ME & GRAMPA MCCAIN GO TO THE MALL

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GRAMPS TAKES EVERY WEEKEND OFF, FOR R&R

HE GETS HIS BLOOD REFILTERED, HIS CHEMO, AND WE GO FOR ICE CREAM



He Insists On Driving, But I Won't Let Him Drive My Car

ME:
"OK, Pa-Pa John, are you ready to go to the Mall?"

GRAMPA MCCAIN:
"What? The what?"

ME:
"The Mall, you want to go?"

GRAMPA MCCAIN:
"Go where?"

ME:
"Uh, downtown to the soda shop."

GRAMPA MCCAIN:
"Mmm. Sounds pretty good to me, heh-heh."

ME:
"OK, then. Sit up front here."

GRAMPA MCCAIN:
"I'll drive."

ME:
"Nnnnooo . . . Gramps, remember what the doctors said. And the State Police."

GRAMPA MCCAIN:
"I know how to do this. I know where it is. My friends, if you'll just give me another chance..."

ME:
"Maybe next time, Grampa John. I kinda need this car, now that the other one is wrecked."

GRAMPA MCCAIN:
"It was the GOOKS!"

ME:
"Calm down, Poppy, remember your blood pressure. Your cheeks are gettin' extra puffy. You don't want to have to go back in the secret hospital, do you?"

GRAMPA MCCAIN:
"I'm not goin' back to Hanoi!!! You can't make me!!! I already told 'em everything I know!!!"

ME:
"Nobody's making you go anywhere's, Pop-Pop. Oh, Jeez, what's that smell?"

GRAMPA MCCAIN:
"Nothing."

ME:
"No, it's definitely something."

GRAMPA MCCAIN:
"Earmarks. Earmarks, earmarks, earmarks."

ME:
"I think somebody maybe has a full diaper. Let's get Nanny Sarah to change you."

GRAMPA MCCAIN:
"Mmm. She has soft hands."

ME:
"Unh-hunh."

GRAMPA MCCAIN:
"Sonny. Don't let them socialist n*gger terrorists get me."

ME:
"I won't, Gram. Let's just get you cleaned up here. Governor? Governor? Now where's she gone? Hope he she isn't trying to light that big cross she carries around, again. She scares me, Grandfather. Sometimes she really scares me."

GRAMPA MCCAIN:
"Don't worry. She can drive. We'll let her drive. She's an excellent driver."

ME:
"Not in my car. It already pulls to the right."

GRAMPA MCCAIN:
"Better get that fixed, Sonny!"

ME:
"I will, Gramps, I will. Real soon."
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TOP TEN PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE QUESTIONS

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MCCAIN VS OBAMA, CAMPAIGN 2008

WHAT WILL MCBUSH DO TO THE ECONOMY TONIGHT?


To Say Nothing Of The Damage He's Already Done To Race Relations

TO JOHN MCCAIN:

1. Have you ever killed a child?

2. How do you know?

3. When you were a bomber-pilot in Vietnam, were your bombs built to avoid children?

4. Was it a primary part of all your missions to always avoid bombing children?

5. Given the fact that the US Navy & Air Force dropped more bombs on Vietnam than they dropped on Germany & Japan in WWII, and that we still lost the Vietnam War, was that strategic bombing, or just terror-bombing; and doesn't that make you a terrorist, yourself?

6. If Al Qaida crashed a plane in the US after bombing civilians here, would the captured pilot deserve special treatment, or immediate execution?

7. Why did you make propaganda for the Communist North Vietnamese?

8. Do you think it shows good character and judgment to leave a faithful wife after she waited for you for the whole five years you were in prison?

9. Who got luckier in the criminal courts: Cindy McCain after she got caught stealing drugs from children, or you, John McCain, after you got caught peddling influence during the last major banking crisis?

10. Do you think either one of you belongs in the White House? Then why did you call your wife a "c*nt" in front of reporters?

[Cross-posted on Coffeehouse Studio.]
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THAT OLD MAN SMELL

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IT'S THE STENCH OF DESPERATION

CORRUPT, INCOMPETENT PALIN HAS THAT ODOR NOW, TOO



It's Very Unpleasant, The Republican Aroma Of Abject Failure. It Smells Like . . . Bush.

As John Sidney "POW" McCain III slowly sinks into the political abyss, his overweaningly ambitious running mate makes one last frenzied attempt to claw her way to the top. Promised a virtual or actual Presidency if she can just salvage the wreck of McSame's campaign, airhead Sarah Palin is now resorting to outright smears based on bald-faced lies.

Still, McBush has already conceded Michigan, and Pennsylvania may be next: Poor old broke-down John "My Wife's A 'Cunt' " McCain has pulled out of the Republican-depressed Automobile State. The poor old guy went to hide in Iowa rather than show his cancerous face in the anxious blue-collar Steel State. He's trailing even in GOP-subverted Florida. McSame may lose formerly reliable-racist Republican Virginia. Can Indiana and Ohio be far behind?

