still won't vote for it, despite their natural attraction to holocausts, in which they claim not to believe.

6. Glenn Beck will be found to be an actual escaped mental patient with delusions of cable grandeur. Rupert Murdoch will give him a raise.

7. The New York Times and the Washington Post will merge and then quietly go out of business, cursing this new-fangled blogging thing.

8. Kathy Griffin will be found in Margot Kidder's back yard, doing something completely sane. Police will tase her, causing her to make the "C" list. (I told you it would work, Kathy.)

9. Silvio Berlusconi will fly around Florence's Old Bridge in Leonardo DaVinci's aerial screw on Assumption Day. It sounds better in Italian.

10. One of the surviving Beatles will die. Eventually.
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MEGAN FOX NAKED?

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NUDE! NUDO! DESNUDA! NACKT! NEKKID!
THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL!
THIS WEEK. SO FAR.



WHOM SHALL WE ADORE NEXT WEEK, O MEDIA?

YOUTUBE: GQ
"Megan Fox - GQ Magazine Bikini Photoshoot - October 2008"


The Star-Maker Machinery Cranks Out Another Victim

We can't say we actually know who most of these "stars" are, and we don't want to know. If any of them every makes a record or a movie that's worth a damn, good on them. In the meantime, if they're not coming over to our house to prance around nekkid and perform the usual grotesque erotic services required of all who enter here, then they really don't even exist.

There are six billion people weighing down this planet, and most of them don't exist, as far as we're concerned. Yeah, we know they're out there. They're always jamming up the freeway and running ahead of us to sneak an eleventh item onto the conveyor belt at the express register in the store, or buying up the last tickets when we're next on line for something. They suck. But they're only briefly in our lives, and usually unpleasantly. We don't want to know them.

While we have known a few "celebrities," people who are famous for being famous, or for doing actual stuff, good or bad, important or trivial, we generally avoid their ilk. Their ilk are not our ilk. So we do get sick of being bombarded with their images, their voices, their deeds and misdeeds, and how they "feel" about it all. Who cares?

Evidently, billions of people do care. Celebrity is a growth industry, like cancer; and, much like cancer, it seems to be recession-proof. Every day there are new images of people we don't know being shoved in our faces for no reason. The only escape is to hide indoors and unplug everything. But then we can hear the neighbors' noise, which consists largely of celebrity rhubarb. Apparently, burning down their house is some sort of fire code violation, and may involve fines. Whatever.

The only consolation lies in knowing that nearly everyone the media estrellifies will be dwarfed and/ or nova'ed in a relatively short time. Just look at Christ. Great PR, no security. Or Hannibal. Elephants! Great schtick, bubbie: But is it sustainable? No. Paris Hilton? Next question.

At least Megan Fox is easy to look at. Who knows how much of that is artificial. In another year or two, probably all of her will be a plastic surgeon's work, and not Gawd's. The kids grow up so quickly, these days. One minute they're undergoing their first rhinoplasty, and the next minute they're on their third face-lift. That's life. In Beverly Hills. Thank Gawd we live in a normal middle-American place where all we have to worry about is volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tsunami's, widespread death, destruction and chaos, and the inevitable reversion to cannibalism.

Hey, y'know, there might be a mini-series or a basic-cable movie in that! I wonder if Megan would be interested? Have her people call my people, wouldjya?



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