The Repukelickin Party, terrified of losing its' death-grip on power, is going straight to its' last resort: The Party of Greed and Anger, is switching gears to its' old fallbacks, Hatred and Fear. "Obama is not like us" (he's black!), "Obama hates America" (HE'S BLACK!!), "Obama pals around with bad men from the Big City" (HE'S BLAAAAACK!!!). Did they mention that Barack is black? Not yet, not explicitly. They're cowardly little racist, race-baiting assholes; always have been. But their message has always been the same: "Law & order," "Welfare queens," "Willie Horton," et cetera, ad nauseum, always meant "We'll keep the niggers down for ya, Bubba!" and absolutely nothing more. It's code that even right-wing morons can understand.

This year, not without trepidation, the Democrats have shown the courage and strength of character to confront racism head on, and nominate a man of African ancestry to be our next President. The Republicans, meanwhile, have shown their true colors by nominating two extremely white people, both known for their anti-African-American sentiments. McCain played the "maverick" by opposing the institution of the Federal Holiday honoring martyred moderate black leader Dr. Martin Luthor King Jr. Sarah Palin was deliberately chosen, it is now obvious, for being the living embodiment of redneck ignorance, and white-State prejudice. (Oh, and the "c*nt vote." Since McCain thinks all women are "c*nts," he must figure having a real "c*nt" on the ticket will get their votes.)

The Repukelickin' candidates are cowardly and without a shred of real character. McCain betrayed his country by collaborating with the enemy in North Vietnamese communist propaganda during the Vietnam War. When he came home from Nam, McSame dumped the crippled wife who had waited faithfully for him for five long lonely years, and flitted off with a rich drug-addicted beer queen. McCain's new wife Cindy was then busted for stealing drugs from poor, sick children. McCain himself narrowly escaped indictment during the Savings & Loan scandal. What character!

Palin flies her whole family around the country at taxpayer expense, and collects thousands in per diem for sleeping in her own bed. She fired a respected Alaska State Police commander when he refused to fire her sister's ex-husband, a decorated State Trooper. Now she doesn't dare show her face in Alaska, and the national Republican Party organisation of John McBush is running Alaska in her absence, trying to supress the investigation of "Troopergate." Let's not even talk about her under-aged, unmarried, unsafe-sexually-active daughter, or the infant Governor Palin starved in her own womb, trying to hide her own recent pregnancy. The child was born retarded, and now she uses him to gain sympathy at every campaign stop. Doesn't she worry about his health at all? Or his dignity? Or ours?

As to hating America, and terrorism: Palin wants Alaska to secede from the Union, and break up our great nation. She keeps talking about the Russians, her "neighbors": Maybe she wants to join them? Unlike most Americans she's wallowing in oil money, overjoyed at the high prices. Maybe the Rooskies will offer her a better deal. Traitor? You be the judge.

McCain has voted against going after Osama Bin Laden, and has done nothing to protect us from 9/11's past, present or future. He's so rich and out of touch, he doesn't even know how many houses he owns. And, of course, he could be a "Manchurian Candidate," programmed by the Communists to destroy America from inside the Oval Office. And none dare call it treason?

I guess McPalin fears that all this will come out in the next few weeks. After all, that's how they play the game. So far, Obama has chosen to take the high road. But it's time for the rest of us to give the Repuke's a taste of their own foul medicine. In their case, the truth about them will suffice.
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BUMPER STICKERS 2008

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WEAR YOUR HEART ON YOUR ASS

WELL, YOUR CAR'S ASS

It's How We Express Our Deepest Thoughts & Feelings, In Traffic

Although, some of us just use the finger.















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REPUBLICANS RUN FROM RUSSIANS

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"BRING IT AWN" BUSH HUMILIATES US NAVY. AGAIN. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

MCCAIN ABANDONS GEORGIAN CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTORS AFTER GETTING HIS HEADLINES

YOUTUBE: CNN
"Russia Threatens Nuclear Attack On Europe Invades Georgia"


Weak On Defense, Weak On Foreign Policy, GOP Weakens America In The Eyes Of The World

George "Dubya" Bush lost Abkhazia and S. Ossetia to Vladimir Putin's crypto-Communist-KGB regime this week. Thanks to the Republican President who allowed 9/11, Georgians loyal to the West are now back under Russian rule, just like in Stalin's time. Can a new Soviet Empire be far behind? Is the Cold War back on? Has Bush already lost the war to a brutal new Communism under another name, just as he lost the War on Terror to Bin Ladin?

The U.S. Navy hardly dares to go into the Black Sea. A U.S. Coast Guard boat loaded with relief supplies for the victims of the Russian invasion, our beleaguered Georgian allies, has run from the Red Fleet, sailing off for a safer port. NATO has been effectively been kicked out of one Eastern European country. Can Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, the Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Herzegovina, Montenegro, Macedonia, Albania, Romania, Bulgaria, or the Ukraine be far behind?

A new Iron Curtain of fear and intimidation is already descending upon those former Soviet satellites, all thanks to George W. Bush and his surrogate, John Sidney McCain III. Bush & McCain's wild promises to the Georgians and others (which they had no intention of living up to), and the foolish Bush/ McCain provocations of the Russians (whom they did not have the stomach to fight) have led to a complete and possibly permanent loss of U.S. power and influence in the region. Bush & McCain started a game of chicken with Putin & Medvedev and they lost: Under the Republican Party, we are now the chickens, for the first time in our history.

Meanwhile, nuclear-missile-armed Islamic State Pakistan slips into chaos and out of U.S. influence. Afghanistan and Iraq are sick of the losing wars of Bush/ McCain. China is eclipsing the United States as a superpower, forcing us to back off on Burma and Tibet, the Uighers and the Mongols, Darfur and Zimbabwe. Our deal to control nukes in India is falling apart. North Korea has made fools of Bush/ McCain. No one in the world, it seems, respects or fears U.S. power any more, after eight long disastrous years of Bush/McCain.

The Democrats may be our only hope of restoring American power and influence. But first they will have to survive the traitorous, disloyal, unpatriotic attacks of the un-American Republicans. Are you starting to see who America's enemies are? I'll spell it out: Bush & McCain are America's worst enemies: All talk and no competent action. All bluster and no fight. All brag and no balls. And the world now knows it. You call that "strong on Defense"? Maybe you're a traitor, too. Or, as we now call them, a Republican.


THE GUARDIAN ONLINE
"US and Russian warships line up in dispute over Georgia"

' With the Russians effectively controlling Georgia's main naval base of Poti, Moscow also dispatched the Moskva missile cruiser and two smaller craft on "peacekeeping" duties at the port of Sukhumi on the coast of Abkhazia, the breakaway region that the Kremlin recognised as independent yesterday. The Americans, wary of escalating an already fraught situation, cancelled the scheduled docking in Poti of the US Coast Guard vessel, the Dallas, and instead sent it to the southern Georgian-controlled port of Batumi, 200km (124 miles) from the Russian ships, where it delivered humanitarian aid. '

AFP
"Russia warns NATO as West fumes over Georgia"

' Russia moved its own naval forces to the Abkhaz port of Sukhumi, where they got a rapturous reception from Abkhaz leader Sergei Bagapsh, who downed a toast from an ornate drinking horn with Russian officers. On a visit to Ukraine, also seen as vulnerable to Russian intervention, British Foreign Secretary David Miliband stressed the West was not interested in a new Cold War and said President Dmitry Medvedev had "a big responsibility not to start one." However he also sounded a conciliatory note, saying it would be "counter-productive" to isolate Russia as it was too "enmeshed" in the world economy. Miliband was nonetheless lambasted by Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov, reflecting sensitivities around Ukraine, which in trying to join NATO and is burdened by hosting the centuries-old base for Russia's Black Sea fleet at Sevastopol. '

FINANCIAL TIMES
"Moscow’s plan is to redraw the map of Europe"

' Any doubts about why Russia invaded Georgia have now been erased. By illegally  recog­nising the Georgian territories of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, Dmitry Medvedev, Russia’s president, made clear that Moscow’s goal is to redraw the map of Europe using force. This war was never about South Ossetia or Georgia. Moscow is using its invasion, prepared over years, to rebuild its empire, seize greater control of Europe’s energy supplies and punish those who believed democracy could flourish on its borders. Europe has reason to worry. Thankfully, most of the international community has condemned the invasion and confirmed their unwavering support for Georgia’s territorial integrity and sovereignty. Our first duty is to highlight Russia’s Orwellian tactics. Moscow says it invaded Georgia to protect its citizens in South Ossetia. Over the past five years it cynically laid the groundwork for this pretence, by illegally distributing passports in South Ossetia and Ab­khazia, “manufacturing” Russian citizens to protect. The cynicism of Russia’s concern for ethnic minorities can be expressed in one word: Chechnya. '

LA TIMES
"Obama, with Biden on ticket, beats White House in condemning Russia"

' In his statement, issued around 2 p.m. EDT Tuesday, Obama said the White House should call for a U.N. Security Council meeting to condemn Russia's action. About 45 minutes later, the White House issued a statement from President Bush, vacationing at his ranch in Crawford. He too condemned the Russian ploy, saying, "We expect Russia to live up to its international commitments." '

Newspost Online
"Putin alleges Bush orchestrated Georgia war to get McCain elected as next Prez"

' According to the paper, the Georgia conflict has become a flash point in the US presidential campaign, with McCain assailing the “revanchist Russia” and asserting that he was far more qualified to handle such a crisis than his rival the Democratic candidate Senator Barack Obama. In an interview with the CNN, Putin suggested that the US pushed Georgia toward war and added that he suspected a connection to the American presidential campaign. Putin’s comments sought to present the military operation as a response to brazen, cold war-style provocations by the US. A seemingly angry looking Putin suggested in the interview that the Bush administration may have tried to create a crisis that would influence American voters in the choice of a successor to President Bush. '

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